Aug 14 2008Audi R8 That Would Make James Bond Proud
Some guy who insists on remaining anonymous but whose name is Chris Donovan of Denver, Colorado (kidding) has customized an Audi R8 with a ton of ridiculous awesomeness.
The Audi R8 Blackbird is perfect for gadget lovers, sporting "four GPS units, two radar detectors, police scanner, CB radio, kill switch for all rear lights, and high-speed broadband Internet with Wi-Fi running on a tablet PC."
Oh, and did I mention it's packing a liquid cooled infrasonic wave-pulse generator (2:10 in the video) that can fry your balls? I think it's one of those things Basher Tarr used in Ocean's Eleven to zap all the power sources within its blast radius, but I could be wrong. All I know is that I don't want any kids right now, so blast away! I even lift the lead shield off my nuts when the dentist takes X-rays. Free birth control!
Hit the jump for a video walkthrough of the car and an (off-camera) explanation by its creator. Note: Dude is clearly no James Bond.
Audi R8 [techeblog]
Reader Comments
1. El Basto - August 14, 2008 8:57 AM
First!
2. Alisha - August 14, 2008 9:00 AM
I want one.
3. spoon_platoon - August 14, 2008 9:05 AM
i dont know why you would bother, my mini copper doesnt have all that shite and i can still manage the speed limit in it :-p
4. zach - August 14, 2008 9:37 AM
alex roy's M5 was a little more fun, mostly because you dont expect night-vision and other police evading toys in a ritzy businessman sedan. a murdered out mid engine racecar needs one thing and one thing only: rockets
5. Acosta - August 14, 2008 9:47 AM
what the hell is a infrasonic pulse wave generator.. and why does the owner act like such a douche about it...
6. Peanut - August 14, 2008 9:55 AM
It has cup holders. I'm sold.
7. Aaron - August 14, 2008 10:05 AM
Wow - C.B radio !! But no 8track ?
8. James - August 14, 2008 10:07 AM
What a poser. My car has 17 GPS units, just like the *real* James Bond's car would have. Four GPS units is for pussies.
9. Clark - August 14, 2008 10:09 AM
Done for the Gumball 3000... hence all the cop evading equipment.
10. jaime - August 14, 2008 10:16 AM
I WANT IT I WANT IT.
when i become a millionaire i'll make 3 of those, and way better than that one.
suck on that, anonymous frick
11. John - August 14, 2008 10:22 AM
A PC tablet? Why go all out only to put a PC in it? Amateurs...
12. Turd Ferguson - August 14, 2008 10:39 AM
What a piece of crap!
My car has not one, but TWO, cupholders!
How many cupholders does that car have?
13. Julian - August 14, 2008 10:41 AM
HA!, this guys is probably riddled with cancerous tumors from all the electric shit he packed in his car. Awesome!!
14. His Royal Highness - August 14, 2008 11:32 AM
Fake.
Having two radar detectors defeats the purpose . . . they each emit minor radar
signals and would interfere with one another. And you can't have a laser gun in the car . . . laser guns have to be stationary.
15. reverseration - August 14, 2008 12:08 PM
more importantly....laser guns dont exist..........yet
16. Tap - August 14, 2008 12:09 PM
Wow, there's already a Wikipedia page that speculates on the purpose of the "liquid cooled infrasonic wave-pulse generator" — mostly culled from various auto forums and blogs.
The guy sounds like such a douche though. He actually logged onto one of the forums and bragged about probably violating his nondisclosure agreement.
http://www.talklambo.com/showthread.php?t=3869&page=2
I call bullshit.
17. Thumperchica - August 14, 2008 2:17 PM
El Basto, I don't understand why you would want to be FR1ST if you have nothing to say other than first... makes no sense...
This car is... still just a car... an expensive toy, but just a car...
18. melonman - August 14, 2008 7:01 PM
Yes. And why do you need all of this stuff in a car? God i want to suck your cock!
19. Meska - August 14, 2008 8:37 PM
eh some guy who watched way too much fast and fagalicious movies and has a small penis.
big whoop, i rather drive hitlers hot ridezzzzz.
20. Stanislav couldn't get a car - August 14, 2008 9:47 PM
Some dude in my hometown put a windmill on his car's roof and converts into energy and someday might use it if he forgetfully runs out of gas. Why didn't your think of that Mr. Hot Rod? Oh, I guess your so insecure and has a low self-esteem and thinks he could get laid on that rocket.
By the way, I own a 6-speed Mongoose Mountainbike. It's pretty rad ,isn't it?
21. DigitalNemesis - August 14, 2008 11:17 PM
Hmmm...... Me thinks this is another guy who will be "ANONYMOUSLY" reporting on his time under 32 hours and 7 minutes from New York to LA in the very near future.
I'm dying to try a Cannonball Run, just maybe not in a KIA Sportage with no freakin MP3 jack!
22. kiki - August 15, 2008 7:12 AM
so...
this car just has radiation leaking out from every corner...
but..
i think most of us have come to a similar conclusion...
this dude is a douche with a very small penis.
23. matt - August 15, 2008 1:07 PM
the people on pimp my ride could have done a better job, at least their cars have tv's
not just that but they have made cars that shoot paintballs, flames from the exhaust and launch things from the back of it.
24. zeus - August 15, 2008 5:19 PM
it's a fear-machine.
25. intermission - August 18, 2008 3:24 PM
thats batmans.....
26. chaz - December 26, 2008 11:23 PM
Why does one car need four GPS units? That may be overkill, but it's still an awesome car O_O