Jun 11 2008Romanian Fighter Jet Gets Hit By UFOs, Aliens Arrested For Flying Under The Influence
On October 31st, 2007 a Romanian Mig 21 Lancer was struck by not one but four UFOs and the government has now released footage of said incident. As can be unclearly seen in the untranslated video at 0:49 and 1:16, the aliens were flying what appear to be the black smoke from Lost when they hit the plane. Afterwards, the pilot was able to land the aircraft without incident.
Lt. Col. Nicolae Grigorie said a video recorded by cameras onboard the plane depicts "two solid bodies, which are not translucid." Grigorie said authorities are working to determine what the objects could have been. "They couldn't be birds because there are no birds in Europe able to fly so high. And they couldn't be ice bodies because it was a clear sky -- neither could they be pieces of another plane or a meteor," he said.He said the government has ruled out rocket launches and ground artillery fires as causes of the incident.
When asked what he thought the objects were, Grigorie exclaimed, "Fucking aliens, yo! Tape your buttcheeks together before bed, the wonk eyed bastards are coming!"
UFOs hit Romanian plane [upi]
Thanks Mikal, I'm now officially adding aliens to my apocalyptic fears
Reader Comments
1. mr rogers - June 11, 2008 11:05 AM
First!!!!!!!..... i think?
2. prewife - June 11, 2008 11:10 AM
It is a quite simple explanation really.
You see with the relative curvature of space time at that altitude induced by the flux capacitor nodule activated by the pilots warp nacelle plasma signature, invigorated a kind of matrix coil induced harmonic vibration...
3. Cleveland - June 11, 2008 11:13 AM
I love how even Romanian fighter pilots walk in perpetual slow motion
4. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 11, 2008 11:27 AM
#2: But are you allowing for hyperextension strings in the pre-fab duplicitor membrane? Those kinds of partikittens could induce a .3 displacement vector in the midrange nematodes, and we all know what that means!
So, all said, I think it was geese.
5. Quase - June 11, 2008 11:47 AM
Damn, I gotta stop with the nachos pizza, my farts are bringing down fighter jets alrady...
6. Momboelitist - June 11, 2008 12:27 PM
Boeing bombs probably......
7. greg - June 11, 2008 4:08 PM
Some years ago, a plane from FAB (Brazilian Force) was hit by a undetify object... They calculated it fly at 1200 to 1500 km/h
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=btkLscHDOpE
8. spankermatic - June 11, 2008 4:54 PM
What a load of crap. Why is it whenever someone takes blurry footage of something, the automatically ass-u-me its aliens.
I've taken blurry footage of the neighbours through their window but I've never once assumed they are from another planet. :)
9. vadim - June 12, 2008 6:59 AM
I don't see where the geeekologie guy found the term UFO in the clip. I am from Romania, and and I watched the video twice, but nobody says anything about unidentified flying objects. It's just "unidentified objects". Just like that unidentified objects you stuble upon at night... is it a dog shit, a dead cat, a severd penis or a half-eaten sandwitch? ... ... it's a mystery. My personal hypothesis is that , at that moment, the space toilet from ISS was in perfectly well condition, so not one, but four UFTs (of course, Unidentified Frozen Turds) hit the plane
10. Joey - June 12, 2008 9:17 PM
I think that we can guess that if it hit a plane, then it was most likely a flying object.
That being said, I think it was all a hoax to promote the new Romanian produced Star Trek movie.
11. Maddy - June 15, 2008 9:05 AM
i think Ironman hit the plane.
12. guate6 - June 16, 2008 1:26 AM
#9: Yes, "unidentified objects" but you forget the important clause: IT'S IN THE FUCKING AIR. Even if they're "falling" the acronym remains "UFO"
#2 & #4: You're mostly correct, except you forgot to extrapolate the dysterian quantum particle that amplifies the resonance for dipeptide chemistry involved in Newtonian particles. This is a common error, so no fretting is necessary. Now if the .3 displacement ended up being for higher range nematodes, trematodes, and cestodes, the calculation could still be made, given the agur plates were vacuum sealed while pumping radioactive Martian photon particles, which in turn would hyperactivate the flux capacitor to implode and cause the pilot to develop hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Noobs.
13. kazansky - June 19, 2008 4:41 AM
It is a setting up of Romanian DoD. Nothing hits the airplane. Was only a very old cannopy wich was very stressed and broken. Read the point of view of an Romanian high skill ex-pilot of MIG-21 (V.V ) : http://www.rufon.org/forum/index.php/topic,1530.90.html