Jul 22 2008Kid Makes Cardboard Halo Weapons

LMAO, when you're broke do what you can
1st!!!!!!

get a girl...

Let's all rag on a kid who took the initiative to make something and show the world what he did! In 10 years wherre wll he be? On his way to a great success, no doubt, and us? We will be ragging on other kids like him...

bravo kid!

Wow. and I thought those nerds that played with those warhammer battle set things were in desperate need of female companionship.

kid, you are talented at recreating this, I can give you that. but don't do this forever. it can lead to permanent virginity.

Nah I know people who were warhammer geeks and have very healthy sex lives :D It can happen, albeit not the norm I admit.

Seriously, for a kid to do that, that's pretty cool. I used to build my own toys out of cardboard, too. Guess what? I grew up healthy and sane and I now have a bachelor's degree in physics. Up yours, haters.

Yep, definitely a geek

Wow I'm glad I wasn't a f***ing nerd when I was younger...jesus.

This is cracking me up... we have some intensively creative kid out there who looks 11 or 12, is posting vids of his work and getting a visit from every single member of the Interwebz Virginity Crew to beg him to get a girl because... well, because they never did.

He's a tyke, guys, stop revealing your desperate regret that you screwed up *your* priorities and let the kid do what comes naturally. Believe me, when he has girls falling all over themselves trying to get a piece of his fat engineering degree income, you'll still have plenty of time to post insanely self-revealing comments on forums.

yea, this kid is talented. and yea, this kid is a geek.
i just think its funny that the people defending him assume he's only gonna be getting girls for his money. LOL.
i wanna breakdance battle this kid then ruin him in cod4, halo, counterstrike, and duke nukem. then ill ro-sham-bo him after i buy him an ice cream cake.

ROFL Can't hate on him - that is hilarious - what's wrong with an imagination? And to all you guys who say he should get a girl...he's f***in 12 or something - wait a few years.

At least he doesn't say "pew pew pew", eh Geek Guy?

I'd give him a B. For an A, he'd have to cut the cardboard lumps off 4 egg cartons and glue them all over his body so he could be an alien like my brother did.

One of the things that bothers me about this video is the amount of time that kid spent indoors making his creepy cardboard arsenal. I'm not saying join the football team, but tear yourself away from your cardboard and packing tape and go outside for some fresh air. Yikes. I'm not trying to hate on the kid, but you can interpret this one of two ways -1) Very creative child - or 2) Future mass murderer. I'm just sayin.

@ Liz... you obviously missed the video of him running around in the woods. The guys needs a storage facility for all those guns. Ideally a pool table in the garage. You expect him to keep his cardboard arsenal outdoors? itll get all rained on and shit.

Liz did you not see the kid running around outside using his full gear in the woods, there's outdoor activities for you :P Besides maybe he makes his crafts outside, and its an activity which isn't playing video games or watcing TV so that in itself is a positive thing. And yea it is a bit nerdy but most of us guys when we were young were playing with guns pretending we were GI Joe or Transformers or something along those lines, its normal what he is doing and he is a freaking kid has this world really gone that downhill that we're bashing a little kid for being creative and having fun? You guys suck, an absolute embarrassment.....

Liz spent too much time outside tramping around the neighborhoods when she should have been hitting the books. I'm just sayin.

I find it funny that everyone is hating on this kid for being a geek while simultaneously posting comments on a website called "GEEKOLOGIE".

I think he's very creative ( and very brave for posting it on youtube). I suspect he may be smuggling guns to Carboardia though. Drop a corrugated nuke on his ass!

@ gary- EXACTLY!

Old video is OLDDDDDDDDDDDD

Has it ever occurred to you guys that this kid might have a social life? I mean just cause he doesn't show us eating his girlfriend's face off doesn't mean he has no life. He could just as easily been working on these little at a time in his spare time after his homework and going out with friends and the like. You can't expect him to document his life for us just because he shows us his creative side.

Keep going kid, your gonna get somewhere awesome . :)

yea! yea! lets all defend him! yea! lets fight eachother! cmon! i will make love to this little geek for days. and by geek i mean girl. and by girl i mean you. therefore, i will make love to this little you for days.

I think there's nothing wrong with what he's doing. It's friggin' hilarious, but at least he's not ploppin' his ass in front of the TV to play. Now he can go play in real life!

I just think he should be careful, running around in gear like that with big guns like that may get your ass shot.

Kudos to the kid, cause who didn't "pretend" when they were young?

When he started TEABAGGING in the first video, I couldn't stop laughing.

Awesome. This guy will probably end up as the next Richard Taylor from Weta (guy who headed all the Lord of the Rings weapons, costumes, etc. for Newline Cinema).

Hahah....the teabagging part was the best. I agree....but something tells me he doesn't know what it really means. And everyone on this site is defending the kid but saying "everyone is hating on him". Not to mention "at least he's not popping his ass in front of the t.v." . What? First of all....most the comments on this site are defending the little nerd. And second...how the freak do you think he made all those things look just like the real thing? By sitting in front of his freakin video game. Anyone who goes to this extreme to make something look real is obviously obsessed with the game and plays it all day i'm sure. Of course when he's not in the woods "playing it".

And there's just as good a chance he'll end up a 49 1/2 year old virgin as there is he'll end up an "engineer". Engineer? Where do you get that? Cardboard weapons? Pfff.....you guys are silly. These videos are going to haunt him for life. Let's just hope when he brings his girlfriend home his mom doesn't show her these videos. Even better....let's hope he's not still making them. Hahah....anyway....props to the kid!!! He sure does have some cardboard skills!!! What kid wouldn't think that was kinda cool?

Ok the kid is creative, those weapons are very well made, still they are pointless and have a really high geek factor? Remember the automatic paintball sentry from some days ago? That was good shit, they were not just some uber obssesed geeks with halo. They knew how to program, and mechanics. That was good this kid is just playing around with cardoard.

This is the type of kid that is going to go nuts one day. He will bring his dad's guns to school and go on a rampage thinking he's in the game. He is obviously too young to be playing Halo and this is what his parent's have to deal with if he causes any trouble.

He should create a giant cardboard vagina and go play in it, damn weirdos.

God. Again, your commenters are f***ing retarded.

I hate when they think they're talking right TO the kid in the videos by commenting here.

Geniuses.

Ahhhh, to be young... and retarded...

Wow. He's so young and it's impressive, but still. What the hell. He'll never get a girl. I dunno if I should think he;s a retard or a genius.

This is what guys like Peter Jackson used to do in their spare time before they became multi millionaires.

sometimes i wonder... do people post under different names to fight against... themselves?? lol, tt'll be hilarious...

I'ts Mclovin!!

What's wrong with you guys bashing on the poor kid? He's got talent and he's just a kid, let him have fun and imagination & creativity is the best thing you can have in life ;-) It doesn't mean he won't have girls. Stop being immature, you're just jealous losers.

36 called us jealous losers....haha.....did he not just see the videos of this kid? Hahaha

All moot points. At 5minutes NYPD breaks the door down and unloads 70 rounds of real ammunition from not-cardboard-guns into him because they thought his Spartan Laser was a real gun.

I don't recall Halo series has a rating that is allowed for minors......

Stupid parents.... look how far he got into.

I think this kid is amazing. One day he will turn his creativity into great wealth. Hmmm, I wonder if George Lucas was a geek?

I say, "More! I want to see more!"

How about some batman gear now???

dude i know everyone has been saying how you are good a recreating things but for godsakes make it with different materials, cardboard is very easy

Liz is right... a mass murderer or genious? Or, how bout both? Hitler! I wonder if this kid has a jew whore mother to?

This makes me think of my favorite saying "Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics, even if you win, your still retarded."

Seriously. The kid obviously is very creative which I give major kudos for. The people coming to this site saying "Gay site" and making fun of the kid are f***ing losers whom probably have an IQ lower than that of a brain dead monkey and will probably never amount to anything more than a f***ing sales man at payless shoes. I'm a geek with a high IQ and damn proud of it and GUESS WHAT.. I've been with two chicks at the same time so HA!!!

omg i remember someone showing this to me. I'm a geek. But that is...likely to get him assassinated?

I think so.

Girls are overrated, I'd rather have my imagination back.

While agreeing with Jay, (Comment # 43) i believe kids under the age of 15 (I'M 19 FOR THE RECORD) really shouldnt play M Rated games for two really obvious reasons 1: they need to finish school and have a life (no offense to good gamers that have sucessfuly finished AT LEAST HIGH SCHOOL) 2: kids need relations to people that aren't on X-Box live to reach a level they thought unreachable by playing Halo 3 every hour of every day for the past year and a half (once again; no offense to good gamers that have sucessfuly finished AT LEAST HIGH SCHOOL)

Poor kid. People are so mean. Hope it doesn't deter him too badly. He's a kid, no need to bag on him :/ (in regards to youtube comments)

somebody's gonna mistake that halo gun for a real one and shoot him...running around in the woods like that.

WOW GETA LIFE U F***ING HALO GEEK I MEEN I PLAY IT ON XBOX But you probly suck ass at halo 3 add m gamertag jimmycheesecake U FAIL!!!!!

I mean sure u fail at life but u good at making stuff... but that will never get u ne where lol u can work 4 bungie and make shit for them and u will probaly b raped by a brute.... who is realy ur mother

(reply to the DipShit @ # 49)
Wow dude ur an ass 2 this kid and probably a dumb shit in reality... I mean really; Come ON!! pickin on a little kid like that?!
U HAVE NOT EVEN A CHANCE AT A REAL LIFE OR IN HALO!!!!!!!! AND if u wanna chalenge me, email ur gamer tag 2 holierkhan@gmail.com.
BRING IT U DIPSHIT!!!

lmao last video tells me he's the next serial killer... shootin his neighbors cars... also i love how he has the guns under his bed... lmao

i bet he makes cardboard women.. and hides them under his bed. The guns are all a cover up for his hugely sexual role plays he secretely has with ms Cardboard at night, the tape must be quite noisy though so he puts toilet paper round the hot spots *nudge* *nudge*. All that reloading skills comes in handy when he has to put in a fresh layer of paper quick time.

This kid pwns, he doesn't need a girl he's f***in 12. And when I was 12, I was playing lazer tag, now I play paintball in my spare time.
#49 needs to get an ol' ladie... he seems kinda tense. Also, if your going to rag on a small child at least correctly spell your words instead of using lazy ass short cuts like "ur-u-ne-4-b" I mean seriously..

To those saying the kid is too young, guess what the rating for the game is MATURE right? well its the parents judgment, not random idiots on the internet to guess if he is or isn't mature enough to play a fantasy/si-fi game, and guess what si-fi is.... FANTASY (aka some one imagined all this shit)

#28 makes a good point, about him having to play the game to see the weapons, right?
not exactly, there just so happens to be posters (imagine that!) as well as other media coverage that he can refer to when making the cardboard replicas, not to mention the millions of pictures floating around the internet, maybe he actually researched his work, you never know.

GamerTag: Twiztid Frost

I say good on you to the kid!! =D

Here we have a young genius, able to replicate halo wepons with such imagination and precision, and all you people do is throw rocks at him and call him names.

i can understand you people think he has no life, but really, when you are im that state of mind, you find that that is the only place you can actually feel good about yourself.

I USED to play computer and PS2 from the moment i woke up to pretty much the time i went to bed on weekends, but eventually, you just think to yourself, "life is too short for video games".

The reason people become 'addicted', is because they find that games are an escape from reality. It's a place where you are know for your avatar, a place where people don't bag you about your skin colour, the way you look, act or speek. It's just a haven that you can express yourself with limitless independance.

And to all you out there who say that I'm just another nerd, I'll just say:
"Stuff you. I got a life, I got a drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend called Chauntelle, and I got about 15 mates who will back me up if you try and take me on."

So as a final note, i say to the young gentleman who created this:
"Do whatever you want, do whatever pleases you. Do it with all your heart, and don't take any of the bullshit that people dish out to you. Because those are the people who will be sleeping in the gutters when you have a happy family, are perhaps even have more that. You could even grow up and start your own buisness, but you'll never know. You will only know if you quit listening to other peoples bullshit, and face 'em and stand up for what you feel"

Wow, this kid is a nerd, but who says thats bad? i love video games...but there not my life. i play them because they let you do stuff that in reality you cant...but kid, be a lil more social, knowing people will get you far in life. But i respect anyone who's not ashamed to post vids like yours. ;]. keep at it boy...

I finally finished my own Battle Rifle a few days ago!! I'm now workin on a Shotgun! if you wanna see any pics; email me and ill send you them -- HolierKhan@gmail.com

On a less serious note...

Hey! that's against the law; you're comin with me!
Ah, ah, ah... Can't touch me! ........ Can't touch me! ........
Juh-juh-juh-juh-Just like the bad guy, from "Lethal Weapon 2", I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue.
I can write graffiti; even J-Walk in the streets!
I can Riot/Loot/Not give a hoot; and touch your sister's teet.
Cant' Touch Me!
Can't Touch Me!
What in god's name is he doing?!
Can't Touch Me!
I believe that's the worm...
STOP; Peter Time!,
I'm a big-shot, there's no doubt,
Light a fire then pee it out--
Don't like it? kiss my rump.
Just for a minute lets all do "The Bump"
Can't Touch Me!
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump--
Can't Touch Me!
Can't Touch Me!
I'm "Presidential Peter",
Interns think I'm HOT!
Don't care if you're handicapped,
I'll still park in your spot.
I've been around the world,
From Heartford to Back Bay,
Itz Peter!, Go Peter!, Up-Set Peter!, Yo, Peter!;
Let's see Regis rap this way!
Can't Touch Me!

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By the way...

To all the dumb shits who are hatin on this kid...
All of you are just too stupid to figure out how to make your own!!
SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!!
People like you have NOTHING to contribute to society,
Except your Stupid-Ass comments! SERIOUSLY!!

Also ( I Forgot ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!),
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
I hope all of you are psyched for..........
CHRISTMAS!!
--AND/OR--
NEW YEARS!!

GET GOOD PRESENTS,
OR GET PWN'D!!

"QUOTE" @ #8

8. Count Orlock - July 22, 2008 11:55 AM

Wow I'm glad I wasn't a f***ing nerd when I was younger...jesus.

AND YET YOUR "NAME" IS 'COUNT ORLOCK'?!
*ROFLMAO*!!
DUDE, *lol* you are SO FREAKIN FULL OF YOURSELF!!
Itz too funny!!
i laughed for 10 FREAKIN Minutes before I could even THINK about typin this response!!

quality, They are all 2d. Well done mate must have taken a while

Wanted him to paint his armor pink damn it! XD
On the other hand not a bad job making the stuff, well done kid. He's got a future in show business as a prop designer....although the hump hump thing and game like movements were kinda lame......but hell he's a kid! Let him do all the halo movements he wants. Better to be a young kid having fun and dreaming about their future then being a bitch ass internet tough guy who sits back behind a computer screen all day long and leaves bull shit comments bad mouthing what someone else has done that means something to them. By doing such all you people who leave negative comments like this prove that your pathetic and probably wont amount to anything in the real world.

@Fat Man Walkin!
Don't worry about these guys. Like i said the kid could become a great prop designer and be making more money then any of these losers....so much i bet the fact that he's a geek wont matter cause he'll walk past em wave his cash and before they know it their chick is with him.

well........hes going to end up alone or with a man

hey kitty u suck i bet ur with a man. and if i was a cow i would sit on u. lol hey peeps. I LOVE THIS KID. he is soo funny. u should use those guns as desighns for like toys. i love ur shotgun ur making how it actualy works pump action and all. dont give this guy sht. if i had a had i would take it off*

*juiced
i play halo 3 and other games non stop and i get with heeps of chiks. PS i made my own thompson machine gun, SOOOOO?????? i still got fckloads of freinds. i bet this guy has a crew and the could bash all of u haters.

i ment if i had a hat i would take it off. (;

Fat Man Walkin! has returned!!! HUZZAH!

Forthwol (#60),
Thank you for being legit in your agreement. it's nice to finally see someone who is a sensable person and not a total prick who thinks their comments are legit when they're actually pretty low.

@ The Jesus Guy (#58)
I feel as though you are legit as well. your comment was not uncalled for, it was in response to yet ANOTHER moron.

@ Kitty (#61), I'm willing to bet you are a failure and could never make a cardboard weapon of your own. if your response is "well i never wanted to make one anyway..." then why in the H*** are you calling this kid a homosexual?! I'll tell you why. It's because you are a homosexual who is afraid to come out of the closet, and you find this kid attractive (No offense to any other people, just this disgraceful A**. (no pun intended either!))!

@ spottycow (#'s 62, 63)
your ideas are actually pretty good. The one problem in many countries, though, is the law(s) that goes against making weapon models of epicness, such as these.
that makes me very angry face!

OMG. As queer and nerdy as that is I think it's pretty good. Seriously, once I tried to make like a bazooka thingy when I was like 8 and all I ended up with was an extra large toilet roll with a bunch of s*** taped on to it.
Well done kid, Well done. But the armours weird, stick with weapons.

hay halo kid can u send me just one layer of each gun please i beagg of u just send me one layer

Ok, first lemme just say I stumbled across this website and this page. Lemme follow that with wtf? I understand alot of people trying to "Protect" the kid from negative comments, but two things. First) He will run into assholes his entire life, don't try stopping it now, and Second) He is a geek/nerd and it is freakin pathetic that he has built Halo weapons and re-enacts the Halo movements while using them, not so much the weapons as much the movements. No-one can deny the need for this kid to get out more and do things away from the video games. And no way in HELL did he "research" or see everything on a poster. How would he know the movements to use? Maturity I believe is up to the parents to decide but one thing I know they choose wrong was to let him play the game so much. Now as the the overall of the weapons, pretty damn good imagination and effort put into them. Looks to be made out of the heavy cardboard they use to haul pianos and such in, for example the sniper you can clearly see this in the buttstock of it. The armor costume really needs some work but in all he put some effort in and got a good return for it. What this kid really needs to look up and prepare for when he turns 16 is Dagorhir. Then all the cool weapons and armor he creates would be put to use and he could get out and meet people from around the country. I know if I lived in the lower forty-eight I would participate in it but as I am up in Alaska atm, there isn't an easy way to do so.

Do you know what the bouncing up and down is?? its being SHAGGED!!!

wow every person that left a negative feedback about this kid has no life, is deffinately older than the kid, inscure about themselves, sucks at halo because they need to watch halo videos to conquor the empty feeling inside of them and is jealous that they will never have the patients or creativity to even come close to what this kid has done, I pity these people because when they read this they will not believe it; they will disregard this post because they are too imature to realize that they are on the wrong side of life.

hey its funny how some of you guys are talking shit about him... YOUR ON A FREEKING WEBSITE CALLED GEEKOLOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEK, GEEK, GEEK , GEEEEEEKKKKKKK. HAHAH

NOT to bragg, but... My BR that I made is also epic for the reasons that:
1. It too is made of cardboard,
2. It is spray painted black,
3. It has a working home-made scope,
4. It has a removable clip,
5. It has the "36" ammo indicator in correct color.

My friend, you are an inspiration to me and (I'm sure) to others.
If anyone wants to see pictures of my BR, email > HolierKhan@gmail.com < with "BR?" as the subject. I swear I won't SPAM anyone ever, and being an individual and not a bussines I couldn't sell any personal info to anyone anyway, not that I'd even want to.
Shenanigans!

Kid, IGNORE the whole "this is stupid, you're gonna die a virgin" crap.
Finding out what you want to do in life is the difficult part, women are the easy part. Remember, women want a decisive man who has a passion for what he does. If you do what you like, the women will follow. Those that don't are either shallow or ignorant.....both of which you don't want anyway.

Hail to your armor! Good job!

What a deluded child...

u guys r f***ing mean to this kid. ya im 12 and im starting to make my halo stuff but thats just f***ing mean