Jun 12 2008Unicorn Discovered, Little Girls And I Rejoice
This is a picture of a unicorn. A real, live unicorn. While technically not a corncob, a single horn protrudes from the center of the animal's head. The deer, which resides in Tuscany, Italy, has a twin with regular horns. It was born in captivity after its mother was struck by a car and unable to fend for herself in the wild.
The earliest mention of the beast was by the Greek historian Herodotus in the 5th century BC.In one notebook, Leonardo Da Vinci suggested unicorns could be captured using a virgin as bait.
Okay, so which one of you is gonna be the bait? HA! Just kidding, I'll do it :(
'Unicorn' born in Italy [telegraph]
Thanks Bryan and Ling, now let's capture that thing and offer unicorn rides at children's birthdays -- we'll be rich!
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Reader Comments
1. Manda - June 12, 2008 10:22 AM
In my dreams the unicorn was taller, and whiter, and more.....horse-like.
2. AnonCoward - June 12, 2008 10:39 AM
In my dreams there was a naked Italian chick riding the unicorn
3. Unicorn Humper - June 12, 2008 10:46 AM
In my dreams black children played with white ones on top of a Unicorns anus.
4. Freddy K - June 12, 2008 11:09 AM
I don't have dreams. I spend my nights torturing others in their dreams.
5. ShitBitch Carl - June 12, 2008 11:17 AM
Is this a dream?
6. SmokingGirl - June 12, 2008 11:28 AM
What if this is all a dream, and when the dreamer wakes, we will cease to be?
And now that they've found a unicorn, will gumdrops and lollipops fall from the sky and fudge rivers will flow? Weeeeee.
7. z - June 12, 2008 11:34 AM
in my dreams i was the unicorn
8. Brian - June 12, 2008 12:20 PM
Does anyone else see this creature going nuts and becoming the subject of some homo-erotic horror film...?
9. Momboelitist - June 12, 2008 3:10 PM
In my dream the horn is a penis and I question my sexual orientation and then I tell myself that homosexuals are the cause of global warming and those midwest tornado's which calms and soothes me back into my world of illusion......
Pleasant dreams my little pony peni....I mean deer wange....johnso....Ahh....Crap!
10. Eddy - June 12, 2008 3:34 PM
Deericorn doesn't really have the same ring, but that's what I'm caling this thing.
Heee, deericorn.
11. Composer - June 12, 2008 4:10 PM
Lets play leapfrog with it.
12. Sesmu - June 12, 2008 5:56 PM
@4 Hahahahahaha. Ahhh I was like what a weird post, then I saw the name. Ahahahaha.
13. seymore butts - June 12, 2008 6:01 PM
Who doesn't want a dildo on their head??
14. seymore butts - June 12, 2008 6:03 PM
Who doesn't want a dildo on their head??
15. Bernstein - June 12, 2008 7:02 PM
ROFL @7
16. Mike Hawk - June 12, 2008 8:20 PM
Fawnicorn, copyright, trademark and patent pending. By the way, in my dream, the unicorn impales my bastard uncle for touching my no-no stick....and then he is made to pay Therapy Support. (Trademark, Copyright, and Patent Pending)
17. Joey - June 12, 2008 9:10 PM
Charlie candy mountain!
18. Deep Thinker - June 13, 2008 1:48 AM
Lol at smoking girl,I always though of something like that since i was young!now i just dont care about who we are or what we are from...stupid world...
19. guate6 - June 15, 2008 11:37 PM
Writer: hahahaha, that virgin comment was awesome. I should have expected it, but didn't, which made for a bigger laugh.
So it has one horn. So do some iguanas and snakes, and you don't hear a big deal being made about those guys. Poor guy probably gets made fun of by fellow deer, how it's a freak and what not.
C'est la vie.
20. Simply Doe - January 7, 2009 5:12 PM
I'll pay 50k for that bitch
21. Rudolf the rednosed raindeer - August 30, 2009 4:42 PM
@ 19
he'll go down in history