Aug 26 2008Body Mice: Highly Questionable Peripherals
Looking for a way to put the spark back into computer porning? Enter the Body Optical Mouse, a $45 peripheral that's shaped like a woman's torso and has clickable tit buttons. You can get one with the World Cup shirt of your favorite team, or painted lingerie. Couple one with an upskirt mousepad and perv it up to the max! Each model even has its own name depending on the country, like Luisa for France and Francesca for Italy. Or, if your mouse is like the chick I brought home last night, Luke. His buttons were fake! His cord, sadly, wasn't.
Hit the jump for a couple more models.
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Reader Comments
1. JaC - August 26, 2008 11:31 AM
Boobs. First!
2. FreddyK - August 26, 2008 11:32 AM
But where is the middle scroll button?
3. OMgirl - August 26, 2008 11:49 AM
maybe it was discontinued... i think having to scroll with your wrist is not as easy as u think..
4. Amaranth - August 26, 2008 11:53 AM
I believe they should have another version of it with the buns and the scroll button between the buns
5. rachel - August 26, 2008 12:06 PM
I think they look lame
but i still want one white lengerei one and 3 for the usa!!!
6. Momboelitist - August 26, 2008 2:15 PM
Finally, something useful!
7. marlo - August 26, 2008 2:37 PM
Stupid.
8. Lynz - August 26, 2008 7:03 PM
Those are dumb.
If a girls body really looked like that she wouldn't be able to stand either. Which makes this dumber than it was before, which is pretty dumb. How the crap do you even hold that? And the red one looks like she's pregnant.
9. Dan - August 27, 2008 1:17 AM
Revolting.
F***ing left-handers.
10. donald trump - August 27, 2008 3:24 AM
Sooo when are they bringing out the cock and ball mouse....that'd be awesome. optical cord exiting the tip?? hahaha
11. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - August 27, 2008 7:52 AM
Kind of sad, and I bet they work like shit as well.