Jul 14 2008Tom Selleck Cake Is Chest Hair Delectable
If there's one thing I learned from watching every single episode of Magnum P.I., it's that I want to live in Hawaii and drive a Ferrari. If there are two things I've learned it's that I want to live in Hawaii and drive a Ferrari, and then lick Tom Selleck's chest hair in the most non-sexual mancrush way possible. Well birthday girl Emma got the next best thing when her friend Alicia Poicia made her a sweet Tom Selleck cake.
I will admit, this cake did not turn out how I envisioned. I initially imagined nipples, a bigger portrait area, and better bordering, lettering, and so on. I found myself running out of time, so the bordering, the lettering, and flowers were tremendously rushed and overall half-assed. Thus, they really bother me to look at.
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself Alicia. I didn't even notice there were flowers on the cake. I was too busy staring at the wormy man-hair covering Tom's glistening chest. Did I mention I like the mustache? I like the mustache. You can almost hear it asking, "Hey ladies, wanna go for a ride?" Oh oh, I do Tom, I do!
What's Better than Tom Selleck? A Tom Selleck Cake! [seriouseats]
Thanks Mariah, you think you could make me something similar for my birthday? But, you know, with real hair?
Reader Comments
1. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 14, 2008 3:25 PM
That is a thing of beauty, and no mistaking.
2. Rod - July 14, 2008 3:27 PM
I totally agree #1. This is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
3. SmokingGirl - July 14, 2008 3:34 PM
Tom Selleck is a sexy beast; that's all I'm saying.
4. Sell Porn Make Money - July 14, 2008 3:38 PM
Wow, he kinda looks like a 70's pornstart there.
5. jesse - July 14, 2008 3:47 PM
Are you sure that's not Von Kaiser?
6. cbs16 - July 14, 2008 3:48 PM
@4
Ohh, what you meant to say is that 70's porn stars looked like Tom. Right?
7. john - July 14, 2008 3:50 PM
I had a man crush on Tom Selleck too, I thought that THATS how guys were supposed to look. But I couldn't grow chest hair like that, so I FAILED.
8. Jumpin_J - July 14, 2008 3:56 PM
Oh god, I think I just barfed into my Magnum P.I. lunchbox.
9. gypsy - July 14, 2008 3:57 PM
really? is he really that sexy? i must just be weird, but my dream guy was always chris farley (sigh). . .j/k. . .well, about chris farley anyway.
10. Sophie - July 14, 2008 4:45 PM
I think it would be fun to stick real chest hairs down under the fake ones and get out my camera phone for people's reaction..... yeah I'm sick ; P
11. Sell Porn Make Money - July 14, 2008 4:47 PM
@6 - Yes, I guess they can be interchangeable... maybe that is just what you start to look like when you sleep with more women than Wilt Chamberlain.
12. stckGirl - July 14, 2008 4:55 PM
i want one of those! but with David Hasselhoff!!!!!
13. Higgins - July 14, 2008 6:09 PM
What, no Higgins cake?
14. TimTim - July 15, 2008 2:03 AM
John too funny! haha
15. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 15, 2008 6:45 AM
I love the cake, anyone want to make a Hoff one? Like crazy 80's Michael Knight Hoff?