Jul 18 2008Eye Candy: More Chinese Anti-Terrorism Exercises For The Olympics, With Captions!
Remember the picture of the Chinese military on Segways as part of an anti-terrorism exercise? Well it turns out there's a whole bunch more of them performing various drills. And I've posted them here for your viewing pleasure. This is one of the group practicing their synchronized flailing routine.
Hit the jump for 7 more, with captions!
Holy shit those women are scary. Quick, act dead.
Hit the link for the high-res photos.
Anti-Terrorism Exercises in China [boston]
Thanks to Michael, gold champion in the case race three years running.
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Reader Comments
1. . - July 18, 2008 2:10 PM
tenth!
2. guate6 - July 18, 2008 2:15 PM
The Chinese are awesome and crazy.
3. PEWPEWPEW - July 18, 2008 2:27 PM
god bless the our new world leaders PEWPEWPEW
4. Stephen Hawkins - July 18, 2008 2:33 PM
I'm gonna be Chinese one day.
5. Douchie Mc Bagman - July 18, 2008 2:42 PM
Now I'm hungry for Chinese food.
Thanks
6. Madgame - July 18, 2008 2:46 PM
I have a feeling that I'll want to read this again in 20 minutes.
7. AyeRoxor - July 18, 2008 2:57 PM
I still can't believe hedonistica changed its name to geek-a-loggy.
8. Christophe - July 18, 2008 7:05 PM
These guys are training as if it was going to be WorldWar3... HEY! it's just the Olympics !
9. w - July 18, 2008 7:58 PM
That first picture looks like a top down video game like Diablo II or something.
10. b - July 18, 2008 8:18 PM
I find the top image entirely confusing - it looks like a Magic Eye picture or something..
11. ok - July 18, 2008 8:28 PM
fuck them. they are terrorists.
FREE TIBET
fuck china. fuck usa. the elite of these countries can all go to hell
12. WOW OMG!!! - July 19, 2008 12:25 AM
Tibet was an ancient country that was never a benefit to anyone. They had a twisted legal system (ie: You get your fingers cut off if you steal something) and are much better off now. If you disagree with me, leave a comment on my blog, linked in my name.
13. Tenchi059 - July 19, 2008 5:26 AM
@5 mee too. Damn.
#8 is a wise guy.
#11 used strong words, but made a good point.
#12 doesn't' really know what's happening in Tibet. Maybe he's one of those gentleman that says stuff like "Tibet is so developed now, thanks to those kind Chinese!", "Baghdad is much safer now", "Germany was a much better country with Nazis! All law and order... and with much less gypsies, gays and black people. Aaahh, those were the times".
#13... well, he's just super handsome.
14. me - July 19, 2008 11:59 AM
@11...great job posting that on this forum. I am sure what? 18...19 people at the most saw that comment. Way to do your part in helping Tibet get free.
15. poop - July 19, 2008 6:23 PM
we're all doomed.
16. Uncle Mikey - July 19, 2008 6:50 PM
Tibet's much better now that you don't trip over all those Buddhas. Those things were dangerous. Thanks, China.
17. Tenchi059 - July 20, 2008 5:05 AM
Second pic, what about the 4th guy, the only one without gloves? He's gonna get killed because of that.
@16 I don't get your point. It's right to torture and kill civilians so that "we" (who?) "don't trip over all those Buddhas"? I'm not even Buddhist -I'm one of those evil atheist- but please, clarify.
18. Don Pedro - July 20, 2008 5:04 PM
@17:
What's not to get about comment 16? It's called a "joke". It's a fairly common thing, actually, and I cannot fathom what you're doing on this site if the concept is all that foreign to you.
Asking for a clarification of that is about as dumb as it gets. Keep it up and you could be... well... like... perhaps... a real pain in the ass to everyone around you. And that's if you're lucky!
Now shush! Be quiet!
19. Ken - July 21, 2008 11:39 AM
haha, after a few years when everyone used up the world's oil resource, they will hop on their seaways and kill all of us. then in close combat, they will kung fu our ass to death. there are approx 4 to 1 ratio in population when compared to the US.
20. wanks - July 21, 2008 4:49 PM
@17 u are lame
FREE THE HAMSTERS FROM THEIR CAGE!!
21. Butt - July 21, 2008 6:26 PM
USA! USA! USA!!!! =)
22. Ken - July 22, 2008 11:54 AM
Anti-Terrorist? We are probably their #1 terrorist!
23. Tenchi059 - July 22, 2008 6:10 PM
@18: Did you see the blog of the guy before posting? Even if he in person would tell me it's a joke I wouldn't believe him. FREE HAMSTERS!!
24. Verstand - July 22, 2008 8:35 PM
@ 16+18:
There is a huge difference between a joke and a slur against an entire religion.