Well folks, the asshole went and did it. Edward Davidson, a man competing for the "Spam King of Douchenburg" title with this guy was serving a measly 21 months in prison after being convicted of falsifying header information to send spam e-mail, tax evasion and criminal forfeiture. But instead of bending over and taking his well deserved cavity searches like a man, he decided to escape. Then kill his wife and 3-year old daughter before turning the gun on himself. What a piece of shit.
UPDATE: Had the story all mixed up, fixed now.
Fugitive spammer dies in murder-suicide [msnbc]
'Spam King' kills family, self; U.S. attorney calls him 'a coward' [rockymountainnews]
Thanks Jessica, Dianne, and Todd.
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