Jun 13 2008ZOMG!: Epic Mario-Themed Wedding Cake
Truthfully, we've seen some pretty stunning Mario edibles in the past, but this one might very well take the cake (I'm a stupid a-hole!). At first glance I thought this was a Super Mario Galaxy themed cake, but it's actually Mario Kart (the interplanetary scene is Rainbow Road, check the other pics for a better angle). Wow, just wow. Amazing work. I would have loved to have something like this at my wedding, but I got hitched at one of those drive-thru's in Vegas. It was a McDonald's and we had a hash brown cake with ketchup icing. What can I say, I was marrying a whore.
Hit the jump for a bunch more worthwhile closeups.
The best video game wedding cake ever [thegamergene]
Thanks Ray, you're definitely invited to my next wedding (#4)
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Reader Comments
1. beans - June 13, 2008 9:23 AM
fucking awsome
2. Julian - June 13, 2008 9:24 AM
This must have cost a fortune but God damn was it worth it. I'd pay my manhood and children juice containers for a cake like this. Unfortunately I already sold though for a damn donut . . . to be fair it was a boston cream and the Dunkin' Donuts guy made a really convincing case . . . something about about a cannibalistic cult he was in or something I wasn't really paying attention.
3. MoMan - June 13, 2008 9:26 AM
.....Where do you start?
You know Luigi's speeding up the cake to break up the wedding and confess his unrequited love for peach....at least that's how it's playing out in my head.....bored as hell at work......2 more hours.....just 2 more hours.....
4. Uncle Eccoli - June 13, 2008 9:35 AM
This is the first cake posted here to impress me.
5. prewife - June 13, 2008 9:40 AM
Wow. Seriously, I thought the Wii cake was cool, but this one is just incredible. And the prewife loves Mario. I gotta get more info on this!
http://prewife.com
6. Momboelitist - June 13, 2008 9:41 AM
Wow! I guess we can see how serious this marriage is being taken. I can't wait to see the divorce cake after they wake up from their fantasy life.
Seriously though, I want my cake to look like the Chicago Twisty Penis Buildong.
7. Rod - June 13, 2008 10:45 AM
I thought it was pretty awesome on the main page, but then I checked out the rest of the pics after the jump and am now freaking speechless.
That cake just blew my shit off it's hinges...
8. SmokingGirl - June 13, 2008 10:58 AM
I always loved Mario Kart. And since I still have my original Nintendo system, I should really try to find Mario Kart on ebay or something. Although with obsessed as I've been with completing Donkey Kong, I probably shouldn't add such a beloved game to the mix.
But anyway, this is a very neat cake. I still wouldn't eat it though.
9. Zyclonis - June 13, 2008 11:30 AM
hey SmokingGirl, I just parted with my N64 but I still have the mario kart cartridge. If you have any interest in it you can e-mail me @ industrialmagik@hotmail.com. I'll make it cheap as hell since I no longer have any use for it.
10. SmokingGirl - June 13, 2008 12:14 PM
I might have to take you up on that, Zyclonis. Although how could you part with your N64? That's like blasphemy...
11. Uncle Eccoli - June 13, 2008 1:27 PM
@8 Mario Kart was for SNES, not the original NES.
12. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 13, 2008 2:08 PM
I'm getting married next year. If my cake isn't as awesome as this I'm going home before the toast.
13. ew - June 13, 2008 4:38 PM
fondant = gross.
14. Trazif - June 13, 2008 6:20 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, they skimped on the wine big time.
Of if they had different wine at the wedding, it at least made the pictures sad.
15. Trazif - June 13, 2008 6:24 PM
Lousy multiple iterations:
http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/06/03/geekiest-wedding-ever/#more-5855
has the mii pics too.... tsk tsk
16. Amy - June 13, 2008 7:46 PM
I....I know what I want my wedding cake to be now....except it's going to be Guinness chocolate. None of that foofy yellow cake for me, no sir.
17. nikky raney - June 13, 2008 9:50 PM
that's amazing. that belongs on display in a museum. that cannot be eaten!
18. Hubby - June 14, 2008 5:10 AM
Wow love, now that is a cake! And yes blasphemy for the N64 move!
19. chosha - June 16, 2008 10:58 AM
WOW! That cake is awesome, and I'm not even a Mario fan. Kudos to them for not being boring.
20. Joey - June 18, 2008 1:19 AM
Finally, a cake that looks like it's worth the crazy amount of money you pay for those things.
21. gypsy - July 16, 2008 1:28 PM
i wish i could get married all over again just so i could have this cake. so sorry i went traditional.