Aug 13 2008Coming In For A Landing!: The Mile High Bed
Thanks everybody for all the birthday wishes yesterday. That was awesome, and I love you all. But today's another day, and...wait a minute -- it's International Left Handers Day! Another day of celebration for me! Shake left-handed, eat and drink left-handed, or give yourself a stranger, WHEE!
Anyway, the Mile High Bed was made my MotoArt, the same company that made the engine cowling reception desk and ejector seat office chair. Constructed from two DC-9 rear stabilizers and a C-130 inner flap, the bed promises to comfortably accommodate yourself and two additional passenger (preferably sexy stewardesses). Unfortunately, price is only available via company contact, which means a freaking fortune. Pfft, who needs a Mile High Bed anyways? Not I. Now a 200 MPH Bed -- that's where it's at. Ladies, to the race car bed! But please note: Be quiet coming in, my parents are asleep, and also, I'm entitled to make all the VROOM VROOM noises I want during the race. VROO....oh, checkered flag. Champagne me, I'm ready for a nap.
Reader Comments
1. greg - August 13, 2008 10:19 AM
frist
2. El Basto - August 13, 2008 10:19 AM
who would pay for that?
First!
3. greg - August 13, 2008 10:20 AM
and happy lefthand day
4. mike - August 13, 2008 10:21 AM
speaking of left-handers day...."stewardesses" is the longest word typed using only the left-hand.
unless you're a hunter-pecker. learn to type, idiot.
5. StlDragoon - August 13, 2008 10:26 AM
I like pie, I hate this bed
6. 007 towelie - August 13, 2008 10:27 AM
Left power!
7. Julian - August 13, 2008 10:43 AM
I'd totally love to bang a stewardess but unfortunately the pre-recs for becoming a stewardess have changed quite a bit. It used to be that you had to be a pretty, big -chested young woman. Now "Flight Attendants" (faux stewardesses) are usually ugly, fat middle aged women or really 'flamboyant' men. Ladies, cherish what you have, It seems that there is a severe drought of hot poontang.
8. OMgirl - August 13, 2008 10:45 AM
the concept is cool, but the real thing sucks!
9. Momboelitist - August 13, 2008 12:28 PM
@8, you can say that again. Used to be that becoming a stewardess was a big time job and they were treated like rock stars. Plus as you said, they all looked like playboy centerfolds.
10. Thumperchica - August 13, 2008 1:45 PM
I'm left-handed! WOO-HOO I'm forspecial today!
BTW- that bed looks lame, and if you were really "flying" those wing sides would really be a drag
11. Benito - August 13, 2008 3:09 PM
Mmm I wouldn't mind being mile-high in a bed with that sexy lady.
If you know what I mean.
12. littleone - August 18, 2008 8:45 PM
The reflection on the bed makes it look like the chick has a deformed siamese twin that is popping out to say "hello".