Jul 25 2008Italian Chicks In Bikinis Playing Human Tetris


Tetris: awesome. Human Tetris: awesomer. Italian chicks in bikinis Tetris: PEW. PEW PEW PEW!

NOTE: Might be considered NSFW depending on how your employer feels about sexy Italian buttocks.

Youtube (search human tetris for a ton more)

Thanks Ross, want to go to Italy? Also, thanks to Bryan, king of the pew pew pew.

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Bikinis and tetris sounded perfect until I watched the video and noticed just how pathetic an athlete the first contestant was. Sexy has to be to do more than stand there.

you know. . . there should be some friggin censor bars on those sexy italian butts. .. now i ruined my favorite pants and made it really uncomfortable to walk.

The japanese did this better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG0guVq_0uo

Most of them seem do be dumb as toast....

I like how the second to last girl just freaked out and even plugged her nose to jump into the 3 foot pool.

I like how the second to last girl just freaked out and even plugged her nose to jump into the 3 foot pool.

@4 you're right...

the old stuff floating around from japan was funny as hell this is just bad....

Ellen does this too

@5 "Most of them seem do (sic) be dumb as toast"
The headline mentions that they're Italians, so the fact that they're idiots is a given.

And I thought American TV was stupid. Those chicks were ridiculously hot though.

Bless you #4. That video gave me genuine mirth.

Japan 1 | Italy 0

They don't seem to be more than 16 years old.
Anyway, that's typical Italian TV: scantily clad women everywhere.

That wasnt anything even remotely like Tetris. If I remember correctly, in Tetris you didnt try to fit oddly shaped blocks through a moving wall. You stacked oddly shaped blocks on top of other oddly shaped blocks. Now, if they came up with a game where you stacked oddly positioned hot chicks on top of other oddly positioned hot chicks, I'm sure it would be more entertaining.

Second chick is daft, feed forward would have gotten her true. Why on earth did she try one leg forward and one sideways?

Common Sensei's got a point, it's a widely-known fact that Italians are amongst the thickest nations on the planet.

What?

I can only hope that Common Sensei is American, and that their comment was sincere and posted without irony.

ah... fantastic. Love the positions.

This is a game show in many countries called Hole in the Wall and will be coming to Fox this fall. I am not joking in any way. Here's the official casting notice from Fox.com

http://www.fox.com/hitw.htm

That show can't last long. It'll probably go for a few episodes before it gets boring. The Japanese seemed to have done it right though. I couldn't get enough of that.

bad news is the US is planning on bringing this show as well... unless they use celebrities as contestants its going to be terrible. Its popular in Asia b/c they use celebrities for the show.

you've got to be kidding me #4
HOMO!

Quit the pewpewpew thing don't overuse it because it was a good one

They have that one on TV right now, and the tetris shape thing is so much faster!!

She's drowning! ill give her CPR!

I fail to see what this has to do with tetris.

The fact that any one of you is critical of the fact that you were just shown a video of hot women boggles my mind. That is all.

Those girls were pathetic. they must have been tired from all the anorexia.

Wow...The Israeli version is much better. More like a gameshow.

This is stupid.

I'm with #26.

Also, after watching the video, I gotta say:

1: This has nothing to do with Tetris, obviously.

2: I wouldn't say the girls are all that stupid; the whole concept is stupid. Most of the holes aren't even shaped or sized properly for them to fit through in the first place, and they probably WANT the girls to get wiped out anyway because it gets more LOLs and people get to see them wet.

3. Okay, the brunette right in the next-to-last segment really was pretty retarded. Maybe she's blind?

4. And the blonde was really the only one to actually get it right, oddly enough.

@10: So I guess you're american, hence obese, war loving and wear a huge flower shirt. You also eat only hamburgers and drink coca cola. You drive a car with a sticker of the american flag on the bumper, and like only action movies, strictly depending on the number of explosions.

Come on man, stereotypes are dumb, and a little bit of respect won't hurt.

They should make Human Tetris into a real video game -- NES original of course

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