Jul 17 2008Because You Hate Your Kids: Baby Wigs

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First there were cat wigs, then dog wigs, and now, baby wigs. Baby Toupees are "small wigs for small people" and cost $22 apiece. Thankfully these weren't available when I was a baby or my mom would have bought them all. Baby Toupee: $22. F***ing your kids up for life: priceless.

Baby Toupee website (with a huge gallery of babies in other, discontinued models)

Thanks to Julian, who just purchased the whole set for his doll collection.

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I may have bought my dolls wigs to further the point of a pretend celebrity tea party, but at least I'm not into S&M with my crane game stuffed animals . . . I saw that bull whip.

I would say "child abuse", but there isn't a mullet.

The lil kim one had better come with breast inserts

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, those are some ugly little creatures.

where is the "britney shaved head disaster" one?

I have #4, although it was a gift. The dreads look nasty too.

did you know they make wigs for your unmentionables, too? for reals. they're called merkins.

i saw this as a fake commercial on saturday night live last year. did they decide to make it a real thing?

This was an SNL skit that is now a reality. Good job, life.

Yes, they're ugly. But babies often are with the vacant looks in their eyes and rolls of fat here and there.

Anyway, I was going to say that this is nothing: on eBay you can find hairpieces for so called pageant babies, whatever that means in reality, with pictures of babies wearing the said piece of curly elaborate updo and also makeup - wtf! And then there are dolls made to look exactly like real babies; this is not just freaky, it's proper scary.

Next up, a real "Dissing Your Dog" obedience training video.

"The Donald" seems to be aware the rest of his life is going to be f***ed.

who really cares if some parents want to put wigs on their babies that is their peragitive on is none of anyone else's buisness to tell them otherwise but the are kinda cute and kinda silly

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