Jul 24 2008ZombieHarmony: The Zombie Of Your Dreams Is Only A Click Away
Still looking for that special someone zombie? Well look no further than ZombieHarmony, an online dating service for the undead. ZombieHarmony...because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely. But don't go trying to use the site if you haven't been infected.
Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.
Despite the warning, I used the site anyways and think I found the zombie of my dreams, her name is LimblessLisa, and she's gorgeous in a corspy kinda way. Just kidding, I don't think the site really works, it's just a fun looking frontpage. Sorry to let you down, sickos. But seriously, if you want to date an undead bitch with a taste for blood my ex-girlfriend's number is (XXX) XXX-XXXX.
UPDATE: Had to remove the number. Haha, I'm being sued!
Thanks to Alex, Julian, and Shawn, all of whom used the website to score some zombie brain.
Reader Comments
1. weq - July 24, 2008 4:08 PM
we need to shut this site down. zombies reproducing will lead to the end of this world.
2. Sophie - July 24, 2008 4:13 PM
Maybe this is where prewife can find a postwife....
3. Cocker - July 24, 2008 4:34 PM
From the looks of it, I'd say it's not just an advert for an upcoming zombie movie, but...one of the Romero variety? I think I recognize that fat zombie guy..Sniper fire is mentioned..most people dont have access to that kind of weaponry.. Viral marketing FTW
4. Jennifer - July 24, 2008 4:35 PM
It seems to be a clever way to attract people to a real dating website. If you click on 'not a zombie' it shows you a link to a "100% free dating website"
5. Cocker - July 24, 2008 4:36 PM
..or it's actually an advert for mingle2.com..a free online place to meet people. If you click the "Not a zombie" link it brings you there
6. Bonbon - July 24, 2008 4:46 PM
"think I recognize that fat zombie guy"
shaun of the dead.
7. Bach - July 24, 2008 4:54 PM
Finally a way to lure zombies out of hiding and into my lab.......-evil smile-
8. Meaty_Urologist - July 24, 2008 5:10 PM
What's with all of this love for zombies lately? I mean "brains, brains, brains" - yadda yadda yadda. Don't get me wrong, I like zombies as much as the next guy, but there's a huge demographic of the semi-deceased that isn't getting due attention. We must not forget about the specters, wights, liches, shades, and wraiths. Where are the social networking sites for these groups? This is the new millenium, people, and I say someone better call Jesse Jackson, 'cause this is the worst undeadism I've ever seen.
9. Nacon - July 24, 2008 5:43 PM
If the writer has been smart enough to understand what that site is really all about....
It's a advertising campaign for Mingle2.com It's their target against Harmony.com, in a way of saying they are filled with dead or retarded people.
How did I find out about it? Just click on that "Not a zombie?" link. Duh...
10. bernard fleming - July 24, 2008 5:44 PM
Just what I need - another woman who will just lay there like a corpse during sex.
11. Supernetuser - July 24, 2008 6:04 PM
The world has sunk to new lows.
12. Sam - July 24, 2008 7:11 PM
@8
You forgot vampires and werewolves....
13. lameo - July 24, 2008 11:43 PM
Was there really a number up?
14. iota1 - July 25, 2008 1:10 AM
Aww man, and they just made necrophilia illegal in my state.
15. Richthegringo - July 25, 2008 7:28 AM
NOM NOM NOM had me laughing my ass off in the office.
The Geekologie writer is a freeking genuis!!!
16. Thumperchika - July 25, 2008 8:57 AM
I notice most of the singles aren't looking for BRAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNSSS!!!! OK, I'm lame, but it was kinda funny?
17. Dragonflye - July 25, 2008 9:35 AM
Does that make it legal to shoot her in the head if you don't like her?
18. bernard fleming - July 25, 2008 9:49 AM
I've shot several women in the head. Some times they perform the bullet catch trick, and others they try to make a map of Hawaii on their forehead.....Its perfectly legal in MY state....
19. Momboelitist - July 25, 2008 10:10 AM
I think I saw that girl over at that cool new site. I hear all the best zombies are going there to find a mate ****DateARichzOMbieDOTcom****
My attempt at a solicitation comment. How'd I do?
20. lameo - July 25, 2008 11:11 PM
#19, not bad.
21. i <3 bacon - February 13, 2009 10:56 PM
1.its only one page:the search zombies
and
2.what about vampires?(i get lonely sometimes! :( they have feelings too!)
22. Scottie - May 11, 2009 3:33 PM
What is this about it's just a free online dating AD!