Jul 3 2008Medical Manikin Is Pretty Freaking Disturbing
This is an old dude with really saggy tits and yellow wires hanging out of his arm. He comes with interchangeable two penis and vagina attachments and is used to train doctors how to play dress up with a plastic dummy. See, there's a wig and everything. Accessories include two bottles of everclear, a sports drink, and some syringes. If you want one of your own to get freaky with they're available for around $1,000. Also, if you want to play doctor I will play with you.
Medical Manikins Freak Us Out [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. El Guapo - July 3, 2008 1:21 PM
Primero!
2. Holly - July 3, 2008 1:24 PM
That is very disturbing...so much for sleeping tonight!
3. whistle - July 3, 2008 1:30 PM
So, a circumsized member resides slightly little lower than uncircumsized?
4. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 3, 2008 1:40 PM
Now picture it slowly turning its head towards the camera, pausing for a second and then saying, in a quiet voice, "I can see you..."
Nightmares for everyone! You're welcome!
5. conroy - July 3, 2008 1:43 PM
Is this thing life sized or is it like an action figure? Not that i want one
6. Blu - July 3, 2008 1:46 PM
Wadda you mean "play doctor"????
You bastard. So "medically necessary" was a lie?
My rectum still hurts.
7. mmmmm - July 3, 2008 1:46 PM
@3... thats wut i figured but... it seems just to be a extra-dangly sack....
cheapest sex doll iv seen!
8. Potlach - July 3, 2008 3:30 PM
Suck that uncut cock bitch!
9. ??? - July 3, 2008 5:13 PM
Why does it have 2 wieners????
10. Regdar - July 3, 2008 5:46 PM
I've used one of those for my CNA class, we had to give a sponge bath, make the bed while it was still in it, dressed it, and cleaned catheter openings and bed sores.
11. Adri Leya - July 3, 2008 9:02 PM
where can i get me one of these babies??
12. Call 911, ask for me. - July 4, 2008 12:22 AM
Sorry, I'm not giving CPR to anything with two dicks and a vag.
13. ashd - July 4, 2008 3:16 AM
haha, we use those in my nursing class, and yes it is disturbing...
14. fred - July 4, 2008 4:09 AM
Am i seriously the ONLY person here to see the blatant miss-spelling of MANNEQUIN!?
15. RandomNigel - July 4, 2008 6:19 AM
@14: actually, no. I was just wondering about that, myself.
I can't help but wonder if it was an intentional mistake...
16. ibun - July 4, 2008 9:11 AM
its not a "2nd member" it's 'it's' testicles
17. gillianspice - July 4, 2008 11:53 AM
MANNEQUIN. MANNEQUIN. MANNEQUIN.
DAMN IT.
18. poop - July 4, 2008 2:18 PM
now this is a sexy man
19. Jj - July 4, 2008 8:42 PM
@#14 and #17:
Actually, 'manikin' is correct.
A 'manikin' is a model used for teaching purposes and tend to be life size. So that thing above is a medical manikin, for example.
But if someone here feels freakly (stay away from me) you can dress it up and then it will be a 'mannequin'
'Mannequins' are used by, among other folks, tailors and store owners to display wares. So if you ever pass by a Victoria Secret and saw a figure wearing lingerie, it's a 'mannequin'.
@16:
That is a second member. HAS to be. The first one's an uncircumcised penis and the other one's a circumcised for illustration's sake.
If they can make saggy t***, they can make droopy balls. And that second member ain't droopy. And no one can argue that the piece is just upside down and the 'top' thing is a pair of testicles because it wouldn't explain the hole close to the bottom of the attachment which, the way it is oriented now, has to be the anus.
20. Asshat republic - July 5, 2008 4:46 AM
@ 19 "That is a second member. HAS to be"
You have just proved that you are a complete and utter asshat
It's a set of franks and beans you nimrod. What do you mean if they can make saggy t*** they can make saggy balls? Can't you comprehend that maybe they look 'saggy' but are actually molded hard that way? my god you are a f***ing idiot
I can prove that it's a f***ing penis and ballbag too (provided you are male or have access to one):
1) shave your ungodly region until smoother than a baby's buttocks
2) strip down to your birthday suit
3) position a mirror on the ground
4) Stand over said mirror
5) look down
6) witness your cock and balls dangling down before you, just like the manikin/mannequin
If that doesn't convince you, think about medical teaching for a sec. What use is a teaching aid with two dicks if that condition is probably rarer than you finding a date some lonely friday night? And if they would, why aren't there more freakshow accessories, apart from saggy t***, which is unfortunately damn common
F***ing douchebag. How can you be wrong with such conviction? It's astounding
21. Asshat republic - July 5, 2008 4:54 AM
oh and if some dick points out it's to provide an example of an uncircumscribed vs. circumscribed penis, think again about medical teaching. There is no difference in how to deal with a dick whether it retains its foreskin or not. Has no real medical significance. You pull it back to catheterize it, that is all
22. Lacrimosa - July 5, 2008 6:07 AM
Just imagine the possibilities with this thing!
1. Playing Hangman
2. Putting in it your passenger seat to use the carpool lane
3. Frightening young children
23. Jay - July 6, 2008 3:54 PM
@14:
You spelled "misspelling" wrong.
24. Mysterious M - July 7, 2008 11:04 AM
you people are angry
25. Marc - July 7, 2008 5:18 PM
Unfortunately my school bought this for my health class last year............It was freaky as hell!
26. Thumperchica - August 5, 2008 3:40 PM
OK ladies & gents, it is only 1 uncircumcised penis & scrotum for a larger pic and product info (aka: more disturbing image in your head) see:
http://meadows-medical.com/pcsgeriatric.htm
27. Amanda - November 5, 2008 7:03 PM
Wah! I had to tote one of these once. He scared the living crap out of me!
I had to take that freaky thing from one side of campus to another, in a wheelchair with only a sheet over it. Good thing it was near the Medical Buildings because people might have thought I had a dead person. I think I would have preferred that. I even told it that it was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my whole life.
28. samdifonzo - January 19, 2010 9:54 AM
ok, this is the most horrendous this i have ever seen. I have to look at one everyday in my medical class, and sometimes do procedures on. why couldn't the company make it a little more attractive, so i don't wana puke eveytime i have to look at it.
29. Dingleater - April 1, 2010 3:04 PM
@21 "circumscribed penis"
You are hysterical!