Moderately Satisfying: Jar Jar In Carbonite

Nice, but I'd still like to see more axes in his face.

Picture [pixdaus]

Thanks to MW, who noted that this is actually on display at Industrial Light & Magic near Lucas's office and may be an indication that George regrets his decision to introduce Jar Jar. Now listen George, hindsight's 20/20, but my foot's an 11½ and your a-hole is probably in the 4-6 range. Just saying, you're being watched.

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