Jul 23 2008All Money And No Class: Burberry Maserati, Plus SPECIAL BONUS Chrome Ferrari

Not that we really needed any more proof that money doesn't buy class or my affection, I thought I'd post this so everyone can blow off some steam by ranting in the comments section about what possessed some nutass to Burberry his Maserati Quattroporte. It's fugly and they didn't even do a good job. I mean the lines don't even match up. I'm driving down to the Maserati dealership and I'm gonna punch the first rich person I see milling around the lot.
UPDATE: Haha, I KO'd a salesman. Fuck them too.
Hit the jump for a couple closeups and a few of a chrome Ferrari 599, which would be blinding to drive or be behind, but I am embarrassingly kind of liking.




Hate Fodder: Even Worse Than The Chrome Ferrari 599 [cardomain]
Thanks Chris, now I hate rich people even more. Damn you, Mr. Moneybags!

Reader Comments
1. Helghast - July 23, 2008 3:12 PM
FIRST?
2. koala - July 23, 2008 3:13 PM
FIRST!!! and ya fugly!
3. Helghast - July 23, 2008 3:13 PM
Wow i barely got cha, and ya what a waste of tie and money, just like the gold plated car, whats the friggin point?
4. Douchie Mc Bagman - July 23, 2008 3:15 PM
That's hella cool.
5. Amy - July 23, 2008 3:19 PM
So where the fark is the chrome ferrari? I'm not seeing it. I want to gag in its highly reflective horror.
6. Hater - July 23, 2008 3:21 PM
5th!
Seems perfectly reasonable that since its completely stupid to feel compelled to write FIRST on every comment page, why not join the crowd and start caring about all the other unloved numbers available to us!
..I mean..who actuallys wants to comment about the article eh?
Where are the chrome shots?
opps..sorry..I actually typed something relevant!
7. Madgame - July 23, 2008 3:21 PM
The pattern looks like my grandfathers pants. By the way, check out the license plate. Probably belongs to some oil prince.
8. Daggle - July 23, 2008 3:23 PM
I wish I could see the Chrome...
Geekologgie writer fails at picture embedding...
9. SmokingGirl - July 23, 2008 3:27 PM
Ninth...and I am Spartacus. Or this is Sparta; I don't know. The ugliness of this car has confuzzled me.
10. marcus - July 23, 2008 3:31 PM
5 bucks says that guy is a lumberjack
where is the chrome ferrari? i want to bask in it and all its shiny glory!!!! @_@
11. damn luddites - July 23, 2008 3:40 PM
hey, I can't see the chrome ferrari either! is it invisible? if only there were some way for me to find it on my own. you know, like a search or something, where I could type "chrome ferrari" and pictures would magically show up...
http://brianpwns.com/lux/chrome-ferrari-599-gtb/
12. guate6 - July 23, 2008 3:41 PM
Chrome Ferrari 599:
http://jalopnik.com/395923/chrome-ferrari-599-lays-bling-smackdown-on-chrome-audi
Video of Ferrari:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnN2BFvpTd4
Shame they did this to the Maserati :\
13. JohnnyIrish - July 23, 2008 3:43 PM
A car that looks like the toss up between grandpa's golfing clothes or a picknick table..
Who ever bought this, let me take a dump on the hood of another car for you because I bet you'd like that look too. Because you have shitty taste..
14. Ashley - July 23, 2008 3:53 PM
That is so sad. What a horrible thing to do with Burberry.
I'm dying inside, literally.
15. Mad Blazder - July 23, 2008 4:14 PM
Ashley. What a horrible thing to do with BURBERRY!? I can see you are a female, but shit. What a horrible thing to do with a $100,000 car. And yeah..... I like the Ferrari.
16. dave - July 23, 2008 4:41 PM
that Ferrari is sweet... reminds me of the aluminum bodied Cobras and such...
17. marge - July 23, 2008 4:43 PM
to me the worst is the red velour-like interiors on the ferrari... revolting
18. Jerod Cykoski - July 23, 2008 5:03 PM
Welcome to Texas boys and squirls. Oil will make you as rich as God and you can move to the UAE and paint a car or a camel any f'ing color you want. Long live George Walker Bush. Long live oil ~~ oh wait, it's not so much of a renewable resourse is it? Fine, long live Jeb Bush.
w w w . 1 8 t h . c o m BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. Sell Porn Make Money - July 23, 2008 5:19 PM
that is some bush league work right there.
20. Count Orlock - July 23, 2008 5:22 PM
The chrome one is badass...I also liked the gold plated porch
21. jeramey - July 23, 2008 5:25 PM
I have to say, that maserati isn't half bad. the problem is it would only match one outfit.
now the ferrari on the other hand is a friggin dream!! it reminds me of the spaceship from fight of the navigator
22. Scott - July 23, 2008 5:45 PM
20-somethingth!!!1!!1!!!!one
I'm gonna say it...I actually kinda like the chrome Porsche.
23. Scott - July 23, 2008 5:45 PM
Except when I say Porsche, I mean Ferrari. And that I'm retarded.
24. Alex - July 23, 2008 5:46 PM
I can see the chrome Ferrari. Am I one of the only people that can? Anyways, that Burberry thing is TERRIBLE.
25. suzy blue balls - July 23, 2008 5:51 PM
Yes, Alex. Yours eyeballs are the only pair capable of discerning chrome. All i see are wheels. And that maserati looks like a breaded salmon.
26. Neisseria - July 23, 2008 6:47 PM
There is the possibility that it's a test car. they put crazy patterns on it so its harder to see how its shaped so the paperazi get crappy shots. But then i saw the number plate, so its probably some old idiot.
27. El Guapo - July 23, 2008 7:55 PM
Th chrome ferrari looks futuristic and badass
28. Adri Leya - July 23, 2008 8:08 PM
oh they totally got that fake Burberry car in Chinatown, for real.
29. cheatachu22 - July 23, 2008 8:18 PM
EPIC. FAILURES.
'Nuff said.
30. wsdfsdf - July 23, 2008 8:38 PM
I don't often give a shit about how cars look but that plaid paint job is awful.
31. L - July 23, 2008 9:58 PM
NIce car, I've got a tablecloth just like it.
Who did that....Martha Stewart?
32. hojo - July 23, 2008 10:37 PM
dammit, I didn't wanna like the Ferrari, but I do...
33. Mancomb Seepgood - July 23, 2008 10:42 PM
we all agree: everything is better with chrome. shiny!!
34. Ajax - July 23, 2008 11:51 PM
Can anybody say "CHAV"?
35. NekoNeko - July 24, 2008 2:33 AM
I wouldn't mind having the pattern from the first car on a purse, but all over a car? Yuck.
36. poop - July 24, 2008 5:37 AM
i like it. for some strange reason, i like it. maybe it's the beer and shots. maybe it's the worm in my ear. i don't know, but something about this car defrags my dongle.
37. K-Dawg - July 24, 2008 6:45 AM
Goddamn, money really is wasted on the rich. I don't think I've witnessed anything quite as hideous that plaid monstrosity. Looks like some sick cunt puked all over that shit!
38. malcolm - July 24, 2008 7:54 AM
My biggest gripe with the Maser is not the pattern... but the execution. With shirts, you can tell which ones are higher quality because the patterns line up on every seam (ie. shoulder-to-arm, chest/pocket, etc). There is even a close-up of the gap between the front fender and the door, and the pattern is way off. It makes it look really cheap and poorly done. Also, around the leading edge of the front fender, they should have joined the pattern differently; that just looks weird. A little more effort/thought, and I am sure it would have looked a million times better (or as good as plaid can look on a car). As for the Ferrari, I agree... I wanted to hate it, but it looks pretty cool...
39. malcolm - July 24, 2008 7:56 AM
oops, just read the article a little better... he pointed out the pattern mix-up... apologies. :-)
40. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 24, 2008 8:42 AM
Holy shit it's a chav car!!!
41. Felis Horribilis - July 24, 2008 9:44 AM
Probably Wayne Rooney's.
42. Felis Horribilis - July 24, 2008 9:46 AM
This chrome Audi is much better:
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread/t-41131.html
43. big jerm - July 24, 2008 11:11 AM
i chromed my ferrari once. and by ferrari, i mean a 1980 plymouth champ. and by chrome, i mean never waxed or washed it.
44. Bob the Builder - July 24, 2008 11:15 AM
the ferrari is hot, and the link to the chrome audi is hott (http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread/t-41131.html)....
but why are the people in the chrome audi forum like "ooooo chrome is heavy it must be polished aluminum" ??? are you serious?!?! it's called PAINT! idiots.
http://www.kustomrides.com/chromepaint.htm
45. VickyBoy - July 24, 2008 11:24 AM
damn monkey. why the hell do they have to type FIRST
46. Momboelitist - July 24, 2008 12:13 PM
Come on! That chrome Ferrari is awesome!
Any one of you would have done the same! Admit it! *starts crying*
47. NVG - July 24, 2008 1:05 PM
What a disgrace to the two brands.
I'm pretty sure the oil shiek who owns that Maserati won't get another one in the future. And Burberry... well, what can they do. The damage is done, even if the film can still be peeled off the car.
What the stupid custom shop could have done is to just have a solid black,tan or red 2-or-3-tone exterior (in keeping with the Burberry theme) and then the plaid could have just stayed inside the car (funny that they never 'Burberried' the interior).
The chrome 599 is nice... just close the door.
Taste... it's just like common sense.
48. Stuey - July 24, 2008 1:45 PM
bet it wasn't someone who doesn't like rap if you know what I mean.
49. Drunkman - July 24, 2008 4:11 PM
The Ferrari is hot...and easy to clean too!
50. Victoria - July 24, 2008 4:26 PM
I wasn't so happy with the Gold or the Burberry but the The chrome 599, its not bad. Not bad at all.
51. somuchbetter - July 24, 2008 9:31 PM
burberry -- barf.
chrome -- supercool.
52. somuchbetter - July 24, 2008 9:31 PM
burberry -- barf.
chrome -- supercool.
53. Chromie - July 25, 2008 4:12 AM
That would be like driving a bolt of lightning! Cops couldn't catch you because you'd blind them with your light. That car would end up illegal cuz it would cause pile up accidents.
54. Tenchi059 - July 25, 2008 4:28 AM
Maserati rules, but this one.... WTFOMFGBBQ!
Epic failure, and a wonderful and classy car ruined.
55. bobo - July 25, 2008 10:27 AM
please, fatal accident into a tree.
asshats with too much money need to die horribly
56. bobby grace - July 25, 2008 7:07 PM
maserati=chav who hit the lottery.
ferrari=awesome looking awesomeness, plus in the sunlight you might cause accidents with the reflected sunlight. if i owned it, i would drive around in poor neighborhoods, hoping they would be blinded by the glare and crash their cars into stuff. the poor don't deserve to drive.
57. luphist0 - July 27, 2008 10:21 AM
i cant believe im saying this but i actually kinda like that chromed ferrari.. looks all purdy and "blinged"
58. Peter Dolinaj - July 28, 2008 12:22 PM
When we gonna see diamond Ferrari?!
59. Peter Dolinaj - July 28, 2008 12:28 PM
this is the most horrible texture I've ever seen!!!
60. Dingle Burberry - July 29, 2008 12:21 AM
OK, so nobody else noticed the plates (or have just been too p_ssy-whipped by the political correctness movement to say anything)? They appear to be in Farsi or Arabic, don't they? Hate to say it but I have seen more absolutely fecking horrific photos of what people over there have done to beautiful cars over the years... Guess when you have twenty of 'em you can afford to have a few that are WAY out there. A problem which I'm sure I would know nothing about.
As others pointed out above, money (and apparently, oil) can't buy class...
61. hey idiots - July 29, 2008 7:27 PM
@60- shut the hell up.
62. Igor - July 30, 2008 6:25 PM
just to know ferari is made of silver not chrome, and its daily polished so look like chrome, its in arab country can say where. so all car made off SILVER just that is to expensive
63. lori - July 31, 2008 1:08 AM
why ? why ? do people think of the ugliest things to do to their cars. They both look like shit.
64. Ben Dover - July 31, 2008 10:28 AM
I bet the blacks love these cars.
"Tyrone. You gone buy that Mulberry Maserati? You cans picks up bitches in that thang, mutha fukka. LaKeesha. Girl. Come lookit dis car."
Whatever moolie.
65. 80millionmoviesfree.com - August 2, 2008 11:03 PM
What a disgrace to the two brands.
I'm pretty sure the oil shiek who owns that Maserati won't get another one in the future. And Burberry... well, what can they do. The damage is done, even if the film can still be peeled off the car.
What the stupid custom shop could have done is to just have a solid black,tan or red 2-or-3-tone exterior (in keeping with the Burberry theme) and then the plaid could have just stayed inside the car (funny that they never 'Burberried' the interior).
The chrome 599 is nice... just close the door.
Taste... it's just like common sense.
66. makaveli65 - August 3, 2008 7:44 AM
i think the chrome ferrari looks super sick! that shits tight the people that dont like it are just haters
67. antlion - August 3, 2008 1:42 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm a bit confused about all the hate the chrome Ferrari is generating...I love it! I wish I could afford to chrome my F-150!
68. Cp - August 3, 2008 3:35 PM
At least this ferrari isn't as badly modded as that gold car. That one was just disgusting.
69. ellieee - August 5, 2008 3:25 AM
34. Ajax - July 23, 2008 11:51 PM
Can anybody say "CHAV"?
uum excuse me i am a chav but i suppose yu r a beaner (if yu dnt nknow wt tht is its a geek)
70. elieee - August 5, 2008 3:27 AM
oh ye nd by the way yur just a wasteman
yu dutty boi
71. Sidero - August 5, 2008 9:18 AM
lmao i love the chrome one :D
72. Enjoyingcommets 22 - August 6, 2008 7:29 AM
Must have dated a Smith or Sarah Larence coed- right out of the Preppie Handbook, but shouldn't the car be a Buick Skylark?
73. Enjoyingcommets 22 - August 6, 2008 7:32 AM
the plates being Farsi or Arabic, whoa, I thought someone just dribbled paint!
74. perlhaqr - August 6, 2008 12:31 PM
Wow. Farking chavzilla.
I do like the chrome Ferrari. Reminds me of the polished aluminum Auto Union Streamliner, or a DC-3. Could definitely stand rivet lines, though. ;)
75. Garuda - August 6, 2008 11:24 PM
Burberry started off with making people look like couches it only gets worse.
76. Elisa - August 10, 2008 11:53 AM
That's messed up. Who would do that to a Maserati? Poor car. They don't deserve it.
77. Sona F - August 13, 2008 4:34 AM
Looking pimp !
78. Eric - August 13, 2008 1:30 PM
ick. Reminds me of a yellow F360 that some asshat rapper turned into a Gucci-mobile
79. ジェシカ - August 13, 2008 6:52 PM
What the hell?
If I had the money, I'd buy it just to go crash it into a brick wall and set it on fire.
80. neurolux - August 14, 2008 3:28 PM
If the pattern on the Maserati were much wider, it could look cool. But with that tight pattern, it looks uber dorky.
Chrome Ferrari rulz!!!
81. neurolux - August 14, 2008 3:36 PM
I wonder how much it would cost to chrome up my '95 Integra. It can't be that expensive. It's not like it's silver or platinum.
82. Reactor drone - August 15, 2008 10:08 AM
That maserati reminded me of this car from Mel Brook's film "High anxiety".At least that was intended as a joke.
http://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_73898-Cadillac-Seville-1976.html?PHPSESSID=9be11960574286bb322dc623e060a8b6
83. immasharrk - August 19, 2008 10:03 PM
#81 do it faggot & see if you get special attention
the maserati deserves it, and they could have picked a better model than a americana, cheesiest ferrari ever.
84. beefbeanz - August 25, 2008 2:45 PM
The chrome Ferrari looks good but the burberry car is weird lol
85. Mounir - August 26, 2008 9:34 AM
why am i not surprised? the Maserati is from Adu Dhabi (UAE) and the Ferrari is from Kingdom of Saudi Arabia...
this is what happens when you have more money than you can count :)
86. Chasity - August 29, 2008 11:58 AM
I cannot believe my eyes!!! this car looks amazing.. I am prob one of the biggest Burberry fans ever!! Oh wow... I cant stop looking at it!
87. Poncho - September 25, 2008 2:34 AM
Wait... What? Who the hell would do this?