Jul 16 2008Oops: How Not To Use A Drive-Through ATM
This is how not to use a drive-through ATM. Now I hate to sound sexist or anything, but this is quite clearly a woman's doing. So what if the only people in the truck were a guy and his 10-year old son? His wife probably demanded some cash before allowing them to leave on their male-bonding camping trip. And you know what she was gonna use the money for while they were gone? Shoes. Shoes and, more than likely, a male stripper. Now do I know women or do I know women? I freaking know them like the back of my hand. See, there's the scar from when I cut myself opening a can of catfood, and there's the...wait a minute, I don't remember getting a "chauvinist asshole" tattoo.
Note: Thankfully, both the driver and his son escaped from the truck unharmed.
Thanks Kate and Jaybone, either one of you want to be towed behind my truck on an office chair? We could go through the drive through at Dairy Queen and get ice creams.
Reader Comments
1. D'uh - July 16, 2008 1:10 PM
lol dumb ass !!!
2. Count Orlock - July 16, 2008 1:18 PM
X F***ING D!
3. jumpin_j - July 16, 2008 1:24 PM
If no one got hurts, that's amazing though I sense the work of Darwin being cheated here somehow.
4. Reez - July 16, 2008 1:40 PM
A little old. Come on, you can do better than this.
5. bbb - July 16, 2008 1:42 PM
Found a forum post with the asshat survival picture. http://forums.corral.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1037796
6. Bernstein - July 16, 2008 1:46 PM
How could they have possibly gotten out?!
7. Bernstein - July 16, 2008 1:48 PM
Nevermind the picture from bbb helped explain a lot.
8. Momboelitist - July 16, 2008 2:33 PM
It looks as though he's trying to go around the overhang and clips it with the trailer. I guess I was right as I went and looked it up. Here's what the guy said:
"According to Miller he was circling the bank to park on the other side
when the corner of his travel trailer caught the corner of the bank
awning. Next thing he heard was a rumble as the awning started falling
against his driver's side door. Somehow he was able to unbuckle the
seat beat and exit the other side of his truck as it was falling."
9. Smartguy - July 16, 2008 2:39 PM
i dont want to be rude and i hate sounding like i know everything but you guys and girls are dumb. and clearly was trying to drive around but he didnt take the wide turn enough. its that simple if u dont beleave me look at the move watch were the sun is and were the trucks shadow is. he was trying to get outta there.
10. Normal American - July 16, 2008 4:05 PM
This happened in Texas two weeks ago. Texas? TEXAS??? How could anything like this happen in a land filled w/ such erudite & educated people, the capitol of the world for culture and philosophy? I'm shocked!
11. Cambaprecoz - July 16, 2008 6:27 PM
He died!
Not really, but am I a terrible for finding this funny? Even thought he had in fact died I would have still laughed my ass off.
12. John - July 16, 2008 7:05 PM
It's like Boom Blox! They earn GOLD for taking down the whole structure in one hit.
13. Lacrimosa - July 16, 2008 7:13 PM
OH SHIT
14. neonarg - July 16, 2008 11:50 PM
@10 im a Texan...
15. hojo - July 17, 2008 1:49 AM
This makes me laugh almost as much as the time I saw a station wagon stacked high with vacation crap wedge itself in the parking garage here in downtown Fort Worth. Which reminds me...
@10. Normal American,
You're speaking out of your ass. Texas is just like any other state, there's a few intelligent people and whole bunch of Dumbasses. Being that you're a "normal" American, I guess that puts you in the latter category.
16. Erudite and Educated - July 17, 2008 4:23 AM
@10, actually it's spelled "c-a-p-i-t-a-l".
A "capitol" is a building. But I AM from a state bordering Texas, so I might not be a normal American.
17. Raskin - July 17, 2008 10:26 AM
muhahahaha!
I've done that before. It sucks. Took the roof off a uhaul.
18. wanks - July 17, 2008 10:49 PM
@10 im from houston, tx and i find you to be very ignorant for the your comment and your dumbass spelling
19. antlion - August 3, 2008 2:06 PM
Hey Texas, we still love you, it's just that 'ol George has made y'all look a bit simple, so we have to make fun. Honestly - we know it's not true, it's just so damn fun to do it! So you and Florida just hold tight, we'll get over it. : )