Jul 25 2008This Is What Happens...
When your neighbors are a nuclear power plant.
The Chinese pig, dubbed 'Monkey Face', is apparently healthy despite being fugly as hell and having extra long back legs that cause it to hop around instead of walk. I gotta admit though, it's cuter than my sister's new baby.
Hit the jump to see the uncensored picture and be scarred and saddened.
Piglet with monkey's face [orange]
Thanks to Nicolas, who gained superpowers after he ate a glowstick.
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Reader Comments
1. SlowMonkey - July 25, 2008 12:31 PM
Isle of Dr. Moreau - I recognize that hollywood baby
2. PEWPEWPEW - July 25, 2008 12:35 PM
thats what happens when monkeys rape pigs... give me a PEWPEW!!
3. Jazzman - July 25, 2008 12:38 PM
WTF
4. notbob - July 25, 2008 12:49 PM
crap thats fugly as hell, but ive seen uglier babies and dogs.
5. JaC - July 25, 2008 12:53 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
6. JaC - July 25, 2008 12:53 PM
Pig and monkey DNA just don't splice.
7. Zoidberg - July 25, 2008 12:57 PM
PEWPEW! thats a ugly pig, err monkey...whatever it is
8. el - July 25, 2008 1:00 PM
It makes me more and more sad every time i look at it, but i can't stop!
ugh. that's just depressing.
9. Nakamura_michiyo - July 25, 2008 1:02 PM
At first I actually thought that was an albine monkey genetically tranformed to have pig feet and green olives for eyes. That creature looks like hell, but is the bacon tasty?
10. Jerry - July 25, 2008 1:03 PM
I wonder if it tastes good. Roasted.. fried, baked..
11. silverdollar - July 25, 2008 1:05 PM
i agree with 8......this picture just makes me sad.
12. emily - July 25, 2008 1:11 PM
I was expecting the post to end "...when you f*** a stranger in the ass," and the topic would be some Big Lebowski action figure/remake starring Leonardo Dicaprio. Instead I got mutant pig. What the hell.
13. Sam - July 25, 2008 1:11 PM
I wonder if this has actually just been photoshopped...
14. Derek - July 25, 2008 1:13 PM
@5,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
15. Genocide - July 25, 2008 1:30 PM
lol he censored the picture all of a sudden it wasnt before i guess someone bitched hahahaha
16. The Fonz - July 25, 2008 1:38 PM
monkey-pig bacon. in my mouth. RIGHT NOW!
17. Alex - July 25, 2008 1:38 PM
Awwwwww, he's sooo cute, so ugly but soooo cute! Look at his little eye and tell me that's not cute! I want to make a plushie of him!
18. ExZ - July 25, 2008 1:40 PM
I knew it, people evolved from pigs not monkeys!
19. Julian - July 25, 2008 1:43 PM
F***ing sweet! A nude picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, thanks Geekologie writer.
20. ExZ - July 25, 2008 1:54 PM
HOLY HELL WAIT, ITS MANBEARPIG! Al Gore warned us of this.
21. CM - July 25, 2008 1:55 PM
@ 19:
LOL! Give yourself a pat on the back...
22. Smile - July 25, 2008 1:55 PM
Michelle and Obama's new baby pictures! Only $3 million! Going once,....
23. Smile - July 25, 2008 1:58 PM
Or maybe Al Gore was right... It's a ManBearPig!
24. e - July 25, 2008 1:59 PM
#23, YOU'RE RIGHT! He WAS for serial!!
25. SmokingGirl - July 25, 2008 2:01 PM
Hey, when it comes to ManBearPig, no one is more super serial than AlGore. I'm like so serial about that.
Haha, I love South Park.
By the way, that thing is hideous. *shudders*
26. Elboroto - July 25, 2008 2:03 PM
@9
Tastes like monkey.
27. Spector - July 25, 2008 2:53 PM
I don't even know what to say, I mean......damn, genetics can wicked cruel.
@16 - I love bacon too man, but sh*t look at it!!
28. guate6 - July 25, 2008 3:07 PM
The dude in the picture is holding the pig by the balls. Poor thing. It's like Bacon of the Opera!
29. DeeplyTroubled - July 25, 2008 4:51 PM
That thing looks absolutely MAD! I want one! Where do you get them, China?
...wait is this another story from the Weekly Trust?
30. DeeplyTroubled - July 25, 2008 5:08 PM
Is it me, or does this creature look like something out of a Gorillaz video come to life?
31. JaC - July 25, 2008 6:01 PM
@30 - LMAO!!! We need to get that thing into a recording studio.
32. Constanza - July 25, 2008 6:27 PM
Scared and saddened is defiantly how i feel right now.
33. Badcock - July 25, 2008 8:21 PM
Do you like my photoshop work?
34. Nacon - July 25, 2008 9:24 PM
O_o
35. Beastman AIDS - July 25, 2008 10:05 PM
@5 & 14
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
36. cheatachu22 - July 25, 2008 11:26 PM
It makes me sad. Let's kill it.
37. Susannah - July 26, 2008 12:43 AM
Fake.
38. Rexamillian - July 26, 2008 1:51 AM
Where's your head at?
39. Derrick - July 26, 2008 1:57 AM
@19....f***ing brilliant!
40. v - July 26, 2008 11:07 AM
What the f*** is--
OH SHI--
WHO THE F*** DIVIDED BY ZERO, FAGOTS?!
41. coolguy - July 26, 2008 11:31 AM
you stupid people its been photoshopped
42. Zippy - July 26, 2008 5:21 PM
@9&10 I dunno, why don't you ask Marge Simpson. She probably served it up as a second course after that three-eyed fish after Mr. Burns came over for dinner.
@20&25 You got it all wrong. This isn't ManBearPig, it's actually Scuzzlebutt, a monster with celery for a hand, Patrick Duffy for a leg, who spends his free time weaving baskets, which is amazing considering it has those pig's hoofs.
43. Oh My God. - July 27, 2008 2:41 AM
Its... soulless... pearly eyes....
Haunting.
44. Mike - July 27, 2008 6:20 AM
LOL @ COMMENT #19 ROFLCOPTER
45. maddy - July 27, 2008 8:13 AM
aw..poor piggy..its not tat ugly..well mayb it is jst..it doesnt freak me out or anything jst surprised =[ i feel sorry for it
46. Meghan - July 27, 2008 2:01 PM
Ewwwwww. :(
47. rr - July 27, 2008 4:50 PM
With enough time and a little bit of talent, you too can creep out millions of gullible folks on the internet.
48. nobnosk - July 27, 2008 10:18 PM
naughty monkey ! find girl from your kind !
49. Steve - July 28, 2008 9:29 AM
Hrm which one is it, Knox Leon or Vivienne Marcheline
50. pucky - July 28, 2008 9:33 AM
Does this thing have 4 asses?
51. evel - July 28, 2008 2:45 PM
bet you it will learn to walk on its hind legs like a human
52. ozzzy - July 28, 2008 5:09 PM
And no one in Fengzhang village has a camera? This would make a great Youtube video. I can't help feeling some pity for this animal.
53. wanks - July 28, 2008 8:56 PM
i'd hit it
54. Xray - August 1, 2008 3:15 AM
put that thing out of its misery already and turn it into HAM!!!!!!
55. Mr.Asshole - December 22, 2008 5:09 AM
It's the child of that freakin' Montauk Monster.