Jun 6 2008Reading Material: RSS Toilet Paper Printer
I'm not sure if this is even real or not, but I sure hope it is because I'm getting pretty damn tired of the reading material options in the office bathroom (a couple Highlights and an empty cereal box). The RSStroom Reader allegedly prints out your favorite RSS feeds on toilet paper so you can catch up on Geekologie without bringing your laptop to the can (which, don't get me wrong, is perfectly acceptable as well). Now that's just freaking brilliant. Plus, it comes with biometric user identification (presumably assblast-based) so I don't have to sift through all The Superficial Writer's Tigerbeat and BOP feeds. Haha, I know I promised I wouldn't tell, but I'm a liar, not a 12-year old girl!
RSStroom Reader shows where you think blogs belong [dvice]
Thanks to Marie, a hot French chick who promises to wipe exclusively with Geekologie
Reader Comments
1. Trevor - June 6, 2008 2:00 PM
I want one.
2. Freddy K - June 6, 2008 2:13 PM
Well now finally we can read a print version of geekologie as its worth the paper we will be printing it on.
OH BURN! *high fives from the superficial writer*
3. Mella - June 6, 2008 2:44 PM
That'll only work until the first roll runs out. Then, instead of replacing it, the owner will just place a new roll on top of the printer case.
4. matt - June 6, 2008 2:51 PM
Oh man I remember Highlights, oh to be 6 again.
Matt
5. Snoodle - June 6, 2008 3:42 PM
Real or not, I want one...now.
6. Jeff - June 6, 2008 4:45 PM
Ok, the whole "Geekologie Writer" and "Superficial Writer" not being the same guy has been done to death. We all know you're one and the same, so give it up....... ')
7. marie - June 7, 2008 4:22 AM
hey thanx for the "hot French chick" but if a girl wipin her ass with you prose is your conception of what's hot or not i seriously have trouble figuring out if this is a compliment or not ?........
Anyway i'm a girl and a geek, so i guess that's enough to say i'm hot ^^
8. gypsy - July 15, 2008 5:58 PM
i agree with mella