Jun 17 2008Sand Vader Isn't The Worst Thing I've Seen
This is a picture of Darth Vader in sand sculpture form (aka Sand Vader). It's not bad if you squint your eyes and shake your head so you can't tell it's way out of proportion and Vader has creepy bug-eyes. Personally, I would have gone with a Jawa Sandcrawler and a bunch of those little freaks running around. Yeah -- and a giant Princess Leia. But what do I know? I've only won the Interplanetary Sand Sculpture Competition six years running. I know what the judges like. And let me tell you, a Princess Leia sand-boob would have gone a long way.
Hit the jump for several more sculptures, including a Rockbiter (Sandmuncher) from The Neverending Story (I cry just thinking about Artax drowning in the Swamp of Sadness), the Simpsons (Sandsons), and the Silver (Sand)Surfer.
Hollywood sand sculptures [telegraph]
Thanks to damn luddites, who probably hates me for hating robots
Reader Comments
1. chaz - June 17, 2008 12:15 PM
primero!!
2. Amy - June 17, 2008 12:16 PM
Wow that Vader looks really bad. I mean I couldn't do even that sculpture but...yikes. Maybe it's interpretive.
3. Grievousfish - June 17, 2008 12:17 PM
May the quartz be with us!
Looks like Vader's saber is bent.
4. Jeezy - June 17, 2008 12:18 PM
A Princess Leia sand sculpture would be decent. Her sand-boob would be just like a real boob. Like a bag of sand. Right?
5. SmokingGirl - June 17, 2008 12:23 PM
I can't even make a sandcastle, so I won't mock the Sand Vader.
And you know, there are worse similies for a boob, such as "feels like a rock; feels like a bag of marbles; feels like a dismembered limb". So in the scheme of things a boob like a bag of sand isn't that bad.
Jawa slippers!
6. Manda - June 17, 2008 12:24 PM
Nice Jeezy! Will the the Sand Leia be down with sex all the time too?
7. Jab - June 17, 2008 12:30 PM
Sand Vader is watching you masturbate
8. Grievousfish - June 17, 2008 12:33 PM
Watchout for the Sand Whore - she has sand lice!
9. Momboelitist - June 17, 2008 12:55 PM
Fake!!!!
10. The Superficial Writer - June 17, 2008 1:17 PM
Likes like Sand Vader needs some Sand Viagra.
Ha ha! Get it? Because his saber is limp. Oh man, I could do this all day...
11. Uncle Eccoli - June 17, 2008 1:30 PM
Nice, Vader with microcephaly.
12. Altaire - June 17, 2008 1:39 PM
You bastard, bringing up Artax! now my day is f*****!
13. damn luddites - June 17, 2008 3:36 PM
Jeezy - how old of a virgin are you?
14. JFreezy - June 17, 2008 3:51 PM
What happened to Sand Vadar's head? Looks like Jabba the Sand Hutt sat on it.
15. JFreezy - June 17, 2008 3:55 PM
Oh yeah, and why is his hand on a Stormtrooper helmet? Did it belong to his secret boyfriend that Han Solo shot? Over all good job though!
16. Rokk Star - June 17, 2008 4:17 PM
holy crap those people are good at sand sculpting how do they make his light saber stay up i wonder?? Oh well not everything can make since.
17. katie g - June 17, 2008 4:49 PM
Seriously, who DOESN'T cry when Artax drowns?? It traumatized me when I was little. You just made me sad....
18. Joey - June 18, 2008 12:52 AM
He made Vader's penis HUGE!
19. Dan - June 18, 2008 5:52 AM
yeah he's skullfucking that stormtrooper!
20. Dan - June 18, 2008 10:31 AM
Nobody else is disturbed by Darth Vader sitting on the floor like a fucking second grader? Couldn't they have at least made him kneel?