Aug 7 2008Giant Trackball: Ass-Assisted PC Peripheral

The Backball Chair is actually a giant trackball you can use to control a computer. Designed by Interaction Architecture, it was "specifically intended for use in public spaces like airports." Of course, because that makes perfect sense. Seriously, why use a mouse when you can roll your ass right off a giant trackball. Talk about a time-saver. Seriously though, I liked the idea enough to build one out of my spare testicle. My roommate just finished giving it a whirl, and I'm hoping for some positive feedback. So buddy, what'd you thi....WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SKID MARKS ON MY TRACKBALL?
Backball chair lets you mouse by the seat of your pants [engadget]
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Reader Comments
1. Morono - August 7, 2008 3:50 PM
I got one thing to say, WOW
2. El Basto - August 7, 2008 3:57 PM
Where are the pubes?
3. Vossk - August 7, 2008 3:58 PM
Do I get bonus points if I sit on two?
Oh I can see the tiny USB cord extending from the center of the two now.
4. Madgame - August 7, 2008 4:01 PM
This is a youtube disaster video just waiting to happen
5. Momboelitist - August 7, 2008 4:03 PM
Are we still doing the tool jokes? Oops, wrong subject.
6. Amy - August 7, 2008 9:00 PM
Okay, call me naive, but I don't understand how this is supposed to work - is this, like, the ultimate in ass-to-computer communications? A way to surf porn while exercising your glutes? Or did some idiot at the patent office grant yet another asshat thousands of dollars in grant money to develop another useless, pointless product?