Jul 17 2008Because You Hate Your Kids: Baby Wigs
First there were cat wigs, then dog wigs, and now, baby wigs. Baby Toupees are "small wigs for small people" and cost $22 apiece. Thankfully these weren't available when I was a baby or my mom would have bought them all. Baby Toupee: $22. Fucking your kids up for life: priceless.
Baby Toupee website (with a huge gallery of babies in other, discontinued models)
Thanks to Julian, who just purchased the whole set for his doll collection.
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Reader Comments
1. Julian - July 17, 2008 2:29 PM
I may have bought my dolls wigs to further the point of a pretend celebrity tea party, but at least I'm not into S&M with my crane game stuffed animals . . . I saw that bull whip.
2. Sophie - July 17, 2008 2:39 PM
I would say "child abuse", but there isn't a mullet.
3. Daniel - July 17, 2008 3:10 PM
The lil kim one had better come with breast inserts
4. elmo - July 17, 2008 3:24 PM
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
5. Uncle Eccoli - July 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Damn, those are some ugly little creatures.
6. Becca - July 17, 2008 3:46 PM
where is the "britney shaved head disaster" one?
7. nullCRC - July 17, 2008 3:47 PM
I have #4, although it was a gift. The dreads look nasty too.
8. Adri Leya - July 17, 2008 4:05 PM
did you know they make wigs for your unmentionables, too? for reals. they're called merkins.
9. gypsy - July 17, 2008 6:02 PM
i saw this as a fake commercial on saturday night live last year. did they decide to make it a real thing?
10. lameo - July 17, 2008 9:53 PM
This was an SNL skit that is now a reality. Good job, life.
11. omg - July 18, 2008 4:24 AM
Yes, they're ugly. But babies often are with the vacant looks in their eyes and rolls of fat here and there.
Anyway, I was going to say that this is nothing: on eBay you can find hairpieces for so called pageant babies, whatever that means in reality, with pictures of babies wearing the said piece of curly elaborate updo and also makeup - wtf! And then there are dolls made to look exactly like real babies; this is not just freaky, it's proper scary.
12. Amy - July 18, 2008 4:06 PM
Next up, a real "Dissing Your Dog" obedience training video.
13. Mel - September 11, 2008 10:36 AM
"The Donald" seems to be aware the rest of his life is going to be fucked.