Jul 23 2008'Spam King' Sentenced To Four Years In Prison, Hopefully A Really Rough One
'Spam King' Robert Soloway is headed to a federal pound you in the ass (I hope) prison for 47 months. He recently pleaded guilty to fraud, spamming, tax evasion, general douchery, asshatness, and sucking at life. We should probably just give him the chair. I really hope a fellow inmate down a handful of those penis pills he was always emailing me about and spams his ass.
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Top Spammer Sentenced To Nearly Four Years [yahoonews]
Thanks Julian, now let's stone him.
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Reader Comments
1. lameo - July 23, 2008 10:35 AM
No comments.
I guess everyone's afraid to spam.
2. dandaman - July 23, 2008 10:39 AM
he's going to be receiving a lot of mail in his junk mail box in the shower...thats all i know
3. Hawaiian - July 23, 2008 10:53 AM
Whats wrong with spam? I love spam!
Its possibly the best canned meat product in the universe.
4. Julian - July 23, 2008 11:01 AM
I wonder if they'll make him use Ranch dressing or jelly for the tossed salads he'll surely become famous for on the inside. He'll become the most highly traded commodity in the place.
5. somuchbetter - July 23, 2008 11:12 AM
Here is some detailed info on his history: http://spamkings.oreilly.com/archives/2005/09/
He even looks like a douche bag.
6. Mal Gusto - July 23, 2008 11:30 AM
I think they should cut his hands off. That would send a message to future spammers!
7. Michael - July 23, 2008 1:47 PM
I would think that taking all of his money away would have been more effective. 4 years in prison with $5 million in the bank still isn't such a bad deal.
8. mindy - July 23, 2008 1:51 PM
f*** spammers..OFF with his hands!
9. Bender - July 23, 2008 2:01 PM
@7: Yes, personally, I would have seized all his assets and THEN sent him to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison. But he was fined, and while parole exists for prison, fines always have to be paid back.
10. BOYCE - December 9, 2008 5:41 AM
Soon another "king" will appear.
I moved to http://corlive.com a long time ago and I'm happy with it.