Jul 9 2008Idiot Kid Tries To Feed Cops LSD Cookies
Christian Phillips, 18, of Lake Worth, Texas, was arrested for delivering baskets of drugged cookies to police departments in the Dallas area. Christian, who we will now refer to as Dishonorable Captain Meltyface of the USS Acidprise, decided to be charitable with his stash of LSD and make some psychedelic cookies for the area police force. He was arrested after police were "tipped off that someone was falsely claiming to deliver treats on behalf of Mothers Against Drunk Driving." Wow man, that was kind of a dick move. You could have at least manned up and said you were from NORML or something.
"Our officers took a good whiff and thought they smelled like marijuana," McGuire said, adding that preliminary tests instead detected traces of LSD.The suspect denied trying to contaminate the goodies or harm anyone and said one of his friends might have been smoking pot while Phillips was baking, McGuire said. The suspect is not affiliated with MADD, the chief said.
In Fort Worth, at least three officers got sick after eating some cookies and candy from a basket delivered to that police station Monday night, authorities said.
First of all, Captain Meltyface, you should have made donuts. And secondly, police, you don't get "sick" from eating laced cookies and candy, you get "tripping". You know, like the ceiling looks really awesome and and you see faces in a brick wall. Sick is a fever and diarrhea. Tripping is light trails and crawling around on the floor because the ceiling is two feet high.
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Teen Accused of Giving Cops LSD Cookies [aolnews]
Thanks Pat, you wanna drop and then walk around town and comment on people's yards?
Reader Comments
1. Josh - July 9, 2008 1:06 PM
What a douche...
2. Tenchi059 - July 9, 2008 1:15 PM
A genius. Too bad he didn't succeed. Next time!
3. Allyson - July 9, 2008 1:20 PM
haha I heard this yesterday on the news...priceless
4. Momboelitist - July 9, 2008 1:52 PM
@2, were you the friend smoking weed while he baked the cookies?
Yea, nothing better than drugging people....I don't know who's the bigger assclown, him or you.
5. carminha - July 9, 2008 2:00 PM
huauauauhauhaaah!!
6. Steve - July 9, 2008 2:04 PM
Since when does LSD smell like marijuana?
7. jonniethunder - July 9, 2008 2:13 PM
I know who the bigger a$$ clown is............Mombo. You cop lovin' pillow biter.
8. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 9, 2008 2:28 PM
Sorry, but this guy's a dick. That's f***ing low.
9. Momboelitist - July 9, 2008 2:58 PM
@7, Summer school let out early today?
10. Jeezy - July 9, 2008 3:08 PM
LSD is so hard to come across in many areas of the USA and this kid is giving it away to the cops for free?!
11. Glenn - July 9, 2008 3:35 PM
It was really spanish parsley ;)
12. SlowMonkey - July 9, 2008 4:20 PM
I live here and I have to say that there are many people who are no smarter than that douche.
I also have to say there are a lot of donut shops.
I also have to say that Captain Meltyface isn't that great of a name for the bastard grandchild of Groucho Marx. Dirty Sanchez is more fitting.
13. Joey - July 10, 2008 12:02 AM
I realize that it's easy to hate the cops, since they break up parties and put a stop to a lot of other fun stuff like fireworks and whatever, but did some of you forget that the police actually protect people for the most part? If this idiot had actually succeeded in what he was trying to do the city would've been in a turmoil and a lot of people could've been hurt. It's a very good thing that the cops weren't as dumb as he assumed they would be and got wise to this stunt before it got outta hand.
14. hojo - July 10, 2008 3:08 AM
While I feel it's morally reprehensible to drug people against their will. I do enjoy picturing a bunch of cops tripping ballz.
15. bum - July 10, 2008 4:50 AM
hahahaaaa POOOOOOOO :):)
BUMMM
bastard :) xx
16. SmokingGirl - July 10, 2008 4:58 AM
Cops deserve it... I wish he had succeeded and the morons shot each other up while tripping.
Yes, I'm PMS'ing yet again. We women are soooo stupid! :D
17. Drunkman - July 10, 2008 7:14 AM
LOL too bad someone ratted out. Ultimately they'd have figured it out and busted him anyway but he definitely gets an A for effort.
18. SlowMonkey - July 10, 2008 2:17 PM
13: I've got news for you - the City WAS in a turmoil and people DID get hurt. Apparently the number of donuts a cop eats has nothing to do with public safety. Ditto on the drugs.
19. Will - July 10, 2008 2:24 PM
Do your research....http://www.topix.com/city/lake-worth-tx
Further investigation showed no signs of illegal contents in the cookies, and the boy was volunteering for MADD as part of a community service requirement. http://www.nbc5i.com/news/16835904/detail.html
20. Brad - July 10, 2008 5:32 PM
Will is right you are idiots, the cookies weren't drugged at all.
21. Tenchi059 - July 10, 2008 6:33 PM
@4 c'mon buddy, I was joking. Relax. A little bit of weed?
22. SlowMonkey - July 10, 2008 7:05 PM
@19 and the sad part is that those cops totally ruined this guy's reputation, will never apologize for it, I hope he sues.
23. bob - August 15, 2008 3:05 AM
lets also conveniently forget about the police state we are beginning to see in this country where you cant even piss in an alley without becoming a sexual predator
lets also not forget about the rfid tags the national license will have
24. bobo - August 15, 2008 3:17 AM
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26. Danny - November 24, 2008 8:06 PM
This kid was proved innocent. Know the facts before posting, asshole.