Aug 15 2008CD Dumbbells: Because, Despite Paying For A Membership, You Never Go To The Gym
Let's face it, going to the gym is a hassle. First you have to get there, then you have to lift stuff and break a sweat, and, as if that weren't enough hassle already, you have to wet the end of your towel and play a little whip-ass in the locker room with the other guys. Am I right? You know -- the game where you all run around trying to whip each other's buttocks with a towel. I love that shit. Well anyway, if you never leave your house you can make a CD dumbbell out of stuff you have laying around. Of course, if you want a real workout, you should come over and lift this 21" CRT monitor off my desk. Yeah, just like that. Remember: lift with the legs and *WHIP* Haha, you can take a boy out of the locker room, but you can't take the love of whipping another man's ass with a moistened towel out of the boy. Also, you dropped my monitor -- you're gonna have to pay for that.
CD dumbbells get you ripped with what you've got lying around [dvice]
Reader Comments
1. FIRST - August 15, 2008 11:37 AM
FIRST
2. Popadopolis - August 15, 2008 11:50 AM
Oh Geekologie Writer, you make me laugh.
And strangely enough, my nipples are hard. And don't look now, but I think the sting from the whip made me erect.
oh god, do me. (not in a gay sort of way. Just put it in and don't look me in the eye. also call me a slut)
3. FORCED - August 15, 2008 11:50 AM
c'mon with the first already
4. matt - August 15, 2008 11:50 AM
Yea cause lifing 4 pounds of CD's and a small bar are going to get you jacked
5. FIST - August 15, 2008 11:52 AM
FIST
6. Becca - August 15, 2008 1:09 PM
@4, my thoughts exactly
7. Momboelitist - August 15, 2008 2:06 PM
@6, your thoughts exactly
8. SluggishGirl - August 15, 2008 3:58 PM
Thats AMAZING!!! So its a set of dumbells that can play 200+ CDs all at the same time!?!? Wow! That would sound soooo goood and get me soo motivated to work out harder!!
9. jaime - August 15, 2008 5:03 PM
"Because, Despite Paying For A Membership, You Never Go To The Gym"
SO true... i've already payed for all of august, but i've only gone once or twice...