Jul 11 2008Dummy On Segway Kisses Another Dummy
This is allegedly a Segway crash-test video used to determine the effects (including potential eroticism) that can occur when someone plows their Segway into a stationary person. If you can't watch it, it basically looks like two dummies kissing. Honestly, I don't even know why they performed this test in the first place. I can tell you what happens when you crash your Segway into something: you look even stupider.
Segway Crash Test is Awkward For All Parties Involved [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. v - July 11, 2008 1:09 PM
Fucking awesome. It looks more like, "Gtfo of my way! Uh! *headbutt*"
2. Seriously - July 11, 2008 1:10 PM
People spent money on this? What's next, riding a bicyle into a person? What kind of idiot just stands there and watches someone crash into them in the first place?
3. Two chicks 1 segway - July 11, 2008 1:14 PM
These guys have come about as close as possible to make a segway cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqet13Ul-Ms
4. dan - July 11, 2008 1:35 PM
it's a haunting flashback to every awkward kiss i've ever had
5. Analrapist - July 11, 2008 1:54 PM
It's not Job, it's Gob!
GOB!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Oscar_%22G.O.B.%22_Bluth_II
6. Adri Leya - July 11, 2008 2:07 PM
Now this is my idea of good porn. Finally.
7. Momboelitist - July 11, 2008 3:52 PM
"you look even stupider. "
Did you mean to say: You look even more stupid?
Look at me everyone, I'm correcting the Geekologie writer! Yippie! WooHoo!
U'hum...OK, carry on.
8. Sammywa - July 11, 2008 10:42 PM
I think it more resembles an "Om nom nom nom."
9. Momboelitist is a stupid wanky fucker - July 12, 2008 8:17 AM
@7, Shut the fuck up you irritating piece of crap. The Geekologie writer makes numerous mistakes that are usually fairly basic. To be proud about finally picking up on it is laughable. Go away, you dictionary deprived retard.
10. J - July 12, 2008 11:48 PM
I like how after the "kiss" the segway dummy does a downward tilt of the head that looks an awful lot like checking the other dummy out. I just imagine a slimy "yeah, baby" type comment.
11. grihm - July 14, 2008 12:12 PM
Hahah @5