Jul 15 2008Evan, 5, Gets Transformers Cake For Birthday
Evan, a 5-year old from Whoknows, Orcares, got a Transformers cake for his birthday. As you can see, it's fairly well made and features a lead-based Transformers logo on top. But don't eat the figurines, Evan, or your fifth birthday may transform into your last. HAHA AHAH! Seriously though, Evan, I had a real-life Transformer at my 5th birthday. He started off as my dad, but after a bottle of Evan Williams transformed into a guy that made out with the magician's assistant and sat on my cake.
Hit the jump for a close-up of the logo.
transformers cake makes me hungry and jealous [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Flugnuts - July 15, 2008 6:59 PM
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2. bedot - July 15, 2008 7:03 PM
That cake isnt very impressive. Do any cakes with a pop culture reference make it online now.
3. skeps - July 15, 2008 7:16 PM
Those figurines aren't transformers! Those are Go-bots, for shame cake-maker, for shame. and if you think the 5 year old won't notice you are wrong.
4. Evan - July 15, 2008 7:32 PM
I don't remember getting this cake...
5. Popadopolis - July 15, 2008 7:58 PM
"Mom, his face is skewed! What the FUCK? Do this shit RIGHT, you bitch!"
6. Joey - July 15, 2008 10:19 PM
The Decepticon cake was for his evil twin.
7. matt - July 16, 2008 2:31 AM
your dad has solid taste in bourbon. evan williams is delicious.
8. prewife - July 16, 2008 2:31 AM
Decepticons! Where are the damn Decepticons!
oh wait...there they are...on the inside of the cake...Just waiting...
http://prewife.com
9. TimTim - July 16, 2008 3:24 AM
what's up with you people - the kid got a nice birthday cake - who cares if it's not the right figurines. It's to show that the parents care for the kid.
10. Truly - July 16, 2008 3:43 AM
I remember my mom used to make rabbits or dolls cakes for my bday, but never something like this...
Ps: Nice blog...
11. poop - July 16, 2008 4:10 AM
phone it in
12. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 16, 2008 7:06 AM
That cake is awesome, I'll be 34 in November and damn it I'd be proud to have that as a birthday cake!
13. Richthegringo - July 16, 2008 7:41 AM
Whoknows, Orcares?? I went there on holiday once...wasn't very good and nobody wanted to see my holiday snaps :(
The Go-bots on a Transformers cake is the true definition of FAIL!!
14. bar room hero - July 16, 2008 9:22 AM
This one is pretty legit.
15. Brian - July 16, 2008 10:42 AM
The logo looks like it's about to sneeze...
16. groonk - July 16, 2008 2:12 PM
better than the movie.