Jul 10 2008Super Chuck Norris Bros. Is Action Packed
This is a video of Super Chuck Norris Bros. Allegedly it's a real game somebody has been working on. Basically you roundhouse kick the shit out of a bunch of goombas, grab a chainsaw or shotgun, destroy the tree and hills in the background, and all around kick ass. What surprised me was that Chuck Norris was caught playing in a video game. Chuck Norris doesn't play video games, he bangs my girlfriend while I do. Then he beats my high score while she's making him a sandwich.
Hit the jump for another video of the game with some kid talking over it complaining about how it's stupid Chuck can't die or lose in the game. Ha, like Chuck Norris could ever die. You moron.
Super Chuck Norris Bros [pixel-shack]
Related Stories
Mega Man In Partial 3-D: Mega Man 2.5D! (05/29/2009)
OLD Hover Scooter Is OLD, From The '60's (05/06/2009)
Yes Please!: World Of Warcraft Beer Steins (02/28/2009)
Escape From City 17: A Half Life Movie (02/17/2009)
Yes Please!: Water Powered Jetpacks (01/30/2009)
Reader Comments
1. Popadopolis - July 10, 2008 12:26 PM
I have nothing substantial to add to this post. So....
F1RST!
2. Brian - July 10, 2008 12:40 PM
I see this comment section becoming a string of Chuck jokes...
btw, Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
3. fightingfrodo - July 10, 2008 1:02 PM
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
4. j - July 10, 2008 1:08 PM
http://ctfdoh.googlepages.com/downloadarea
download the game there
5. Gil Yellows - July 10, 2008 1:24 PM
is there some way to stop anoying chuck norris stuff?
6. flap jack - July 10, 2008 2:15 PM
0 * 1 = 0
0! = 0 * 1=1
^^^ chuck norris mutha f***a
7. Brian - July 10, 2008 2:31 PM
how does zero factorial result in 0*1?
And how does 0*1=1?
I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking...
8. Momboelitist - July 10, 2008 3:11 PM
"JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
@3, I almost pissed my pants.
Actually, I was here an hour ago and couldn't come up with a new and original Chuckism so I gave up. I must be slipping.
9. Mark - July 10, 2008 3:14 PM
Made with Game Maker, from the looks of those popup boxes. :)
10. flap jack - July 10, 2008 3:17 PM
http://www.adonald.btinternet.co.uk/Factor/Zero.html
I am a math teacher here is an article i wrote on the subject. This is easier to say instead of looking like a complete dork! *smiles while aimlessly looks around the room* tee hee ^_^
11. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 10, 2008 3:30 PM
Yawn. Joke-fodder for boring studenty types and people who have more Facebook apps than sense.
12. JagedNS - July 10, 2008 8:02 PM
That reeks.......................................of awesomeness!!
13. Games Reporter - July 25, 2008 4:48 PM
That's sooooooooo a funny game... lol. I love the flag at the end.
14. Q - October 8, 2008 1:06 AM
Chuck Norris got his start by getting his balls punched by Bruce Lee.