Jun 4 2008Wake Up Equipment: DANGERBOMB CLOCK Goes Boom -- Boom, All Up In Your Room!
The $22 DANGERBOMB CLOCK looks like a bomb and shouldn't be taken on flights. It's the next generation in wake up equipment that requires you to do something besides slap a button to actually turn the damn thing off. How does it work? Per the translated Amazon Japan page:
Product specifications:Do not happen in the explosion and quickly ugh? KACHI KACHI KACHI... wake-up time bomb-type device! Danger Bomb Clock!! Danger Bomb Clock!!
DOKI DOKI DOKI... "What a piece of wire to stop the explosion I can...?!" In film and television, to stop the time bomb which one should staple a line scene. Such a scene reminiscent of a time bomb alarm clock, and a parody of fun.
Set in a predetermined number of hours to the sound of heavy explosions. In other words, turn off the alarm switch in the explosion, three of the wiring was imitated one of a number. Three, how to stop it is through daily random set. This will also no longer be late? Daily life for the thrill and excitement...!
Basically the alarm goes off and one of the colored lights blinks indicating which wire you have to separate to turn it off. If you choose the wrong one it makes loud explosion noises and scares the shit out of your cats. Simple as that. Now I'm not totally sure what happens if you just disconnect all the wires the night before, but if I had to guess I'd say I'm fuckin' MacGyver!
And he's the bottom.
Translated Amazon Product Page
Thanks to Redd, who actually taught MacGyver everything he knows.
Reader Comments
1. Popadopolis - June 4, 2008 3:04 PM
Would be better if it were a "Kill Two Birds With One Stone" clock and the only way to shut it off was to piss in it... or masturbate on it... whatever. Either way, It saves me a trip to the bathroom.
2. damn luddites - June 4, 2008 3:16 PM
this is best parody of fun ever!
I must get one so I can daily life for the thrill and excitement...!
3. Freddy K - June 4, 2008 3:57 PM
Love it. Who doesn't like a good english translation joke? Good times all around.
This reminds me of engrish.com. Oh those foreigners... they are so funny!
4. Matt - June 4, 2008 4:14 PM
I'm just curious... why the hell cant they afford a decent translator?
5. Mysterious M - June 4, 2008 4:55 PM
i laughed
and laughed
6. boredom - June 4, 2008 5:14 PM
I wonder if it sounds just as retarded to them when we try to translate things into Japanese. I mean it doesn't really matter because everyone knows you should just speak English anyway.
7. pickle - June 4, 2008 6:48 PM
what fun are good translations?! No one who actually reads the true directions for this thing, which surely indicate that it is revenge for Hiroshima & Nagasaki would be anywhere near as entertained as I am reading their engrish. I'm even entertained knowing they hate us. Go Them, Boo Us!
8. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 4, 2008 8:25 PM
What do you mean, "Cut the blue wire"? They're ALL BLUE WIRES!
9. HereIambaby - June 5, 2008 12:13 AM
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10. guate6 - June 5, 2008 3:16 PM
As soon as I saw the title, I thought to myself "that would be so great to take on an airplane!" (or at least up until security, since it wouldn't get past there anyway).
11. Lulu - June 5, 2008 5:36 PM
MacGyver is so a bottom..