Jul 17 2008Epic Failure: Kid Riding Jet Ski In Hot Tub

Dumbass, what a waste of time and money.

!st!!!!

Second!

UH OH! RETARD ALERT!

why?!

meh, not as epic of a failure as I was hoping for...

Is that a stripper pole?

What an idiot! That doesn't even look fun (or funny for that matter)...waste

By "Epic Failure" I was expecting him to shoot out of the hot tub and smash his face into the wall.

Disappointing.

Is that... yeah, Jaime, you beat me to it. I think that's a stripper pole.

Thats 45 seconds of my life ill never get back. But then again it's not like I was going to use those 45 seconds for anything important.

I think the word "kid" is used very loosely here. This douche is old enough to know how stupid that is. I will have to agree with #7 here. I was really hoping for a face plant on the wall or floor. My only satisfaction comes from the fact that he will eventually try to 1-up himself and when he tries jet skiing down the room of the house he will be met with fatal results. Nature has a way of sifting out these people. thank you Darwin.

Weeeeeeee.

That is all.

Maaan, getting my hopes up for nothing? I think someone needs to google "epic fail." This was incredibly lame, stupid and boring, but an epic fail? That would be rocketing out of the tub into the wall, or the jet ski scraping across the floor and getting destroyed/going through the patio doors, or falling off it and being trapped in the tub under the jet ski.

Any of those things would have made for a watchable video. Please, someone go do at least one of them, tape it and send it in.

I'm with Icon and Julian. DAMN I wanted him to crash and burn....There's a chance he might try a snowmobile on his garage freezer...

When the revolution comes, entitled asshats like this will be the first up against the wall.

I have to agree with #5 above. The fact that this "kid" has a stripper pole right next to his hot tub should clearly indicate what's about to happen. He's one of "those types".

WTF he didn't even lose a toe or anything ... BO 'urns!!!!!!!!!

I was hopng for some Wall meets Face action

#5 & #15

not a stripper pole. its a pole to get out of the tub so you don't fall and break your neck (which i wish this guy would do.) its railing. on a side note, I noticed the little scuttle he does towards the jetski at the very beginning. I now hate him much much more.

I got this idea from cracked.com, who did something similar for one of their articles.

First result for "epic fall" on Flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/miffyg/332597691/

First result for "epic failure" on Flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrispiascik/2491545122/

I hope the next thing he tries to use in the hot tub is a toaster. I'll even send him the extension cord for it.

That was not an epic fail. It wasn't even amusing.

OK, really, the site ads with embedded, auto-playing music need to go.

Makes it VERY hard to visit during work. Sheesh!

is it me, but are we starting to sway from geekism!!! What does this post have to do with geeks, tech, computers, games and Star Wars... nothing from what i can see... someone please help me see the connection!!!

someone seriously needs to shoot this dumb ass so that he can not reproduce.

& i must agree the term epic fail is used way too loosely. #7, 10, & 12 all have the right idea, but i somehow see that very near is this asshats future... he will be riding the jet ski down stairs, ricochet right into his stripper pole, & put his head through the wall while the jet ski catches fire & blows up

that aint no kid, more like in late 20s or early 30s moron that pole dances on his off time.

Hot Tub; Jet Ski; Stripper Pole; Poor Judgment... I wanna party with this guy.

"Fail" once meant something entirely different when it came to dying-for-a-closup-online video ya reets.

Guy's a retard. I was hoping he'd fall off, the ski would go over him and keep him under long enough to drown him.

that's a waverunner, not a jet ski

huh. Bet that water's pretty nasty after all that exhaust and crap.
Scratched the hell out of his jetski
Ruined the water
screwed up the filter system
made himself look like a total asstard on the internet.

Nice.

This is fantastic because this dude: 1) filmed it by himself 2) thought this would be the gnarliest gnar hound thing to do 3) WAS BY HIMSELF. Not really telling anyone to "turn that thing off, man" in the end.

#30 nailed it. Years ago a stupid neighbor kid ran his jet ski in his parents pool. Ruined the pool big time! Those things pollute lakes with their exhausts, what the hell do you think it's gonna do to a hot tub?

This epically failed to entertain me, if that's what you mean.

@17 Not uh, that IS a stripper pole. You're just jealous. Man, so am I. Why are these fucking retards filming their idiot friend on a jet ski instead of some hot chick on that pole? Guess that's a question that we'll never know the answer to. Just like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

@19 LMFAO

jackass