Jul 28 2008Kids Dig Up Corpse To Make Skull Bong
Wow, just wow. Kevin Wade and Mathew Richard, two 17-year olds from Houston, Texas, were recently arrested for abusing a corpse. They didn't try to have sex with it, but they did remove the skull to make a bong.
Police were interviewing Jones about the debit card fraud when he told them about the grave theft.Asked why Jones would volunteer the information police sergeant John Chomiak said: 'We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind.'
Come on sergeant, the kids didn't mastermind a bank heist, they dug up a corpse to make a bong. I'm pretty confident there isn't shit going on in their heads.
Teens make human skull bong [metro]
Thanks Gypsy and Paige, now come over and we'll take GB's out of my roommate's fishtank.
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Reader Comments
1. StlDragoon - July 28, 2008 10:16 AM
First!!!!!!!!!
FAcking sweet I want one,
2. bailey - July 28, 2008 10:21 AM
NOT FIRST!
dude a skull would make a crappy bong, you'd have to seal all the skull plates together and crap, an i mean c'mon, that's just nasty, smokin chiba out of a dead person's head.... bad stoner! no oreos smothered in easy cheese!
3. Tim - July 28, 2008 10:31 AM
i mean, how long dead???
did they have to "scoop" anything??
4. Count Orlock - July 28, 2008 10:34 AM
Long ass time ago me and a buddy out a bong out of a dead dogs skull..that was ..interesting.
5. Madgame - July 28, 2008 10:35 AM
That's just sick. The only real use for a human skull is a cereal bowl. And that's only legit if you killed the person yourself.
6. bonzo420 - July 28, 2008 10:40 AM
this shit Is old news... lame! months old... cmon your better then this ! don't get me wrong the 420 post are cool...but at least keep up with the times!
dissapointed ~420~
7. hollywood_hillbilly - July 28, 2008 10:50 AM
What the hell, the superficial writer already has 3 items up, you have 1. Oh, and he wants his victorias secret catalog back.
8. poop - July 28, 2008 11:15 AM
this is the single greatest story i've ever heard in my life. i came on my own face it was so great. this is really.... ...ok, i hate it. i really despise these kids, and i'm gonna make it my personal mission to... well, i'm not gonna do that either, but i'm kinda irritated that they'd screw with a grave, so they could get high.
our children are fucking *GONE*. their minds are seriously wasting away and i don't mean that in a cool "fast times at ridgemont" kind of way either. they're getting more and more retarded as time ticks by. teh internets, lol cats, geekologie and teen culture in general are robbing these asshats of their own futures. it's now funny to dig up your grandma and make a skull bong out of him. wtf? kill every last one of them and start over. ghaaaad!!
...or...
hug them unti lthey shit themselves, twice a day, every day until they're fourty.
9. Bender - July 28, 2008 11:16 AM
People who post "First" and "This is old" shall have their skulls removed by me after their death. Not to smoke pot out of, of course. For me to stomp into powder.
10. nora - July 28, 2008 11:22 AM
from metro:
"Police believe the grave is that of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921 in an unmaintained 19th-century veterans cemetery."
ew.
11. hojo - July 28, 2008 11:50 AM
Clearly they have smoked themselves retarded.
12. somuchbetter - July 28, 2008 12:05 PM
That is just disgusting. I mean, those are not some lazy stoners but damn. Are you asking to go to hell? Oh, and I don't understand what the hype is over commenting first. Ooooo good job getting to the story first, dork.
13. lo - July 28, 2008 12:31 PM
this is an old story. but yes its gross.
14. guate6 - July 28, 2008 12:32 PM
...sort of reminds me of "How High"
15. Momboelitist - July 28, 2008 12:46 PM
All these youngsters need to watch the film "Reefer Madness". Then they can see what really happens when you smoke marijuana.
REEFER MADDDNESSSS!
16. elmo - July 28, 2008 1:48 PM
where's the skull???
17. Nikki - July 28, 2008 2:12 PM
Old. I live in the town that they did this. Fucking weird ass home schooled kids. The cemetary was creepy as fuck and infested with snakes I don't know why any one would go in there.
18. BlackSamTX - July 28, 2008 2:29 PM
good too see the stoners in Kingwood are still being creative...
19. Koen - July 28, 2008 5:48 PM
Oookay, now that's just sick!
20. jaybone - July 28, 2008 7:19 PM
Yo, it gets mad boring in Texas. So eff off!!!
21. jaybone - July 28, 2008 7:21 PM
We call that "skullin' bongs" in Texas. Nothing new. Everyone does it.
22. mimang - July 29, 2008 6:21 AM
it's not right. i'd haunt them.
23. Nikki - July 30, 2008 1:22 PM
20/21 Shut the fuck up.
But yeah, old news is oollddd.
24. stacy. - August 2, 2008 4:29 AM
hey! im from houston! wooh!
25. starwin - October 21, 2008 5:15 AM
poop - July 28, 2008 11:15
Your fucking grandma is a Her not a Him,
you stupid ... ... mather / fother