Jun 18 2008Must Have!: Big Lebowski Action Figures
It's about freaking time -- someone is finally releasing some quality Big Lebowski action figures. For $25 you can score The Dude, complete with accessories.
Don't miss The Dude-- Unemployed! You'll flip for our Action Figure of The Dude from The Big Lebowski. Dressed in his bathrobe and slippers, he stands 8-inches tall and comes with loads of hilarious accessories: sunglasses, robe, White Russian, milk carton, ID card, and genuine cloth rug! Achieve your desires by buying this character today!
They're releasing other figures too, including Walter and another version of the Dude (see picture after the jump), Donny, and The Stranger (the narrator in the movie, not when you sit on your hand till it goes numb). If you're attending the July 23- 27 San Diego Comic-Con you can pick The Dude up at that time, otherwise they won't be shipping till August/September. I need one. Somebody, anybody, please abide.
Tony the Chauffeur: So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
The Dude: F***in' A, man. I got a rash, man.
Hit the jump for a picture of Walter and another version of The Dude.
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Reader Comments
1. Will - June 18, 2008 5:24 PM
They look like cartoons, kinda like Buddy Christ from dogma.
2. bar room hero - June 18, 2008 5:29 PM
"The Dude Abides"
3. Valentin Galea - June 18, 2008 5:39 PM
"See what happens Larry? When YOU F*** A STRANGER in THE ASS? See what happens? When YOU F*** A STRANGER in THE ASS? See what happens???"
4. Vagina - June 18, 2008 5:49 PM
I'll suck your cock for 1,000 dollars
5. Cyberfury - June 18, 2008 6:02 PM
That rug really tied the room together..
6. Karl Hungus - June 18, 2008 6:09 PM
I was the author of the Port Huron statement... The original, not the compromised second draft.
7. bigjerm - June 18, 2008 6:21 PM
this movie was not as good as everyone said.
8. sportner - June 18, 2008 6:26 PM
IIRC, it's "busting my haggis".
And these dolls look like shit.
9. Panda_Jäger - June 18, 2008 6:29 PM
i f***ing hate the eagles, man.
10. hojo - June 18, 2008 7:36 PM
#7... perhaps it's not so much a movie problem, but a YOU problem.
11. SmokingGirl - June 18, 2008 7:58 PM
"What was that movie about?
I have no idea but I'm in the mood for a white russian." (VH1)
And hey, we all know to not f*** with the Jesus. Just don't do it; just don't f*** with the Jesus.
Oh yea, white russian time.
12. ellipsis - June 18, 2008 9:34 PM
F*** it. Let's go bowling.
13. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 18, 2008 9:50 PM
This would have been cool before I moved in with the Future Mrs Imaginary Reviewer. Now I'm only allowed my Tifa and Psylocke figurines on display.
I really should get one of those Sega girlfriends.
14. Grievousfish - June 18, 2008 11:00 PM
I think its the sandals that really pull the whole outfit together.
15. Joey - June 19, 2008 12:03 AM
They're dolls, not action figures. I mean, he IS unemployed. F***in-A, man! Shut the f*** up, Donny!
16. emily, the video artist - June 19, 2008 12:46 AM
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. The Dude's "ID card" is a Ralph's card, right? Let's be accurate here. They got his jellies right, at least.
What, no Jesus figurine? Is there a law against pederast statuettes? He paid his debt to society! He did six months in Chino. What human paraquats decided for a Stranger figurine over Jesus? I'm also sad there are no nihilists or Brandt.
I think I've crammed enough Lebowski references into this one post. Or is there such a thing as enough? Like an Irish monk?
17. Mysterious M - June 19, 2008 12:52 AM
Lingonberry Pancakes
18. ~zeus~ - June 19, 2008 8:12 AM
looks like silent bob :S
19. Stay - June 19, 2008 9:31 AM
The Dude looks fine, but I'm definitely disappointed in the Walter. He looks far too cartoony, as if he just jumped out of a Batman cartoon.
20. beefytee - June 19, 2008 10:14 AM
#7...Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
21. Jeffrey Lebowski - June 19, 2008 10:37 AM
What in god's holy name are you blathering about!?
22. Zippy - June 19, 2008 10:38 AM
When are they going to release the Maude figurine, complete with flying harness, paintbrush, and sheer nakedness?
I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
23. dave - June 19, 2008 11:04 AM
I like your style, Dude, but do you have to use so many curse words?
What the f*** are you talking about?
24. Momboelitist - June 19, 2008 11:16 AM
Yahtzee!!!!
25. maude - June 19, 2008 12:49 PM
it can be a natural, ZESTY enterprise.
26. jane - June 19, 2008 12:50 PM
#7 :
you're being very UN-DUDE.....
27. pdrunk - June 19, 2008 12:51 PM
This would go well with my Fargo wood-chipper snowglobe.
28. Meaty Urologist - June 19, 2008 12:59 PM
It's a league game, Smokey.
@13: Psylocke - what a babe!
29. Wanks - June 19, 2008 2:39 PM
Shut the F*** Up Donny!
30. Joe - June 19, 2008 4:04 PM
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
31. groonk - June 19, 2008 4:46 PM
nobody f***s with da jesus.
32. yo - June 20, 2008 10:27 AM
say what you willl about national socialism dude, at least it's an ethos.
33. TheMessiah - June 20, 2008 11:31 AM
strongly vaginal
34. Lunchboxx - June 20, 2008 11:56 AM
WTF?
who the f*** is greg lebowski?
he looks like some knock off of my all time gods: silent bob and buddy christ!
35. bbop - June 20, 2008 2:58 PM
no funny stuff
36. seethroughdog - June 22, 2008 3:59 AM
New shit has come to light! ...And shit, man!
37. Dictated II - June 23, 2008 3:53 AM
Listen, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with..... uh, do you have any Kaluha?
38. Andy - June 23, 2008 6:32 AM
Does it fix the cable?
Ich bin expert.
39. Otter - June 23, 2008 10:26 AM
I bought these about 2 months ago in Cape Cod. They are ok. Nothing like Todd McFairlane toys, but still a nice collectible if you are a true fan of the Dude and Walter.
40. Yimbo - June 23, 2008 11:36 AM
Hey "Sportner," It's NOT "bustin' my friggin' haggis!" It's "AGATES!!!" It makes more sense to compare ones balls, to quartz stones, as opposed to a meal made up of sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, salt, mixed with stock and boiled in an animal's stomach. DER! Read a book. HA!
41. Duder - June 23, 2008 12:07 PM
Ya got any good sa's'p'rilla?
42. Francis Donnelly - June 23, 2008 4:17 PM
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.....
43. nikolai - June 23, 2008 5:13 PM
i think "the dude" is an aborted silent bob doll
44. BilliB - June 23, 2008 5:16 PM
GET A JOB SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
45. Chris - June 23, 2008 6:45 PM
"8 year olds Dude"
"SHUT THE @#$! UP DONNY!"
46. Brainlock - June 23, 2008 9:03 PM
um, these are SERIES TWO, and just new accessories to the originals.
I'm looking at Walter right now, and trade those coveralls for his vest, drop the bandana, include ex's dog, bowling bag of undies, and a "Kolger's" coffee can and you have the original.
I'd like to have that cloth rug, tho, as S1 had a "clip & connect" rug on cardbacks.
I sure wish they had gotten enough pre-orders for actually producing those 12" talking figures, tho.
would've loved to hear them.
ABIDE.
47. Jumpin_J - July 15, 2008 11:56 AM
#22 / Zippy, you're not even Jewish!!!
48. Sars - July 27, 2008 7:29 PM
We cut off your johnson Lewboski!
49. Jim - September 20, 2008 4:01 AM
You're not WRONG Walter.. you're just an asshole!
50. Daniel - February 24, 2009 5:45 PM
Bummer..... this is a bummer, man! that's a... that's a bummer!