Jul 7 2008Sure, Why Not?: Venetian Blind T-Shirts
The Venetian Blind t-shirt is a shirt that bares your beautifully tanned abs if you're a sexy woman or your pasty, hairy beergut if you're me. All with a simple pull of the string. Now I'm not sure if it goes all the way to the top or not, but it sucks pretty bad if it doesn't. Currently the shirt is only available in museum gift-shops, but fear not: it'll make its way to Spencer's and Hot Topic in no time. And if you ever catch me wearing one I want you to yank the string like you're playing tug-o-war. But not before wrapping it around my neck a few times.
Sexy Venetian Blind T-Shirt Bares Midriffs With the Pull of a String [gizmodo]
Thanks Keo, but I'm holding out for vertical blinds.
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Reader Comments
1. franklin shores - July 7, 2008 10:56 AM
first
2. whistle - July 7, 2008 10:59 AM
^ *applause*
3. franklin shores - July 7, 2008 11:06 AM
^i just wanted to fit in!! :<> tweet tweet
4. Julian - July 7, 2008 11:08 AM
Why is the girl in the small square while the douche is bigger. As a man deeply afflicted by the yellow fever I am very much offended.
5. SmokingGirl - July 7, 2008 11:51 AM
Eh? I guess I'm not getting the point of this shirt...
6. rtyd6td - July 7, 2008 12:00 PM
SHE NEEDS TO PULL THAT SHIT HARRRRRDERRRRRR.
7. Robyn - July 7, 2008 3:38 PM
Definitely a candidate for Spencers. You might be able to find one on CafePress, but why would you look for it?
8. Clinch - July 7, 2008 5:04 PM
I think curtain tops would be better.
9. Clinch - July 7, 2008 5:05 PM
I think curtain tops would be better.
10. Clinch - July 7, 2008 5:05 PM
Damn it! Why does it keep doing that!!!
11. Basil - July 8, 2008 12:34 PM
How do you make a Venetian Blind?
Poke him in the eye
12. SmokingGirl - July 8, 2008 6:54 PM
Do they have them in 7XL?