Jun 20 2008Video: Epic NERF Battle In Cubeville
I said give me a damn minute, I'm trying to post here.
This is a video made by what is probably the least productive company on the planet. It's a 5:00 epic NERF battle complete with horrible over-acting and, sadly, no nudity. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a scene from the offices here at Anticlown. We don't do NERF guns -- we use real thing. But The Superficial Writer still makes little pew pew noises when he fires and, more often than not, shoots himself.
Okay, now we can go to the hospital. But we're taking your car or the bus -- that's a lot of blood and I just got my shit detailed.
The Great Office War [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Chase - June 20, 2008 5:05 PM
thats f***ing awesome
FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!
2. The Superficial Writer - June 20, 2008 5:08 PM
Quick question: How much does a new secretary cost? This one has bullets in it. I'm not pointing fingers at where they came from, but I am going to mouth the words "I Watch Stuff Writer."
3. Jordan - June 20, 2008 5:11 PM
WTF is with the superficial being referenced in every other post? Same goes for geekologie on the superficial page. It's annoying, drop it.
4. Dave - June 20, 2008 5:14 PM
Holy crap on a crapsicle!
5. bubba - June 20, 2008 5:25 PM
that video actually made me laugh
6. Mr.Anderson - June 20, 2008 6:31 PM
Sad...I have nothing else to say.
7. Sev - June 20, 2008 8:02 PM
Anyone notice what the white board in the office has written on it at the beginning? Obviously, not a real office, haha.
8. guate6 - June 20, 2008 8:47 PM
BEST
VIDEO
EVER.
9. Joey - June 20, 2008 10:49 PM
I gotta say, that guy with the pen had it coming.
10. Joey - June 20, 2008 10:50 PM
I gotta say, that guy with the pen had it coming.
11. Lynz - June 20, 2008 10:58 PM
That is the COOLEST thing EVAR.
12. Sboy - June 20, 2008 11:26 PM
Jordan, your annoying, so shut up.
If I were a kid and were to have seen this movie, I would have definitely wanted to buy NERF equipment! Awesome video for the young'ns.
13. Sboy - June 20, 2008 11:27 PM
before grammarians ravage my last post....... *you're
*this clip
14. BlightedArt - June 21, 2008 12:08 AM
#7, haha, thanks for pointing that out. I didn't notice that first time round :(
Such an epic vid. :P I wish my workplace did something like that.
15. thom - June 21, 2008 12:44 AM
this was cool, but it was completely ripping off spaced. which after reflection makes it look superficial and lame. end.
16. werwer - June 22, 2008 6:54 PM
That video was f***ing stupid.
17. Sev - June 22, 2008 7:24 PM
@Jordan- I like the Geekologie writer picking on the supeficial writer, so shuchomouth.
18. Eddie - June 22, 2008 11:54 PM
Man this really reminds me of the air soft war me and my friends have. Just alot less brusses and blood on people's clothe's.
19. Prowlinger - June 23, 2008 1:56 PM
Instant classic! Wow... amazing movie...
20. Joey - June 24, 2008 1:18 AM
Showed this to my kids over the weekend and they LOVED it! We had hours of Nerf fight fun. Thanks Mr. Geekology Writer! :)