Jul 8 2008Dolphin Submarine/Boat Thing Could Be Fun
The Innerspace Dolphin and Seabreacher and water vessels designed to look and behave like actual dolphins. They're powered by a little engine in the back and you can do all sorts of fun stuff like barrel rolls, jumps, dives and drownings. I want one pretty bad. The Seabreacher just became available for sale this spring, unfortunately I couldn't find a price. Allegedly the smaller Dolphin model went for around $50,000, but I couldn't find any verification of this figure. Anybody know? Also, do you think they'll come out with a Dolphinbreacher model in the future? Because that's what I really see myself doing. Besides, I've already had sex with a porpoise. The porpoise was to get my girlfriend pregnant so she wouldn't leave me! HAH AHA HA HAH AH !! She left anyways. Hated puns.
Hit the jump for a couple more pictures, a commercial of the thing in action, and a link to the website if you want to buy one.
Thanks Kelly and Dr. Venkman, you two want to go in on a whale model with me?
Reader Comments
1. Ashetaka - July 8, 2008 3:34 PM
Flipper 3.0 LOL
First! my job sucks
2. Ashetaka - July 8, 2008 3:43 PM
Hey Fox! You have some on your tail. DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
btw 2nd and yes my job sucks
3. butterbee - July 8, 2008 4:05 PM
Is that really how dolphins swim?
4. franklin shores - July 8, 2008 4:07 PM
All our jobs suck what other reason would we be on this website. I wanna get one but however it wouldnt be the first time i was inside a dolphin.
3rd
5. MightyD - July 8, 2008 4:17 PM
This is the sure way to Red Rackham's Treasure...
6. Quase - July 8, 2008 4:35 PM
WOW, SUPER old...
7. PostRelevance - July 8, 2008 4:44 PM
Finally, I can re-live my youthful fantasy of being an officer on SeaQuest DSV
8. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 8, 2008 5:18 PM
Christ, that looks cool. I'd be zooming along in the water, singing the theme to Stingray as I go, annoying kayakers....sweeet.
9. Angel - July 8, 2008 5:19 PM
Ha ha ha good joke!
10. Clinch - July 8, 2008 7:00 PM
I'd prefer a shark to a dolphin.
And I'd want a frikking laser on it.
11. President of new danistan - July 8, 2008 8:10 PM
This should do wonders for drug smuggling...
12. klitorisaurus - July 8, 2008 11:15 PM
So it only goes 6 inches underwater? I really wanted one,until I saw the video and realized you can do all of those things with a stand up jet ski. Come on Innespace, build one that can explore the depths and you're destined for riches.
13. Richthegringo - July 9, 2008 7:46 AM
At last...my dreams of being Ecco the dolphin are finally coming true!!! HUZZAH!!!
14. Momboelitist - July 9, 2008 10:42 AM
Apparently they do have a shark as well.
http://www.innespace.com/design_page.html
15. Grievousfish - July 9, 2008 11:11 AM
Drool!
16. Joey - July 10, 2008 2:43 AM
I'm boycotting this until they give it that trademark dolphin smile.
Oh, and a horn that sounds like flipper.
17. TE - July 14, 2008 1:23 PM
Doesn't go nearly deep enough to be interesting...only deep enough so you can't see shit.