Jun 27 2008Stormtrooper High Heels May Make Your Boyfriend's Head Explode Like The Death Star

I'm pretty confident I speak for everyone here when I say there's nothing a geek finds sexier than a stormtrooper. Am I right? Am I right? I am. And what better way to get your girlfriend in on your sick fetish than some Stormtrooper high heels? A girlfriend that would have typically laughed you down will now happily don the costume, as trying on a new pair of shoes is simply too temping for a woman to pass up. Am I right? Am I right? I am. No but seriously honey, put these on. Wow you're hot, now stomp on my junk. That's the stuff. Now pew-pew me in the head and call me Luke.
Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies [gizmodo]
Thanks Shawn, now I really do want a pair.
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Reader Comments
1. David - June 27, 2008 2:08 PM
What the f***.
2. Leia - June 27, 2008 2:14 PM
Aren't you a little dumb to be a stormtrooper?
3. Elmo - June 27, 2008 2:36 PM
those look just great for walking miles in dirt / mud / alien guts
4. Lady Vader - June 27, 2008 2:44 PM
Got to get myself some of those!
5. First - June 27, 2008 2:52 PM
First!
6. chaz - June 27, 2008 3:04 PM
cant wait for the storm trooper lingerie line. o i cant wait.
7. Billy Avenue - June 27, 2008 3:42 PM
smoking girl owns a pair of these i'm sure
8. SmokingGirl - June 27, 2008 5:05 PM
I have a boot that looks similar, yes. You people know me too well...
9. Lynz - June 27, 2008 5:43 PM
I'd wear it.
10. terry wagar - June 27, 2008 6:29 PM
In portland oregon, Joan Wagar and Eric Carlson are in A Murder conspiracy together.
And Clackamas Walmart are acttively helping them by hideing Eric's employment there from me and my family.
For over A year now Eric Carlson has been going by the name gashel, last name unknown by me, he dyed his hair black, and Walmart agreed to hide his Identity from my daughter, who also worked at that store.
Joan and Eric have friends in Authority protecting Joan and Eric from prosecution.
I have reported this repeatedly to the Authority's and they are ignoring Joan and Eric's CONSPIRACY.
I would be more than happy to Testify to this but the Authority's are covering this up so my testimony would simply dissapear.
My name is Terry Wagar and Im backing up these charges.
Nomatter how many people Joan and Eric poisoned the Authority's here in portland Oregon refuse to arrest them.
Im making these charges public because of the blatent coverup of these charges.
why is Walmart hideing A BodyDouble?
11. Eddy - June 27, 2008 6:34 PM
Want. Save that I can't walk in high heels, those would be killer.
12. Joey - June 27, 2008 6:43 PM
When did they ever clone a female stormtrooper? I'm just saying. Maybe Jango had a hidden side we didn't get to see in those all-too-kid-friendly prequels. And it's almost Chicago Pridefest weekend too. I'm hoping someone will put the rest of the outfit together and show the kids what they've been missing. Course, you'd need to alter the chest plate too...
13. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone - June 27, 2008 9:46 PM
I didn't know the Empire had a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
14. Snoodle - June 27, 2008 11:16 PM
Do want. Now. Also...Noel Fielding would look hot in those .>...
15. Kimberly - June 28, 2008 3:10 PM
Want!
So want.
That is awesome..and so very odd.
16. Dan - June 28, 2008 3:59 PM
smoking girl is the R0xx0R55!!!!!111111oneoneone!!!!!!
17. hojo - June 29, 2008 1:56 AM
#10 Or.... maybe the authorities don't pay any attention to you because you are the kind of wack job that post bizarre sounding stories in wildly inappropriate places. Want to be taken seriously? Don't sound like a nut. Then again, I lived in Portland, and their police force is kinda messed up... Like the time they shot a person threatening to commit suicide after asking the media not to let him speak to them on the phone. Dammit, now I'm doing it.
18. Cyberwulf - June 29, 2008 3:31 AM
Wow, all we need is the full armor, form fitted for t***, and any woman who wears it will be my dream woman.
19. ash - June 29, 2008 9:20 AM
oh i would so say i can see this hitting the fashion lines of anime convents everevery but i bet there agian to expenive bet the whole outfit be cool to see, heh for once i would love to see someone go to work in them mahahahha, like a car salesmen ...or hell any work would be funny to see someone in....omg...a striper yummy...now that really would be hot....mmmmmm
20. Momboelitist - June 30, 2008 9:52 AM
What good is it to show the shoe without a hot chick wearing it? It's like a gift wrapped box with no present inside.
21. Garuda - July 2, 2008 11:25 AM
It is kinda cool looking. (my opinion)
22. orion7 - July 5, 2008 10:13 PM
Hahahaha! my girl friend just seen these (after I showed her) and she would buy them..... toooo funny...
23. Lithaen - July 6, 2008 11:27 PM
I just love these!~ I've worn TK's and TX's and what not before, but I've always been interested in getting a personalised fem version. I really want those now... >_>
24. gypsy - July 17, 2008 9:28 AM
i'd wear them if they looked cool, but. . .
25. djcorbijn - September 18, 2008 10:13 AM
Why not? The original stormtrooper shoes for the movie were some type of fancy white Italian shoes. I think they look cool.
26. cara lisa scruggoe - September 25, 2008 8:49 PM
heyheyhey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who knew a guy could jerk off watching a picture, you effing perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a female (moi) could most certainly keep herself from trying these on, even if they ARE totaly cute. don't make statements you wouldn't a feminest to hear unless you wanna get beat up in a back alley.
27. Women Smoking Cigars - March 24, 2009 12:18 PM
I look at it this way because I like how cigars look on people, apart from the fact ofall the negative side effects there are to it, believe me there is nothing more glamorous than women smoking cigars, even if they are celebrity women smoking cigars. I am the son of a woman who smoked and growing up I was always around beautiful women smoking cigars.
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