Jul 23 2008George Lucas Pulls A Han Solo In Carbonite

What's with the drool? Star Wars sucks

Oh, George, how I wish we could really freeze you in carbonite, and leave you there for all eternity. Sadly, you keep ruining movies, you bastard.

WTF number3rsix?!?! Star wars is the greatest stories every made! See my friend here, he doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You better watch yourself! PEW PEW!

Also, the drool is a little weird.

eh, at least it's not 'steampunk'

@1,3, Solo had drool too.

@4, I concur.

Also, Solo shot first!

Poor Greedo.

Here's a link to that drool

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/laserdisk/bonus/STARWARS_BONUS-03.jpg

George Lucas' neck scares me.

Hey etr and hojo,

what is so bad about Steampunk? not that I would call myself Steampunk, I just want to know why you disapprove of it so much.

If only George was really in carbonite...if only.

You all know what's coming next, that's right:

Bantha slippers!

Decided to come back and have a look at what you fucking nerds had to say for yourselves. Gotta say, I'm a little bit disappointed. Isn't this shit supposed to be like bible? I dunno, I'm just saying....If somebody started attacking what I love more than life itself (Charles in Charge) I'd step up.

XOXO

Yeah, the neck is freakishly long.

Is that a chrome Stormtrooper in the third pic?

greedoshotfirst.

I had to post again because I'm tired of being ninth. So ahha fates! Now I'm tenth as well! Now take your one eye and toss it back and forth between you, you hobgoblins you.

Dammit...foiled again.

@8, Not against steampunk Phez, just against steampunkt starwars... Well done steampunk, which is rare, is kinda cool.

@11, only in the rerelease did Greedo shoot first. Originally, Solo shot first, which actually makes sense. If Greedo shot first, Solo would be dead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first

He should be fatter. And have a speech bubble saying "get in my belly, food!!"

@ #8 Phez

Because people have a different taste in aesthetics or simply a preference of style or execution.

You, however, should ask yourself why you needed their comments justified.

I really should have considered the fact that by telling you that you shouldn't call into question one's justification for positing a comment I am in fact doing the same thing. I am a tool and I am sorry.

@#17 & 18 HRH

I did indeed ask myself that very question, and my answer? it was simply out of curiosity.

However I do thank you (to every one) for your responses.

I loved how this was tagged with "Frozen drinks make my underwear come off."

Has Christmas come already? Should have done that to Lucas a long time ago so that someone ELSE could write dialog for the last three movies.

I bet his daughter could smash her way out of carbonite

http://www.cinematical.com/2008/06/02/george-lucas-daughter-can-kick-your-ass/

That's one angry Wookie

I seen this at the Star Wars Celebration Japan.
http://www.celebrationjapan.com/

The best thing about the event was the costume contest!

My best friend works at ILM, and proudly displayed up near George's office is a full-scale model of JarJar in carbonite. I think that proves he has some regrets for appealing only to 5-year olds and toy makers...

Here's some dude's pic of it:
http://pixdaus.com/pics/RCr8l3RyT8I6.jpg

SmokingGirl, I thought I told you to fucking kill yourself, you vapid CUNT. No one fucking wants you and your FAKE "wika" ways around you stupid slut.

@25. For the record, the real hojo DID NOT POST the previous comment.

you can tell MY post because they don't sound like the came from an angry 14 year old with penis size issues. They sound like they came from an angry 33 year old with penis size issues :-)

@25 shush

That takes harsh, and raises it a few octaves. Hey geekologie writer, how about displaying IPs of posters so we can DoS spoontards?

After Episodes 1 & 2 (3 was alright) am I the only one hoping this is real? :D

... and yesh 25 should be reported Mr Geek.

@28

Shut up with your retarded DoS threats you fucking script kiddy faggot.

@8
First, apologies for the delayed response. Second, the (admittedly weak) joke is that the "Geekologie Writer" is "going to town" on "carbonite" in much the same way he/she/the organization or entity had done previously with what is referred to as "steampunk," which I am personally on record as having criticized. As it is a joke, it is meant in no way to endorse or discourage either genre.

He Looks really fat

@33
He is really fat.

#25 is free to write whatever drivel that they deem appropriate at the time.

Because with people like #25, getting upset with them is like getting upset with a box full of hair or a sack full of wet, dead mice. It's just not worth the hassle or drain of precious emotional reserves.

But now, it's coffee time...

I think he should be in Cheesonite. By the way, who doesn't love that little
Cheese-it girl?

9,488

Who's to say that it's not blood instead of drool? Maybe they beat him a lot before the carbonite process

Lucas finally agreed that Han shot first.

http://www.hellblazer.net/2007/07/23/recursion-shot-first/

It's ok. With all his money , you'd think he could get that bullfrog neck fixed. He is in hollywood after all, step up man!

george lucas is a fuckig fag.......... yeah he fucked up with jar jar, and that jewish mother fuck, what's his name, flying asshole dude, i forget dude with the little wings stubble and shit, you know that one JEW, yeah he was annoying, with that horrible accent.

wonderful, the junior high kids found out about geekologie. the floodgates of racism and sexism have crumbled. quit trying to prematurely mature and mature prematurely already. you little assholes.

BAd kitty no DoS.Bad smurfling!!! Make your own Programs you douche!! Can I be cool and hack people too <---shut the hell up
hackings bad and hackings bad umkay

Hey hackings like the force there is a Dark side and A Light side.
I'm a good hack! I use my shits to help peepz just like Dark Alex !!!
And The darkside ones harm peepz stuff.
And Kittyz are the JarJars of the Hack Universe!!!!

Man! You would think they would not carve the beer belly too. George... Not very attractive, man.

If only George was really in carbonite...if only.

You all know what's coming next, that's right:

This is George Lucas after filming Howard the Duck.

the side profile picture does not suit him at all... Hello, belly!