Jul 15 2008Guy Tries To Rob Pizza Joint, Gets An Extra Large Knocked The Hell Out
There's nothing funnier than when some asshat tries to rob a pizza joint and ends up getting knocked the fuck out. Especially when his wig falls off and an employee realizes it's her dad.
As Stephanie Martinez was getting money out of a cash drawer, a co-worker, Rudy Sandoval, fought back against the intruder, knocking off his wig and sunglasses. Whe she saw the face behind the wig and dark glasses, "I dropped the money," Ms. Martinez said. "I said, 'Don't hit him again! That's my dad!' And he said, 'What's he doing here?' and I said, 'I don't know!' "
Wow, surprisingly, Stephanie was not in on the job, but her mom was. Robbing your daughter's workplace -- now that's family for you. Hold on, door.
UPDATE: It was my dad, he kicked me in the face and stole my wallet.
Skip to 1:15 for the action, 2:45 for a close-up.
Denton pizza employee: Surprised to see dad when wig falls off robber [dallasnews]
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Do not rob this pizza store [break]
Thanks to Jaybone and Julian, now one of you bring over a pizza. I can't cook and had to dump the girlfriend after I found out she has a thing for some Italian's sausage.
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Reader Comments
1. ZoDD - July 15, 2008 4:35 PM
OMG thats too funny that her dad would be robbing the place she worked at!
talk about another member for worlds dumbest criminals.
2. Popadopolis - July 15, 2008 4:35 PM
Well... at least it happened at work. My dad used to follow me around at school and just beat my ass all day. College was rough.
He died recently. In his sleep. From a slit throat. Yeah, that's right, motha fucka (no pun intended).
3. Matt C - July 15, 2008 4:36 PM
Lights out, gnight!
4. Popadopolis - July 15, 2008 4:37 PM
Ok, that was definitely an intended pun.
5. grihm - July 15, 2008 4:37 PM
Hahah, I saw this on cspan in the breakroom (it's stuck on that channel).
6. woodhorse - July 15, 2008 4:42 PM
This is only 15 minutes from the guy who was falsely accused of drugging the cookies he brought to the cops.
It's a laugh a minute here in the Metroplex.
Remind me to tell you about the time this woman hit a homeless guy, he went partially through her windshield, and she drove home with him like that. She parked her car in the garage and the guy died two days later. In her windshield.
7. boredom - July 15, 2008 4:50 PM
@6 wasn't that a CSI (or similar show) episode?
8. Nope, it's true - July 15, 2008 4:55 PM
@7, not only is it true, she went out and apologized to him while he was still in the windshield.
http://forum.signonsandiego.com/showthread.php?t=14311
9. andrew - July 15, 2008 4:56 PM
Ahahaha i saw this on the news like 3 days ago, i laughed my ass off
10. Bernstein - July 15, 2008 4:57 PM
Holy shit! That guy got destroyed!
11. Snoodle - July 15, 2008 5:26 PM
That there may be the definition of an epic failure. :P
12. wtf?? - July 15, 2008 5:49 PM
HAHAHA LMAO
he did deserved that!
Made my day!
13. jaybone - July 15, 2008 5:49 PM
Note to other criminals: Just wear a friggin ski mask!!! It's a lot cheaper than the sunglasses and the wig. And it's probably not going to fall off when you get that extra side of prep-table up in your ass.
-Jaybone (yeah, that one)
14. Mr Smith - July 15, 2008 6:04 PM
Only in America.
15. Leg3nd - July 15, 2008 6:30 PM
@14. Don King Haha.
Man, and I thought I was embarrassed of my parents.
16. woodhorse - July 15, 2008 7:06 PM
@7 not unless they based it on the actual event that took place in Ft. Worth 2 years ago.
17. Amaranth - July 15, 2008 7:33 PM
if you gonna rob a place you better be packing heat or you gonna get knocked the f_@k out! Or maybe he really wanted some pizza badly then got refused and slapped the guy behind the counter.
18. Berzerker - July 15, 2008 9:13 PM
america at its finest
19. RDoggy2 - July 15, 2008 10:13 PM
I just saw this on the news today, the kid who did the knocking out is only 17. Probably the most heartwarming thing I saw on the news this afternoon. If more a-holes got their ass whomped early on, we might have less problems in the world.
20. Leg3nd - July 15, 2008 10:48 PM
@18 Sure why not...I guess theirs no such thing as crime in other countries.
21. poop - July 16, 2008 4:22 AM
im not surprised one bit on this one. not even news worthy.
22. woodhorse - July 16, 2008 6:43 AM
@7 Today they announced that this man who committed suicide tried to make it look like a homicide by copying CSI. He attached some helium balloons to the gun he shot himself with.
I've never seen CSI but it might be redundant.,
23. Andyman - July 16, 2008 7:46 AM
I'm having a hard time following the chain of events in that video. It looks like the guy struggles with the pizza guy and loses his first wig and then goes out and puts on another wig? Then the daughter shows up and starts to hand over the cash? WTF?
24. meltediron - July 16, 2008 8:37 AM
@ 23, YES! Me too. What on earth is going on? It's like they fight twice, but after the first time they just pretend it never happened.
25. umm... duh - July 16, 2008 10:02 AM
@24 they don't fight twice... its a replay/close up... like it says in the blog?? "Skip to 1:15 for the action, 2:45 for a close-up."
my fave part is the bent prep-table... nice.
26. James - July 16, 2008 10:36 AM
I can almost guarantee that this is an inside job, and the girl was fully aware of the identity of the idiot robber even before the wig fell off.
They just arranged to have the girl pretend that she was frightened and gave up the money. This dynamic duo of course failed to consider the fact that one of them is about to be knocked out cold...
27. Andyman - July 16, 2008 10:47 AM
@25 Look at the video again. They fight twice. After the first struggle, the robber leaves and comes back with another wig. That's also when the daughter shows up. Something smells here.
28. Momboelitist - July 16, 2008 12:00 PM
"After the first struggle, the robber leaves and comes back with another wig"
Dude, why would the guy have 2 wigs? LOL!
After the first fight the robber pulls his hood up over his head to replace the wig.
All this and he's bald too.
29. Andyman - July 16, 2008 2:07 PM
I don't know. The guy seems wacko enough to have two wigs. I find it weird that he came back after the first ass whooping.
30. TheLC - July 17, 2008 5:40 AM
Some of you are daft or something. Check out the end of the video: the chick tries to lead her concussed jackass father out the back and the loopy bastard stumbles over a dough stand and a ton of shit collapses on him.
Obvious inside job. Props to the high school kid taking a stand and knocking that jackass the fuck out.
31. Liz - July 18, 2008 8:26 PM
This video alone makes it look like the chick was involved. Why did she look out the front door? And why did she open the cash register after her dad's wig and glasses were knocked off? And you're telling me she didn't recognize her mom's ride when she looked out the door? Riiiiiiiiiiight.
32. jakebarnes - July 18, 2008 8:34 PM
This is like a reverse-Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
33. Tammy - July 19, 2008 9:08 PM
Actually it wasn't just the dad that was involved, the chicks husband helped plan the robbery. All the people involved admitted that the girl wasn't involved. Her husband said he knew they were going to commit a robbery but the thought they were going to hit a convenience store not her work. Duh, I'd be thinking about divorce and changing my name..
34. F@gs - July 21, 2008 6:52 AM
More importantly, why the hell did she pull the guy kicking ass off the burglar? If someone threatened you and your store, I don't think you'd be stopping the guy who is saving your ass. She looks guilty as sin in this video.. and sure, the pack of thieves who decided to rip off a pizza place say that she wasn't in on it? Well.. we better believe them then, they seem like totally trustworthy people.