Jun 6 2008Sobrietol Reduces Level Of Blood Alcohol, Fun
Sobrietol is some mystery formula of cancer-causing agents that reduces your blood alcohol content after a heavy night of drinking. And let me tell you -- as someone who thought yesterday was Friday and went out and got shit-hammered -- I lost my shoes.
Have you ever had one too many drinks at a party, wine-tasting, or night out with the girls? Unfortunately, for all too many of us, we know what that means for the next morning -- we wake up a little lethargic. Maybe a tummy that's queasy, maybe a throbbing head, maybe a dude you thought was a chick in bed next to you.
Sobrietol® was found to decrease the level of blood alcohol by 56% in independent tests as measured by Oregon State Troopers. The next day will be like you didn't drink at all!
First of all, there's no such thing as "one too many drinks", there are only too few. And secondly, a box of 8 packets costs $40 -- that's like 8 good liquor drinks! And trust me, nothing cures a hangover like drinking the next morning. So thanks but no thanks Sobrietol, the only product I need to help remove alcohol is free -- my penis.
Check out the link to the website right under these words to hear an auto-playing sales pitch for the product that's filled with lies.
Thanks Allyson, lets down like twenty packets each and then go out drinking. Everyone will think we're superheros.
Reader Comments
1. prewife - June 6, 2008 11:00 AM
Who wants to reduce the blood alcohol level? We all know the best way to fight a hangover is to keep on drinking! It has worked for me for 10 years now. My coowrkers don't even notice anymore.
http://prewife.com
2. ray - June 6, 2008 12:01 PM
I disagree with prewife about the best way to fight a hangover. Booze works pretty well, but the BEST way to fight a hangover is with black tar heroin. Sobrietol can go screw.
3. catchy - June 6, 2008 12:11 PM
free penis?
nice! can i have 2 to go?
why to spend in something to get sober, when i was all night spending in getting drunk?
4. SmokingGirl - June 6, 2008 12:33 PM
People can avoid a hangover's shenanigans by drinking 2 glasses of water and eating crackers and/or toast. There, problem solved...
5. Momboelitist - June 6, 2008 12:50 PM
My cure is to stand on your head and spit quarters!
There, problemo no moro!
6. Elboroto - June 9, 2008 11:57 AM
I never had any alcohol with problem.
7. Gerry - July 10, 2008 2:24 AM
No joke, Sobrietol does work. My buddies and I have used it over a dozen times. I don't give a $hit about the "reducing BAC", but I do care about not having a hangover. The stuff has worked everytime.
8. mike - July 29, 2008 8:32 PM
I really don't know how you guys come up with your reserch but I have taken Sobrietol on many nights out and let me tell you, it has saved my life. I had no hangover and felt better after about 45 min after taking it!
9. Sean - November 28, 2008 8:56 AM
I very rarely get hangovers, so that's not an issue for me.
What is an issue, however, is getting my BAC to legal levels so I can drive. Where I live, there's a 0.00% BAC limit for the first few years of having your licence, and I really don't want to get fucked over for drink driving.
This could work.