Jul 23 2008All Money And No Class: Burberry Maserati, Plus SPECIAL BONUS Chrome Ferrari

FIRST?

FIRST!!! and ya fugly!

Wow i barely got cha, and ya what a waste of tie and money, just like the gold plated car, whats the friggin point?

That's hella cool.

So where the fark is the chrome ferrari? I'm not seeing it. I want to gag in its highly reflective horror.

5th!

Seems perfectly reasonable that since its completely stupid to feel compelled to write FIRST on every comment page, why not join the crowd and start caring about all the other unloved numbers available to us!

..I mean..who actuallys wants to comment about the article eh?

Where are the chrome shots?

opps..sorry..I actually typed something relevant!

The pattern looks like my grandfathers pants. By the way, check out the license plate. Probably belongs to some oil prince.

I wish I could see the Chrome...

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Ninth...and I am Spartacus. Or this is Sparta; I don't know. The ugliness of this car has confuzzled me.

5 bucks says that guy is a lumberjack

where is the chrome ferrari? i want to bask in it and all its shiny glory!!!! @_@

hey, I can't see the chrome ferrari either! is it invisible? if only there were some way for me to find it on my own. you know, like a search or something, where I could type "chrome ferrari" and pictures would magically show up...

http://brianpwns.com/lux/chrome-ferrari-599-gtb/

Chrome Ferrari 599:
http://jalopnik.com/395923/chrome-ferrari-599-lays-bling-smackdown-on-chrome-audi

Video of Ferrari:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnN2BFvpTd4

Shame they did this to the Maserati :\

A car that looks like the toss up between grandpa's golfing clothes or a picknick table..

Who ever bought this, let me take a dump on the hood of another car for you because I bet you'd like that look too. Because you have shitty taste..

That is so sad. What a horrible thing to do with Burberry.

I'm dying inside, literally.

Ashley. What a horrible thing to do with BURBERRY!? I can see you are a female, but shit. What a horrible thing to do with a $100,000 car. And yeah..... I like the Ferrari.

that Ferrari is sweet... reminds me of the aluminum bodied Cobras and such...

to me the worst is the red velour-like interiors on the ferrari... revolting

Welcome to Texas boys and squirls. Oil will make you as rich as God and you can move to the UAE and paint a car or a camel any f'ing color you want. Long live George Walker Bush. Long live oil ~~ oh wait, it's not so much of a renewable resourse is it? Fine, long live Jeb Bush.

w w w . 1 8 t h . c o m BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is some bush league work right there.

The chrome one is badass...I also liked the gold plated porch

I have to say, that maserati isn't half bad. the problem is it would only match one outfit.

now the ferrari on the other hand is a friggin dream!! it reminds me of the spaceship from fight of the navigator

20-somethingth!!!1!!1!!!!one

I'm gonna say it...I actually kinda like the chrome Porsche.

Except when I say Porsche, I mean Ferrari. And that I'm retarded.

I can see the chrome Ferrari. Am I one of the only people that can? Anyways, that Burberry thing is TERRIBLE.

Yes, Alex. Yours eyeballs are the only pair capable of discerning chrome. All i see are wheels. And that maserati looks like a breaded salmon.

There is the possibility that it's a test car. they put crazy patterns on it so its harder to see how its shaped so the paperazi get crappy shots. But then i saw the number plate, so its probably some old idiot.

Th chrome ferrari looks futuristic and badass

oh they totally got that fake Burberry car in Chinatown, for real.

EPIC. FAILURES.

'Nuff said.

I don't often give a shit about how cars look but that plaid paint job is awful.

NIce car, I've got a tablecloth just like it.

Who did that....Martha Stewart?

dammit, I didn't wanna like the Ferrari, but I do...

we all agree: everything is better with chrome. shiny!!

Can anybody say "CHAV"?

I wouldn't mind having the pattern from the first car on a purse, but all over a car? Yuck.

i like it. for some strange reason, i like it. maybe it's the beer and shots. maybe it's the worm in my ear. i don't know, but something about this car defrags my dongle.

Goddamn, money really is wasted on the rich. I don't think I've witnessed anything quite as hideous that plaid monstrosity. Looks like some sick cunt puked all over that shit!

My biggest gripe with the Maser is not the pattern... but the execution. With shirts, you can tell which ones are higher quality because the patterns line up on every seam (ie. shoulder-to-arm, chest/pocket, etc). There is even a close-up of the gap between the front fender and the door, and the pattern is way off. It makes it look really cheap and poorly done. Also, around the leading edge of the front fender, they should have joined the pattern differently; that just looks weird. A little more effort/thought, and I am sure it would have looked a million times better (or as good as plaid can look on a car). As for the Ferrari, I agree... I wanted to hate it, but it looks pretty cool...

oops, just read the article a little better... he pointed out the pattern mix-up... apologies. :-)

Holy shit it's a chav car!!!

Probably Wayne Rooney's.

This chrome Audi is much better:

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread/t-41131.html

i chromed my ferrari once. and by ferrari, i mean a 1980 plymouth champ. and by chrome, i mean never waxed or washed it.

the ferrari is hot, and the link to the chrome audi is hott (http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread/t-41131.html)....

but why are the people in the chrome audi forum like "ooooo chrome is heavy it must be polished aluminum" ??? are you serious?!?! it's called PAINT! idiots.

http://www.kustomrides.com/chromepaint.htm

damn monkey. why the hell do they have to type FIRST

Come on! That chrome Ferrari is awesome!

Any one of you would have done the same! Admit it! *starts crying*

What a disgrace to the two brands.
I'm pretty sure the oil shiek who owns that Maserati won't get another one in the future. And Burberry... well, what can they do. The damage is done, even if the film can still be peeled off the car.

What the stupid custom shop could have done is to just have a solid black,tan or red 2-or-3-tone exterior (in keeping with the Burberry theme) and then the plaid could have just stayed inside the car (funny that they never 'Burberried' the interior).

The chrome 599 is nice... just close the door.

Taste... it's just like common sense.

bet it wasn't someone who doesn't like rap if you know what I mean.

The Ferrari is hot...and easy to clean too!

I wasn't so happy with the Gold or the Burberry but the The chrome 599, its not bad. Not bad at all.

burberry -- barf.
chrome -- supercool.

burberry -- barf.
chrome -- supercool.

That would be like driving a bolt of lightning! Cops couldn't catch you because you'd blind them with your light. That car would end up illegal cuz it would cause pile up accidents.

Maserati rules, but this one.... WTFOMFGBBQ!
Epic failure, and a wonderful and classy car ruined.

please, fatal accident into a tree.

asshats with too much money need to die horribly

maserati=chav who hit the lottery.

ferrari=awesome looking awesomeness, plus in the sunlight you might cause accidents with the reflected sunlight. if i owned it, i would drive around in poor neighborhoods, hoping they would be blinded by the glare and crash their cars into stuff. the poor don't deserve to drive.

i cant believe im saying this but i actually kinda like that chromed ferrari.. looks all purdy and "blinged"

When we gonna see diamond Ferrari?!

this is the most horrible texture I've ever seen!!!

OK, so nobody else noticed the plates (or have just been too p_ssy-whipped by the political correctness movement to say anything)? They appear to be in Farsi or Arabic, don't they? Hate to say it but I have seen more absolutely fecking horrific photos of what people over there have done to beautiful cars over the years... Guess when you have twenty of 'em you can afford to have a few that are WAY out there. A problem which I'm sure I would know nothing about.

As others pointed out above, money (and apparently, oil) can't buy class...

@60- shut the hell up.

just to know ferari is made of silver not chrome, and its daily polished so look like chrome, its in arab country can say where. so all car made off SILVER just that is to expensive

why ? why ? do people think of the ugliest things to do to their cars. They both look like shit.

I bet the blacks love these cars.

"Tyrone. You gone buy that Mulberry Maserati? You cans picks up bitches in that thang, mutha fukka. LaKeesha. Girl. Come lookit dis car."
Whatever moolie.

What a disgrace to the two brands.
I'm pretty sure the oil shiek who owns that Maserati won't get another one in the future. And Burberry... well, what can they do. The damage is done, even if the film can still be peeled off the car.

What the stupid custom shop could have done is to just have a solid black,tan or red 2-or-3-tone exterior (in keeping with the Burberry theme) and then the plaid could have just stayed inside the car (funny that they never 'Burberried' the interior).

The chrome 599 is nice... just close the door.

Taste... it's just like common sense.

i think the chrome ferrari looks super sick! that shits tight the people that dont like it are just haters

I'm sorry, but I'm a bit confused about all the hate the chrome Ferrari is generating...I love it! I wish I could afford to chrome my F-150!

At least this ferrari isn't as badly modded as that gold car. That one was just disgusting.

34. Ajax - July 23, 2008 11:51 PM

Can anybody say "CHAV"?

uum excuse me i am a chav but i suppose yu r a beaner (if yu dnt nknow wt tht is its a geek)

oh ye nd by the way yur just a wasteman
yu dutty boi

lmao i love the chrome one :D

Must have dated a Smith or Sarah Larence coed- right out of the Preppie Handbook, but shouldn't the car be a Buick Skylark?

the plates being Farsi or Arabic, whoa, I thought someone just dribbled paint!

Wow. Farking chavzilla.

I do like the chrome Ferrari. Reminds me of the polished aluminum Auto Union Streamliner, or a DC-3. Could definitely stand rivet lines, though. ;)

Burberry started off with making people look like couches it only gets worse.

That's messed up. Who would do that to a Maserati? Poor car. They don't deserve it.

Looking pimp !

ick. Reminds me of a yellow F360 that some asshat rapper turned into a Gucci-mobile

What the hell?
If I had the money, I'd buy it just to go crash it into a brick wall and set it on fire.

If the pattern on the Maserati were much wider, it could look cool. But with that tight pattern, it looks uber dorky.

Chrome Ferrari rulz!!!

I wonder how much it would cost to chrome up my '95 Integra. It can't be that expensive. It's not like it's silver or platinum.

That maserati reminded me of this car from Mel Brook's film "High anxiety".At least that was intended as a joke.

http://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_73898-Cadillac-Seville-1976.html?PHPSESSID=9be11960574286bb322dc623e060a8b6

#81 do it faggot & see if you get special attention
the maserati deserves it, and they could have picked a better model than a americana, cheesiest ferrari ever.

The chrome Ferrari looks good but the burberry car is weird lol

why am i not surprised? the Maserati is from Adu Dhabi (UAE) and the Ferrari is from Kingdom of Saudi Arabia...
this is what happens when you have more money than you can count :)

I cannot believe my eyes!!! this car looks amazing.. I am prob one of the biggest Burberry fans ever!! Oh wow... I cant stop looking at it!

Wait... What? Who the hell would do this?

What's wrong with a chrome Ferrari?
It's unique, and it's not real chrome - it's a chrome-effect paint, so it's not heavy.

And in fact, compliments the sexy curvature of the Ferrari design house.

Unlike the plaid car, it's actually a good style strategy to eliminate having too many / too busy colors, that don't compliment the lines or water down any "color scheme" - both common style sins with production cars.

The chrome ferrari 599 looks pretty good, though the police would easily find you speeding over the speed limit on that than a normal paint job because it will reflect the ray back faster.