Stormtrooper High Heels May Make Your Boyfriend's Head Explode Like The Death Star
I'm pretty confident I speak for everyone here when I say there's nothing a geek finds sexier than a stormtrooper. Am I right? Am I right? I am. And what better way to get your girlfriend in on your sick fetish than some Stormtrooper high heels? A girlfriend that would have typically laughed you down will now happily don the costume, as trying on a new pair of shoes is simply too temping for a woman to pass up. Am I right? Am I right? I am. No but seriously honey, put these on. Wow you're hot, now stomp on my junk. That's the stuff. Now pew-pew me in the head and call me Luke.
Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies [gizmodo]
Thanks Shawn, now I really do want a pair.
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