Jun 17 2008These Animal Hairdos Are Turning Me On

Yow yow! There are few things sexier in the world than animal hairdos or eating steak off a naked woman's back while watching Sportscenter. Just look at these things -- hot, hot, hot! Especially the two I put together for that picture, because it looks like the two women are about to go at it, and the animals as well. So not only are you getting a sexy cat fight, but you're getting an erotic dingo/rhino battle to boot. Damn, my glasses are fogging up. And not just because I poured hot coffee in my face, although that probably contributed. So ladies, first one to get an animal hairdo wins a date with yours truly, The Geekologie Writer. Get the hair down there (beaver!) done too and I'll marry you.
Hit the jump for a whole bunch more animal hair awesomeness.






hairstyles that my mom won't approve [omgowned]
Thanks to Shawn, who only dates foxes (hot chicks, not the animals)

Reader Comments
1. whoop - June 17, 2008 10:55 AM
First
2. Grievousfish - June 17, 2008 10:56 AM
Nice hare-do!
3. SmokingGirl - June 17, 2008 11:03 AM
What...what...what the fuck!? That is just, I don't even know I'm so baffled. Wh...eh?
If this is what we're going to get when punk goes out of style, then I demand that punk makes a comeback...let's bring disco back while we're at it, just for good measure.
4. bedot - June 17, 2008 11:14 AM
AWESOME!!!!!
I have woken up at least once a week in tears that i cant have hair that looks like a donkey head. Finally, some genius has answered my prayers
5. wes - June 17, 2008 11:16 AM
How to make a pretty girl look even dumber.
6. chaz - June 17, 2008 11:16 AM
fucking great give something else for peta to cry foul at.
i can hear it now
" this is hurting the animals feelings. you wouldnt put a human figure on top of your head would you?"
7. chaz - June 17, 2008 11:20 AM
wow i just had a mental image of getting oral from a chick wearing one of these things......not sure what to think of it......is it considered beastiallity?
8. boredom - June 17, 2008 11:22 AM
@smokingGirl I'm with you on bringing Disco back, I mean it can't be any worse than some of the shit they come out with nowadays can it?
Oh and if these are the actually girl's hair and /or firmly attached the ones with antlers can make some things better (i.e. handlebars to hold onto...) I'm just saying, you know I'm not the only one thinking it
9. Ebon - June 17, 2008 11:34 AM
Slippery slope man, slippery slope. Don't be turning all Furry on us now.
10. Manda - June 17, 2008 11:43 AM
What I love more than anything is the absolute vacant expressions on their faces. I would go for the deer in the headlights joke, but that would just demean us all. Seriously though, the animals they are wearing on their heads have bigger brains...and they are made out of fur.
11. blp - June 17, 2008 12:17 PM
Surely that's CGI / Photoshop wizardry. How is that possible!
12. Momboelitist - June 17, 2008 12:37 PM
Fake!!!!
13. Amer - June 17, 2008 12:38 PM
I would get an animal hairdo, including the hair down there, just so I could marry the Geekologie Writer.
14. Momboelitist - June 17, 2008 12:43 PM
By the way, here is the source: http://www.uchu-country.com/work_en.html
Furthermore, they are not made from the models own hair and are referred to as "hats".
15. Julian - June 17, 2008 12:46 PM
@13
You took my idea. Well, since we're on the same page I think we should decide now who gets what animal. Personally I was thinking of going with a Turkey look since, you know, I'm a guy, I totally have the Turkey neck thing covered down there. Although. . . maybe I can go with the wiener dog look and have my crabs be like fleas on the dog. Ha, I'm like the Martha Stewart of pubic hair . . . and with a smaller penis.
16. Namerequired - June 17, 2008 2:05 PM
Hair hats, made by some artist, I don't remember his name.
17. Nameisnotrequired - June 17, 2008 3:00 PM
Alright, so, imagine you're dating a girl with one of these monstrocities on their head, and she leans over to polish the trailer hitch. You look down, and you're being blown by a goat. How is that a turn-on?
Well, I guess in the southern states...
18. JFreezy - June 17, 2008 4:22 PM
After reading this post, I have just made a blue whale on my head, two parrots from my armpit hair, a kangaroo with my chest hair, a water buffalo with my back/ass crack hair, and a swinging spider monkey from the hair on my scrotum. Ok, now who wants to take a picture of me so I can send it to the Geekologie writer?
19. Robyn - June 17, 2008 7:55 PM
The hair extensions and wig parts are so painfully obvious with a thing like this. It looks fucking terrible. I'm so glad it's too complicated to become a serious trend.
20. Joey - June 18, 2008 12:58 AM
I've heard of pets looking like their owners, but this just goes too far. Bitches, man! They're all bitches!
21. Sama - June 18, 2008 6:20 AM
They look like patronuses. Especially the...squirrel sort of one.
22. Flo - June 18, 2008 10:24 AM
Id hit that from behind unleash the animal in me
23. Jeanie - June 18, 2008 3:21 PM
OMG. this is hililarious. Hats off to the models who manange to keep straight faces while posing in this ridiculousness.
24. SIN - June 19, 2008 4:54 AM
Talk about doing it doggie stlye.
25. Liam - June 19, 2008 8:36 AM
OMFG.
O_O
I would so DO any of those, xD.
The animal hair just makes them 12 times fucking sexier, :D.
Liam
26. Karmacidal - June 19, 2008 2:59 PM
Love it. Would never wear it, but love it. LOL
27. courtney - June 19, 2008 9:39 PM
This is ridiculous bullshit! Get a life
28. milkrobot - June 20, 2008 5:12 AM
this is a work of famous art director Nagi Noda...and if you don't get the irony of it, it's just normal: you are American........
29. vickii - June 20, 2008 7:39 AM
irr mega dis website
30. ireene - June 20, 2008 11:33 AM
wooo freaky !!
31. ! - June 20, 2008 7:15 PM
What the fuck. I WANT ONE!
32. Mutton Chop - June 22, 2008 2:38 AM
How fucking stupid.
33. Yucjo - June 23, 2008 1:46 AM
Stupid. Really. Stupid. Why.
Gays are so gay. No use to any of us.
34. Heledd - June 23, 2008 4:08 PM
These are awsome hairdo's which i want!
How do they manage to look so perfect? i dont get it!
wawawawaw
awsome
35. sysw - June 23, 2008 11:13 PM
wigs.
36. ash - June 29, 2008 7:55 AM
so think they have horse ones?, that way i can tell from afar which people are horses ass's?, heh ya i got to amit this is funny as hell, but on the same side it does look pretty cool, for all the people who love nekos? or furrys, me being a neko lover ^_^, i would say make hair versons of ears only, but they got hat ones of them ^^, anyway i don't see anyone wearing this? but the furry and neko lovers, and i bet they cost to much anyway so end story no one will ever wear them, but damn they did a good job on them...they look so real, thats whats so cool about them, heh you never catch me wearing one doe ^_^, give me cat ears anytime...cat head..no thank you...i look like to much of a freak with just my hat...but hey i bet every blondie will run out and buy one,oh and don't bitch at them to bad, this is how the line of stuff comes out, they see something in a movie so they must make it, and you can't tell me it doesn't happen, some of our coolist stuff has came out that way?.
37. Cara - July 2, 2008 12:42 AM
So, I came across this fancy amount of useless information while looking for octopi woman (i wouldn't ask), and i've pretty much read every single post.
It's odd that this is the second time I've looked at these hairpieces (just today), but I thought I would just say that whoever writes these little articles won my heart.
and I love you.
that's about it.
38. norgaard - July 2, 2008 1:21 AM
huh
39. shabam - July 4, 2008 1:41 PM
wtf
40. lori - July 7, 2008 11:09 PM
wow! this is cool too bad you can't tell if its photo shopped or not . :(
i mean come on how could you really do this with hair .
41. Seul Gi - July 8, 2008 10:44 AM
"Oh my God! There's something on your head!" *uses conveniently placed bat to bash the womans' head in*
Sorry. That was my first coherent thought after staring at these pictures.
42. andres - July 9, 2008 1:52 AM
they look final fantasy-ish.
43. DestreasLust - July 9, 2008 3:38 PM
i dont think you understand how much i need one of those.
hands down that hair dresser should be placed into the hall of fame.
and i agree; all those models should just hair-duel.
lets make it happen people.