Aug 26 2008A Million Person Pyramid To Be Built?

Well, we've seen London's 100,000 person tower concept, and Japan's 1,000,000 person pyramid of doom, and now, unsurprisingly, Dubai wants in on the action. Dubai-based architecture firm Timelinks has developed plans for a million person ziggurat. What the hell's a ziggurat? "A ziggurat was a temple tower of the ancient Mesopotamian valley and Iran, having the form of a terraced pyramid of successively receding stories or levels. Some modern buildings with a step pyramid shape have also been termed ziggurats."
It may sound like just another concept that'll never be a reality, but Timelinks already set about patenting the design as well as the technology that would make it possible. The structure, nearly a whole square mile by design, would use a combination of steam, wind, and other alternative energy-gathering methods to keep itself entirely off the grid. There would also be "green spaces" that would provide the pyramidal city with agricultural space, to provide food and green-based commerce.
Hey, I'm all for a million person pyramid. But how about some $25,000 pyramid?
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The Dubai Ziggurat: 1 million living souls in a pyramid, entirely self-contained [dvice]

Reader Comments
1. mort - August 26, 2008 9:30 AM
first yay finaly
2. nick - August 26, 2008 9:41 AM
how bout building a giant cunt fountain instead
3. tgulden - August 26, 2008 9:45 AM
Waiting for probes and pylons to be p'shopped in...
4. kenny dude - August 26, 2008 9:50 AM
hahaha good job #3,
hah
5. M - August 26, 2008 10:05 AM
I heard black people have already started their own version, called a Niggerat. It'll be a million of them asking, "Where you niggers at?"
6. Julian - August 26, 2008 10:06 AM
Pretty sweet. It'll be even sweeter when thousands of years from now some advanced alien race finds these things and think we were the tackiest civilization in the universe. Tss, get off you're high horse you damn grays! Long live our reptilian overloards!! . . . and the mole men, love you guys.
7. bobo - August 26, 2008 10:07 AM
hope the oil runs out before these clowns send us all broke.
8. Ace - August 26, 2008 10:24 AM
#5: Funny as hell.
9. whistle - August 26, 2008 10:40 AM
I heard David Blaine was actually the personification of Dubai.
10. FatBoy - August 26, 2008 11:50 AM
¿ziggawhat?
11. Amy - August 26, 2008 3:24 PM
Geekologie writer fail.
12. M.Christian - August 26, 2008 7:17 PM
I just posted an article about the very similar thing: the Arcologies of Paolo Soleri.
http://zobop.blogspot.com/2008/08/dark-roasted-mchristian.html
13. Jared - August 27, 2008 7:38 AM
This reminds me of the housing complex in Blade Runner.