Aug 19 2008Breakdancing To Dance Dance Revolution
Okay, so it's not really Dance Dance Revolution. It's some game called Pump It Up. And you've probably already seen this before. You know, back when it came out two years ago. So make sure to leave a note in the comments about that. Also, one about how you could do way better because you are a L337 dancer and was in a Janet Jackson video. All I know is that I could never do that. I had DDR for the PS2 and always did terribly. Partly because my dong dragged on the buttons, but mostly because I was just humping the mat.
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Thanks to Emma, who can cut a rug like nobody's business.
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Reader Comments
1. Chase - August 19, 2008 2:52 PM
FIRST!!!!
2. Mr.Mitchell - August 19, 2008 2:55 PM
Whats high score mean? Did I break it? Is it broken?
3. Hunter - August 19, 2008 2:57 PM
So many quarters did it take?
4. nullCRC - August 19, 2008 3:07 PM
Scene it.
5. Jazzman - August 19, 2008 3:08 PM
Yeah... i gotz him...
6. Emma - August 19, 2008 3:21 PM
hahaha, what are you talking about Mr. Geekologie writer? i didn't submit this! and yes, i am aware that i must be the only emma in the entire universe that reads your website. That's totally logical.
7. Pierre - August 19, 2008 3:45 PM
i wouldnt buy it but like an ugly car like an old vet i would take it for free and drive the Sh@# out of it
8. Sophie - August 19, 2008 4:21 PM
Nice #2! Loooove that movie!
9. BlightedArt - August 19, 2008 4:22 PM
^ What the FUCK are you talking about?
10. BlightedArt - August 19, 2008 4:22 PM
Dammit... that was to #7, sorry #8. :P
11. Morono - August 19, 2008 4:31 PM
and what movie might that be?
12. Sophie - August 19, 2008 6:11 PM
Grandma's Boy....
Another quote
"You've been spending our rent money on Phillipino hookers?
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists!
Yea, they'll massage your cock for money
There's is a word for that....I think it's hooker!
You're a hooker."
13. Icon - August 19, 2008 6:25 PM
Bah. I've already seen this like 2 years ago when it came out. OMG, this one time, I was in this Janet Jackson video, you know, the one with the cartoon dog? One step forward, two steps back bitches! I'm so much better than this guy, L33t skillz and all that.
I think I pretty much covered everything there. Done and done.
Okay, I lied. The only movies I've been in was the ones where I played the stunt penis. I'm not proud of my teen years.
Alright! I lied about that too, I am proud. Huge penis.
14. el - August 19, 2008 6:28 PM
^ hey, you can't mix up paula and janet! they're TOTALLY different artist. duhh... get it straight.
15. chaosthirteen - August 19, 2008 7:04 PM
@14 Agreed, one has wound down their career with almost no dignity, and has failed to appear as anything but bat shit crazy in their social, personal, and professional choices. As completely opposed to the other...
16. hey idiots - August 19, 2008 7:43 PM
yea #13. dont ever fuck up your Paula Abdul facts ever again. seriously. omg.
17. NastyBedazzler - August 19, 2008 7:44 PM
Thanks for calling out the posters on their angry "OLD" bullshit in the blog. Nice job dude I don't care how old something is, all I know is that when it gets on this site you make fun of it and it'll make me laugh no matter what it's age.
18. Nicole - August 19, 2008 7:54 PM
Uhh, this isn't ddr this is a korean game called pump, this is really common, they have competitions of koreans doing this, look that up on youtube
19. chaosthirteen - August 19, 2008 7:59 PM
Dear Nicole, or # 18:
Hopefully you are intelligently using subtle sarcasm in full appreciation of the article, and the request of the author... or you just didn't read the damn thing. Please let me know so that I can respond more accordingly. Thank you.
chaosthirteen
20. Coweena - August 19, 2008 8:37 PM
I miss being cool because I was good at DDR back in my high school days...YES IT WAS COOL! ...what have I done with my life?!
21. Hunter - August 20, 2008 3:10 AM
@19 -- TRU DAT
and apologies for my typo in comment #3
22. Nicole - August 20, 2008 3:35 AM
@18: total sarcasm implied, but seriously, the korean competitions are WAY crazier. they double up on that crazy dance pad
23. Zoid Elpertclam - August 20, 2008 4:23 AM
Is that kid quadriplegic? He doesn't seem to move right. He's all over the place.
And if you call it dancing, then you must be on spectacles that blurs everything.
fuck the wretched!
24. Neru - August 20, 2008 5:54 AM
Unless he's somehow conducting his feet are all those hand movements necessary when he's just dancing? lmao.
25. oh jeeze yeah - August 20, 2008 11:02 AM
hahaha you got served!
26. whos the pat - August 20, 2008 1:43 PM
@24... yes, dancing does require movement of parts other than your feet. unless youre cwalking like a gangsta ass boss playa with bling on yo zings, ya digg jigg?
27. Renee - August 20, 2008 5:37 PM
Though he is break dancing, it's actually called "Freestyle" in the world of simulated dance.
28. Madhumala - August 20, 2008 5:50 PM
Is it sad that I know what song he was playing by the steps he was doing? :(
29. Mr.Mtichell - August 20, 2008 10:47 PM
Sooo my roommates said they were gonna buy me rims for Christmas.
30. Bentronic - August 21, 2008 12:11 AM
Meh; it's not as cool-looking as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fNVnIERqU , which I remember seeing on Hedonistica back in the day.
31. mlou - August 21, 2008 2:58 PM
@#2 Ha, so funny! Nick Swardson is hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKOjFEbHlAI And yeah, I know that DDR isn't the same as this Pump it up game so nobody has to point that out.