Jul 21 2008Wasp Knife In Action: Goodbye Watermelon

Remember the WASP Knife we posted last month that injects a ball of compressed gas into the stabee and explodes their organs? Well now the company has released a video of the knife versus a watermelon. After all, nobody can sell deadly knives like a jackass in a wetsuit and safety goggles stabbing a watermelon in his backyard. If this was an infomercial I'd have called immediately and gotten two and a free LED keychain bonus gift. Just imagine all the time you could save carving the Thanksgiving turkey. Minutes.
Hit the jump for disturbing watermelon carnage. Seriously, If you can blow up a watermelon with this thing, I don't even wanna know what you can do to a cantaloupe.
Thanks Josh, I've never been more scared of a knife before in my life.

Reader Comments
1. guate6 - July 21, 2008 2:08 PM
Such carnage...
Great example. After all, people are exactly the same as watermelons on the inside, so they chose to do the right thing.
Of course the knife is stupid from the get-go, but whatever...people will make weapons because they can.
2. guate6 - July 21, 2008 2:09 PM
(proto-)
3. Jason - July 21, 2008 2:17 PM
F*** me. That would be one disgusting, inefficient, messy kill.
4. Madgame - July 21, 2008 2:27 PM
I'd huff that
5. White - July 21, 2008 2:28 PM
Why didn't they use something like ballistics gel? You know, something that actually simulates human skin and flesh.
6. 365 - July 21, 2008 2:29 PM
not so much WASP vs. watermelon as it is 'watermelon ruthlessly violated by WASP'
"Vs." usually signifies some kind of battle or competition- neither of which took place here
7. v - July 21, 2008 2:36 PM
Christ, stabbing people just gets better.
8. hojo - July 21, 2008 2:39 PM
for those times when you need to pop someone like a balloon? This weapon seems unnecessarily gruesome... Why not just hack into them with a chainsaw, or how about an ax... Wait, I know, stab them and then stuff a hand grenade into the wound. Seriously, whoever came up with this is messed up in the head.
9. Tank - July 21, 2008 3:08 PM
yeah with a story on the news every other day about some innocent kid getting stabbed to death, lets now make knife crime more "sofisticated" the people who invented this should have it used on them. dumb bastards
10. tylerdurden - July 21, 2008 3:12 PM
I dunno, I kinda expected more explosion and less neat little slice.
Bah.
11. Joboo - July 21, 2008 3:32 PM
Yeah, that's something the world really needs.
The inventor probably watched "No Country for Old Men" and thought he could make a device more portable for psychotics than the cow brain jabber.
12. KC - July 21, 2008 4:07 PM
This is the worst episode of Veggie Tales ever!
13. Future General - July 21, 2008 4:20 PM
I neeeeed that knife
14. Sam - July 21, 2008 4:37 PM
I have to agree with #5.
Watermelons might exaggerate the damage compared to ballistics gel. Melons have a hard exterior and the increased air pressure within might be what caused them to split.
In people, it could possibly only cause a bloating which willsubside when the knife is retracted. Painful, sadistic and greusome but probably not explosive. Bendz (nitrogen in the blood stream) might be a more worrying problem.
15. Anthony - July 21, 2008 5:00 PM
So they finally invented a knife that can run out of ammunition. Great!
16. guest1234567 - July 21, 2008 5:06 PM
I can't figure out if this is something that will be featured on an infomercial on the Food Network or as a weapon.
When going to a knife fight, is it wise to bring one you have to reload? Better to bring a gun.
17. Hi, I'm Darth Nihilus - July 21, 2008 5:33 PM
Is he wearing a jumpsuit to fight a watermelon? This is SO ghey.
18. GEOFF LEPPARD - July 21, 2008 5:56 PM
All at the highly impressive rate of two stabs per minute.
19. Kananga - July 21, 2008 7:15 PM
How come that guy with the blue shirt is glowing?
20. nrrrd grrrl - July 21, 2008 7:26 PM
I want one! and I want to go around blowing up every fruit i see!!
21. NastyBedazzler - July 21, 2008 9:10 PM
That promo video sucked. I hope they aren't using that video as an attempt to sell these knives because I'd be completely unsold.
22. WOW OMG!!! - July 21, 2008 10:37 PM
ok, so, have any of you ever had training to fight with knives? fighting with knives is really intense. I would never think to press a button on my knife after I made deep contact. I'd be too busy thinking, "Is he dead yet? No?" Then I'd stab him again. Considering the effort it appears to take just to push the button, this is nowhere near worth it. Also: does it have a safety? Could it possibly go off in your sheath?
23. Sev - July 22, 2008 1:03 AM
Is that blue guy an angel?!
24. ben - July 22, 2008 2:48 AM
so it's a murder weapon then? it's not made for self-defense, it's made specifically to kill.
awesome.
25. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 22, 2008 4:42 AM
I'd hate these things toi be available in the UK right now.....
26. toolboy - July 22, 2008 8:34 AM
Dolphins trained by the Navy have used CO2 cylinders with long actuator tubes to inject a big ball of gas into any diver around a Naval ship. Since they use sonar, they can find the divers in any water conditions. A 600.lb ball of muscle swimming at 30mph slams a steel tube into your mid section, you explode, and it swims off clicking gleefully to play with a red rubber ball.
27. Floyd - July 22, 2008 9:24 AM
These knives are supposed to be anti shark weapons for divers - hence the guy in the wetsuit - but I don't think it'll be long before some kid in London get one stuck in his back.
28. lameo - July 22, 2008 11:36 AM
Great, until bad people get a hold of the knife.
29. Jason G - July 22, 2008 12:12 PM
My friend just ordered this knife (he has lots of disposable income). Looks fun but even he admits that its not practical, just brutal.
30. v - July 22, 2008 12:22 PM
@14: Then get some ballistics gel and execute the specific action which you are curiously going out of your way to imply that you will verily do, you homosexual.
31. Freddy K - July 22, 2008 1:56 PM
I stand by my original assertion regarding this knife. Waste.
"okay, stay still. I have to press this button now"
Even if this was designed to ward off sharks, do you thik that you would actually have the time to activate the device for the split second it may actually have contact with the shark?
Lame. Fun to play with, but so not practical.
32. hojo - July 22, 2008 4:01 PM
I'd stick with a bang stick for sharks... and guys in wetsuits...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangstick
33. DeeplyTroubled - July 22, 2008 7:19 PM
OK, but can it cut through a tin can and still slice smoothly through my tomatoes. That's what I want to know.
34. guest1234567 - July 23, 2008 12:28 PM
If this is used for sharks, it's best to remember the best chance of survival against sharks is to dive with somebody who swims slower than you.
35. Ravius - July 23, 2008 4:25 PM
http://waspknife.com/about.php will show what the knife is really for, not just some dumbass killing watermelons. Having been in actual knife fights myself, I can tell you that the injection of freezing cold gas is pretty much going to stop the fight right then if not just kill the animal or person. These are basically great dive knives, and again having had to use knives underwater as well, these are exceedingly neat.
36. Candy - July 27, 2008 3:36 PM
@30 - Don't go around calling other people gay when you start spewing words like 'verily'.
37. marilliondillion - December 20, 2008 1:50 AM
the evil computers that secretly run the world never fail to be amazed and impressed at the new and terrible ways you find to maim one another. please continue.
38. MissMercurial - August 7, 2009 7:25 PM
I wonder...since the compressed gas is released via a pathway in the knife blade itself, then would that mean the blade is susceptible to breakage, seeing as it's partially hollow? Seemingly pointless to carry a one-use device (assuming those carrying it would use it as it was designed for).
Seriously messy shit, too.
39. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 3:01 AM
I'd huff that