Jul 15 2008Shouting Vase Turns Yelling Into A Whisper
The shouting vase is a $79 jug that you yell into after you stub your toe on the coffee table or your wife cooks your eggs the wrong way. It drastically reduces the volume of your screaming, as is evident from the scientific picture in the bottom right.
Turn your loudest, most urgent frustrations into mere whispers with the Shouting Vase. The plastic jug is designed to fit over the contours of your mouth and absorb your screams and shouts, "storing" them in the vase and emitting a softer version of your angry cries through the tiny hole at the base. Ideal for when you feel like shouting, but know that speaking softly is more likely to do the trick. Or the perfect gift for the loud one in your life.
The loud one in my life, huh? Why don't you just come out and say "your wife"? Because that's obviously what you meant. I'd get one, but $79 is kind of expensive for a plastic freaking scream jug. Let me know when they're under $20, until then I'm sticking to pillow biting.
THANKS FRANK, THIS THING REALLY WORKS WONDERS!!!
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Reader Comments
1. Sophie - July 15, 2008 11:20 AM
This just makes me want to say TCLTC
2. Shelby - July 15, 2008 11:49 AM
Who would actually use this... plus i wouldnt stick my mought on it because..if it was just sitting around waiting for someone who could be taking angermanagement to yell in it it will have spiders...that will eat u in ur sleep if u yell at it...be afraid...
wats TCLTC??
3. Shelby - July 15, 2008 11:49 AM
mouth*
4. Julian - July 15, 2008 11:52 AM
I wonder if you whisper in the other end it comes out as a scream. I dont know whats so good about a jug with a hole on the bottom but I see myself peeing in this thing one night as i stumble home from the bar.
5. Jumpin_J - July 15, 2008 11:53 AM
WHY THE $#@! WOULD ANYONE WANT A DEVICE THAT REDUCES SHOUTING??? I LIKE TO SHOUT!!!! SEE, THAT'S WHY I'M SHOUTING... IN CAPS!!! HULK SMASH!!!!
6. Adri Leya - July 15, 2008 11:53 AM
this is genius. maybe i should provide it to my "loud in the evening" roommate.
7. Shelby - July 15, 2008 11:58 AM
What if u had a really loud fart comin and u use it to make it silent but deadly =D that would save u at alot of meetings at work
8. Momboelitist - July 15, 2008 12:01 PM
You can make kimshi in it as well.
9. Shelby - July 15, 2008 12:01 PM
Then you give it to a friend that needs to relieve stress right after the meeting... only to find out u shit in it.. LOL funny
10. Mr Smith - July 15, 2008 12:06 PM
Who the f*** green-lights these things?
11. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 15, 2008 12:10 PM
I love japanese crap - I always wonder what they were thinking when I see their inventions though.
12. LittleBoPeepingTom - July 15, 2008 12:15 PM
I'm all for farting in it! Of course, afterwards you pass it on to the next angry ass so he can have his turn shouting in it. Then you can sit back and smile when he asks, "Does anyone else smell kimshi?"
13. woodhorse - July 15, 2008 12:46 PM
I just used that thing to unstop the toilet. The Japanese are carrying recycling a bit far.
14. prewife - July 15, 2008 2:06 PM
Hmmm.. will it work for me y farts... I've got really bad gas. It might look wierd with this jar strapped to my bum, but at elast people won't think i smell bad....
15. Shelby - July 15, 2008 2:11 PM
#14 it doesn't stop the smell it jjust concentrates it into a smaler beam to attack a single victim
16. Sophie - July 15, 2008 2:22 PM
Seriously, look at that picture on the top right and tell me TCLTC
17. Shelby - July 15, 2008 2:41 PM
TCLTC means Tom Cruise Loves the Cock.... From what i found...
18. Sophie - July 15, 2008 2:44 PM
Shelby, do you make it a habit to post your own answers? ROFLMFAO
19. Shelby - July 15, 2008 3:42 PM
well when no one responds it tells me no one knows so i search it and find out... but yes i answer my questions cuz i r smarts
20. Momboelitist - July 15, 2008 3:55 PM
@12, *BA-DUM*
21. grihm - July 15, 2008 4:24 PM
No-shirt is pissed!