Jun 4 2008Shoes For The Gaming Hooker With No Purse
In case you couldn't tell or are having your mommy read this aloud while you eat a bowl of breakfast cereal, these are some prostitutey shoes with embedded Gameboys. I assume they're either 1. for gaming hookers that don't carry purses, or 2. for those who service johns that think their penises are just nonfunctional joysticks and only frequent prossies to cry about how hard their favorite Zelda games are. *sniffle* Your money's on the Wii, now make like the Water Palace in Ocarina of Time and get lost.
Several more styles after the jump, in case you're in the market.
Gameboy Boots [syberpunk]
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shoes embedded with working nintendo gameboys [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Julian - June 4, 2008 10:11 AM
Classy
2. Freddy K - June 4, 2008 10:32 AM
We need to see these with live models so we can see exactly how ridiculous these really are.
The picachu one is my favorite.
3. Bernstein - June 4, 2008 10:32 AM
Prostitution has a whole new future in gaming, thank God!
4. Anonymous Coward - June 4, 2008 10:33 AM
I need to get my ho's some of these... wait.. they're 'sposed to be out making me money!
5. Jumpin_J - June 4, 2008 11:31 AM
If you're good at Yoga and can get in lotus position, I guess you could play without taking your shoes off, but I guess that's kinda counter-productive.
6. Armadilz - June 4, 2008 11:44 AM
Lawlz, what are the point of those?
7. SmokingGirl - June 4, 2008 12:17 PM
Hehe, the Poke'mon one is actually kind of 'cool' (I always liked Picachu). But other than that, yea, these shoes are just, eh, I don't even know.
Bantha Slippers!
8. Momboelitist - June 4, 2008 2:16 PM
9,989
9. SmokingGirl - June 4, 2008 2:24 PM
Awwwwww...you've given me more defenses. You're so kind.
10. Megatopsy - June 4, 2008 2:25 PM
I just HAD to comment. Mainly because of the very las thing said.
"Make like the Water Palace in Ocarina of Time and get lost"
That shit is effin hilarious! Me and my friends were all talking about that freaking game yesterday, then we all went on a rant about the water temple.
I basically just laughed my ass off hardcore here at work, and it's all thanks to the brilliance of that joke :D
11. katie g - June 4, 2008 5:17 PM
Thank god I'm not the only one who hates that damn Water Temple. It's hard, yo.
12. Genghis Khunt - June 5, 2008 1:31 PM
This is what occurs when old school gamers with foot fetishes attempt to multitask?
Those are some of the ugliest damned shoes i've ever seen, you fail. You fail horribly.
13. v - June 9, 2008 7:18 PM
These are the most ugly, unholy shoes I've ever seen.