Jul 8 2008Shooting Simulator: Use Your Own Gun
The ST-2 indoor shooting simulator is just the thing you need if you thought Duck Hunt was the awesomest game ever when you were a kid. They system is currently being used by the Russian and Slovakian shooting teams in preparation for the Olympics, and I want one installed in my basement. It's advertised as the "first simulator for shotgun and rifle shooting designed specifically for demanding users such as shooting instructors" and gives you feedback explaining what you did wrong should you miss a shot. You know, stuff like, "you have shitty aim", and "you were distracted by the couple having sex in the bushes". Which is a bad idea. Because one time I tried playing Duck Hunt with daddy's gun and accidentally shot stepmommy while she was vacuuming.
ST-2 shooting simulator keeps your aim sharp [engadget]
Thanks to Julian, who I've head can dissolve an entire urinal cake with a single urination.
Reader Comments
1. Trying2b1st - July 8, 2008 5:59 PM
Am I 1st?
2. Trying2b1st - July 8, 2008 5:59 PM
Y3s !
3. Trying2b1st - July 8, 2008 6:00 PM
This post in mine!
4. Clinch - July 8, 2008 6:41 PM
I can see having a gun, and being shouted at in a strong Russian accent by a computer, as being a bad combination.
I think this is actually a robot plot to market this (or a cheaper/smaller version) to everyone, which will then shout at them and demoralise and insult them until they shoot themselves.
And with the number of people who know how to use guns seriously reduced, the robots will have no problem conquering the world.
5. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 8, 2008 7:08 PM
Another toy for men with small penises. Yawn.
6. James - July 8, 2008 8:52 PM
They have one of these at the Cabela's flagship store!
7. Paulie Danger - July 8, 2008 11:04 PM
Does the system come with that ogrish Brigette Neilson wearing an 80's "cold bitch" haircut like it did in Beverly Hills Cop?
8. Rod - July 8, 2008 11:26 PM
Dammit Paulie, you beat me to the Beverly Hills Cop II reference :(
9. T-bag - July 8, 2008 11:59 PM
I am not surprised by this. I saw his profile at milllionaire dating site ---####C e l e b C u p i d.c o m###---- last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
10. Paulie Danger - July 9, 2008 1:11 AM
@Rod, I knew somebody was eventually going to go there. I just wanted to make sure whoever did compared Bridgette Neilson to an ogre.
11. flyingskeleton - July 9, 2008 9:58 AM
the goverment has had these for years. i'm not going to say what they are called but you can fire almost any millitary hardware with realistic feel and sound
12. Erik - July 9, 2008 10:37 AM
Holy shit, Big Buck Hunter would be AMAZING on this thing.
13. Geekologie Reader - July 9, 2008 12:19 PM
#9: Oh fuck no, these bastards are invading Geekologie now. Fuck off back to Superficial and lay off this last remaining sanctuary, you spamming twat!
14. Joey - July 10, 2008 2:36 AM
About # 9 - Seriously, though, is there a filter for that crap? It's getting seriously annoying. I Watch Stuff is crammed with it too.
About the gun thing - Yeah, cool, whatever. Shoot stuff and all that jazz. Whatever works as a substitute for sex for ya, I say go for it.