Jun 9 2008Putter Pisser: Relieve Yourself Discreetly
I always thought when you were out on the links and had to pee you yelled 'Fore!' and pissed in a bunker or on a tree. Well apparently that's not kosher and you need a UroClub (Putter Pisser sounds better) urine collection device. I'm not so sure what's so discreet about pissing down the shaft of a fake golf club, but whatever.
Just place an inconspicuous towel over your junk, unscrew the cap of the club disguised to look like a 7-iron, and whiz away--up to half a liter. When you're done, stick the leak-proof club back in your bag and take your next shot.
The questionable device costs $50 and doesn't hold enough if you've been following the rules of golf and drinking the whole game. And that's why I'll be sticking to the sand traps. They typically provide good cover, and you can even drop some kids off at the beach if you have to. But remember: if you do, stay classy and cover them up like a cat does.
UroClub Lets Golfers Go Pee-Pee in Public [gizmodo]
Thanks Chris, and remind me to never shake your hand
Reader Comments
1. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 9, 2008 3:39 PM
Unless they find a way of covering up the sound, I'm doubting very much whether the pissing will be all that inconspicuous.
2. Elmo - June 9, 2008 4:10 PM
"Hey Paul, why are your clubs so sticky?"
3. Bill - June 9, 2008 4:18 PM
what if you piss more than half a litre? from what I gather, golf typically involves copius amounts of alcohol...
4. goob - June 9, 2008 4:30 PM
"But remember: if you do, stay classy and cover them up like a cat does." Holy crap! I laughed so hard my boss came over... and I did the porno window close mega click...click-cli-cli-click-click... just made it!
5. number6 - June 9, 2008 5:33 PM
I think this device would be an excellent way to sneak a few drinkypoos onto the 3-par course. Damn the man, I ain't paying flippin' 6 bucks for a coors tall boy.
6. goob - June 9, 2008 7:24 PM
@5
Drinkypoos like piss? Cause that's what it's made for. Piss. Not beer.
Unless you drink piss. Do you drink piss? ewww!!! that's gross!! hey guys! this guy drinks piss!!! SICK!!!
7. Crazy kid - June 9, 2008 7:35 PM
Dude... you can use that for beer!
8. number6 - June 9, 2008 8:23 PM
@6
Yes, you are right. They said it is for piss. However, and I didn't think I needed to go into this kind of detail but I will, I am suggesting that rather than using the device for it's intended purpose, which as you mentioned is piss lest we forget, we use it for drinks other than piss. So, in summary. No piss involved, just beer.
Also: I like to drink piss.
9. Dickwad - June 9, 2008 9:29 PM
If you like coors then the distinction between piss and beer is hardly a matter of concern
10. HereIambaby - June 9, 2008 10:46 PM
I am suggesting that rather than using the device for it's intended purpose, which as you mentioned is piss lest we forget, we use it for drinks other than piss. I am a single black girl from Blackcentury.com
11. Crazy kid - June 9, 2008 10:58 PM
Have you ever heard of the beer belly?
Or the wine rack, essentially the same thing.
12. Joey - June 10, 2008 1:25 AM
Has everyone else noticed that the annoying spam person plugging their dating site has switched from using broken english to just randomly copying some text from the post?
Ok, just checking.
Oh, and I like to drink piss too, but they call it "lite beer" where I live. :)
13. Mark - June 10, 2008 6:53 AM
Wouldn't it be better if it let the pee go into the ground?
14. Norman E. - June 10, 2008 7:04 AM
That's why I, as scottish mate, always wore a skirt.
Sorry, my other schizophrene half thinks he is Sean Connery.
What a great man!
Slap that women, slap them!
http://digg.com/comedy/Sean_Connery_Talks_about_Slapping_Women
Muhahahaha.
Uurgh, here's Sir Sean again:
No, I have to be sorry, this schizophrenic turd thinks he thinks, he is a funny guy. But he is a... hey, stop beating your own head on the desk!
15. mattk - June 10, 2008 10:51 AM
If the shaft was hollow and just allowed the wiz to sluice thorugh, this would be brilliant.
I love the word sluice.
16. kirk - June 10, 2008 10:54 AM
um.
...
well, it's not as bad as someone wearing adult diapers and THEN playing Golf. like in a depends commercial.
but I agree with the above. what do you do with the putter once you piss in it? carry it around? "Hey George, why is you putter so warm?"
wow.
17. Trevor - June 10, 2008 11:01 AM
Oh man that is so gross. You could always duck into the woods for a leak like most guys on the course.
18. beerngolf.com - June 10, 2008 3:29 PM
Nothing beats just pissing in your friends cup while he's taking his shot.
Also, @anyonewhothinksthisisagoodwaytosneakbeeronthecourse There are a lot of better ways to get beer on the course than this stupid club.
-BnG
19. tom_frost_rocks_cock - June 10, 2008 4:40 PM
While this may be discreet, let me tell you what isn't... That's right Tom Frost. The only thing Tom Frost has any interest in pissing into is the mouth of a duct tape bound child. Tom Frost is an animal, and we must band together to put him down.
20. Robyn - June 10, 2008 11:17 PM
I read this shit just for the comments! You guys are hilarious!
21. guate6 - June 11, 2008 2:04 AM
#2: hahahaha, nice one.
#9: agreed
#15: that's exactly what I thought at first when I read the title and saw the picture. It'd make more sense I think. I guess it's a bad thing to have to go behind a tree...
'nuff said