Jul 16 2008Millenium Falcon And Master Yoda Cakes
Whee, two Millennium Falcon posts in a row! I bet all you readers out there with Millennium Falcon fetishes are Kessel Running out of your minds right now like you're on glitterstim spice thanks to all the awesomeness I so selflessly provide for you. As you can see, we've got two cakes here. On the left, a Millennium Falcon (made by Charm City Cakes), and on the right, Master Yoda (made by Mikkel Mihlrad for Star Wars Weekends). They're both made out of eggs and flour and shit (damnit, not literally) and look unbelievably amazing. Almost too good to eat. Almost, but I'd blast the hell out of those things like Greedo in the Mos Eisley Cantina -- into my face. NOM NOM NOM. You know, I think these cakes serve as an important reminder. A reminder that, no matter how sincere they sounded, my parents were lying whenever they told me they loved me.
Hit the jump for larger photos so you can really appreciate the amazing work that went into these caketacular masterpieces.
DIY Master Yoda Cake [craftzine]
and
Millennium Falcon Cake Can't Hyperspace, But is Best Birthday Cake Ever [gizmodo]
Thanks to Jessica, who better get whatever kind of cake she wants for her next birthday. Or else.
Reader Comments
1. Madgame - July 16, 2008 11:08 AM
The falcon's not bad but Yoda is awful! For some odd reason I can't stop staring at him though....He kinda looks like the those crazy gypsy puppets from the dark crystal. I'm a dork for knowing that...
2. Madgame - July 16, 2008 11:09 AM
The Falcon's not bad but Yoda looks awful...like a scary gypsy puppet from the dark crystal...
3. Julian - July 16, 2008 11:18 AM
I'm more tempted to eat the Lego Falcon . . . the cake looks too damn good. something about the yoda isnt doing it for me. He's missing the creepy old kermit vibe that the puppet had. all they should have sprinkled on some gray public hair on its head. . . he wasn't completely bald. . . i think
4. Count Orlock - July 16, 2008 11:31 AM
wtf is public hair Julian?
Also while the Falcon looks great Yoda looks like a blob of clay that was messily molded into the form of a Yoda type creature.
5. TimTim - July 16, 2008 11:33 AM
more cakes........first the Tom Selleck cake (which by the way was awesome), then the Transformers cake, and now this.....
This is madness!
This IS CAKETOWN!!
6. Julian - July 16, 2008 11:34 AM
@4 Public hair is community pubic hair, in this case you just shave a bunch of old people's nether regions and presto.
7. Madgame - July 16, 2008 11:36 AM
The Falcon's not bad but Yoda looks awful...like a scary gypsy puppet from the dark crystal... but i'm a dork for knowing that...
8. Madgame - July 16, 2008 11:52 AM
The Falcon's not bad but Yoda looks awful...like a scary gypsy puppet from the dark crystal... but i'm a dork for knowing that...
9. Chris - July 16, 2008 12:01 PM
Just a theory but I think Madgame might think the Falcon is not bad but that Yoka is awful.
10. Count Orlock - July 16, 2008 12:14 PM
I love my delicious cake...you can NEVER to much cake...moist cake...mmm.
*waits for a fellow 7channer to get it*
11. emilykw - July 16, 2008 12:26 PM
I had no idea that Yoda was so well-hung; why isn't his dick the same color as the rest of his body? Also, his head is tilted up so that if I were about to slice him, he would be staring into my eyes and I don't think I could take that.
12. Meaty Urologist - July 16, 2008 12:54 PM
My God! I've always wanted to eat Master Yoda. Now I can!
13. Madgame - July 16, 2008 1:25 PM
ha ha @ chris...i fumbled
14. snarf - July 16, 2008 1:28 PM
NOM NOM NOM!
I would eat them both. Although, yes- those sad eyes staring while I slice would be a bit much.
15. greg - July 16, 2008 1:33 PM
Cakecologie
16. Evan - July 16, 2008 1:34 PM
I prefer mine
17. Becca - July 16, 2008 2:30 PM
Charm City Cakes always does awesome work, so of course the Falcon is kick ass. Yoda is a little creepy though. I totally agree with Madgame that Yoda looks like something from the Dark Crystal. But seeing as how I am the hugest Star Wars geek I know, I would still love that cake. Vadar or Darth Maul would be much cooler though
18. strenith - October 29, 2008 12:47 PM
yoda looks more like dobby from harry potter......
and that's shitty..