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I Told You So: Alien Visitations And UFOs Are Real, Confirmed By Apollo 14 Astronaut

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Dr. Edgar Mitchell, sixth man to walk on the moon (in a Hollywood studio, according to my grandmother), is claiming that aliens are real and have made human contact.

'I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real,' Dr Mitchell said.

'It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is 'not nearly as sophisticated' as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned 'we would be been gone by now'.

An article, along with the whole 9:00 radio interview is posted after the jump if you're interested. But I'll say this: don't believe everything an astronaut tells you. Although he does admit that the majority of alien stories you hear are fake. Ha, reminds me of the time I stuffed a broken car antennae up my ass and called the local news.

Hit it for the interview.

Apollo 14 astronaut claims aliens HAVE made contact - but it has been covered up for 60 years [dailymail]
and
'We've Been Visited': Apollo 14 Mission Vet Claims Aliens Exist [breitbart]

Thanks Jem and Julian, here's a tip: If you're ever being abducted, don't try to kick the little wonk-eyed bastard in the nuts -- they don't have any. How do they do it!?

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