Jul 28 2008No Thanks: Psycho Inspired Shower Curtain
Personally, I like the classic model we posted a while back. But in somebody's unending quest to eff up a perfectly good original, here comes a new and "improved" version. Not only does this curtain have gratuitous blood splatterings, it makes noise! That's right, the $20 curtain has a motion sensor and when you enter the bathroom you get the REEE REEE REEE and Psycho scream! Shit, that'll never get old. I could listen to it upwards of, I dunno, once.
Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain Brings Murderous Fun Into the Bathroom [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Tim - July 28, 2008 1:00 PM
First woop
2. meow - July 28, 2008 1:10 PM
i think it would be funny to just go to ome college party and install this while eveyone is getting shit faced and then call the cops and see where that takes them
3. Madgame - July 28, 2008 1:11 PM
I'm fine with blood and murder but if you happen to be dropping a number 2, your head would be precariously close to the crotchal region. That is simply unacceptable.
4. SmokingGirl - July 28, 2008 1:15 PM
Just when you thought showers were safe, here comes this shower curtain. Ree, ree, ree, ree!
5. Julian - July 28, 2008 1:34 PM
why isnt the silhouette of Norman Bates in the old lady attire? I would still get this. It would add that touch of class that my apartment has been missing. I tried doing the same with my Coors Light hot babe cardboard cut-out Beer holder but my girlfriend felt the need to toss it out. that was $200 well spent.
6. elmo - July 28, 2008 1:47 PM
That's bitchin
do they have bloody toilet stickers, rugs, TP, ect.?
OOOH!
Does anyone remember the bloody soap story that was on here???
*brillant*
7. jecka - July 28, 2008 2:43 PM
they should have a bathroom painted ala IT, where the blood bursts all over the bathroom & sink & little girl.
8. Momboelitist - July 28, 2008 3:03 PM
Yes Virginia, there was a time when people had images in their heads and they called it imagination. There were no Saw or Hostel movies to insult us and further exemplify the degradation of film.
The good old days of intelligence.
9. Nakamura_michiyo - July 28, 2008 3:05 PM
Knowing myself, I would probably forget I had bought this, and everytime I went into the bathroom, I'd collapse with fright upon hearing the REEE REEEE REEEE. I once set that sound to be my cellphone ringtone and had to disable it after a couple of days, because I nearly shit my pants everytime I got a call.
10. Lisa - July 28, 2008 6:53 PM
This reminds me more of Dexter than Psycho, which means that I kinda want one.
11. Tim - July 28, 2008 7:58 PM
I'm also the first to admit I have a tiny penis.
12. Domifer - August 15, 2008 4:00 AM
LOL
Maybe they should invent some funny underware for men with tiny penis, everytime you put it on some sensor would make the pants laugh and say hahaha what a tiny little one! .... :)